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Permit me to clarify the definition. Sodomy is one MAN inserting his genitals into the mouth or anus of ANOTHER MAN. Say it again. Say it out loud so your ears hear it. Picture it in your mind. Picture Barney Frank and Elton John in action. Barney Frank putting his genitals into Elton John’s. That is what they want to tell us is normal…no wait…tell our children is normal. Into that 'union' they are asking permission to place children. Would you let them put YOUR grandchild into a sodomy-based family? Why would you let them do it to someone else’s child? Have normal people lost their minds?

Dave Daubenmire, Joe. My. God. 95 Comments [5/1/2012 8:49:51 PM]
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#1399355


LOL I thought sodomy just meant anal sex.

NOW THEY'RE HAVIN BUTTSECKS...COWBOY BUTTSECKS...SODOMEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...SODOMEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Sodomy.

Oh yeah and fuck you bigot.

5/4/2012 2:37:46 PM

#1399455
Pikachukid

Is it just me, or does the sentence construction give off the impression that he wants us to imagine Barney penetrating Elton's genitals? I wouldn't even think that POSSIBLE...or desirable, for that matter.

5/5/2012 5:21:03 AM

#1399504
I Read About The Afterlife

Well, it's certainly not for me. But as long as it's consensual and between adults -- far be it for me to tell them they can't. And if they're loving parents who happen to have gay sex? Then yes, I'd put my grandchildren into their care (although why my children wouldn't take care of their child is beyond me).

5/5/2012 1:09:19 PM

#1399515
studapples

he wants us to think about gay men going at it? kind of perverse for someone who says he doesn't like it.

5/5/2012 2:09:17 PM

#1399516
Lady Evil

OK, we'll just perform more abortions then. Would that make you happy, Joe?

5/5/2012 2:33:12 PM

#1399795
Godlesspanther

I didn't know that Barney and Elton were an item.


5/6/2012 8:31:52 PM

#1400176
Shadoboy

Unlike you, most people don't think about sex when discussing homosexual rights.
And most people know that these acts are not exclusive to homosexuals.

5/7/2012 9:46:38 PM

#1400593
michael3ov

Someone please make me feel better and tell me that this type of person is a dying breed.

Please tell me that my children will not have to deal with this nonsense!

5/9/2012 1:55:56 AM

#1400669
Martine R

Meh. I've imagined worse.

5/9/2012 6:08:09 AM

#1400678
Dr.Shrinker

"Picture Barney Frank and Elton John in action."

As I understand it, Frank and John are both in committed relationships with other men.

Wrap your head around that Dave

5/9/2012 6:28:52 AM

#1400682
Filin De Blanc

Now picture Portia de Rossi having sex with Amber Heard.

Yeah, that's not so horrible, is it?

5/9/2012 6:35:48 AM

#1400705
MockAE

Erm, isn't Elton John married to David Furnish?

5/9/2012 7:48:02 AM

#1400786
Fundies Make Me Sick

Actually, sodomy is anal penetration. Period. It's not limited to two men, nor does it have to involve a penis.

5/9/2012 10:27:48 AM

#1402507


sure...this guy isnt homophobic...he merely dislikes those naked, sweaty, bulging men inserting their....

Yeah...he is straight as an arrow.

5/14/2012 4:22:09 AM

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Schneeflittchen

<b>@Rabbit of Caerbannog</b>

You know, the guy in the OP is an idiot, but can we not fight homophobia by fetishizing lesbian couples? It's dehumanizing.
Now I like watching two guys making out (guys I find aesthetically pleasing, of course) but still, I wouldn't post pics of them to disprove fundie bullshit.
People who don't make us feel happy in our pants still have the right to be happy with their partners and have a fulfilled sex life without being ridiculed, I think.

Sorry for being a killjoy, but I think we are better than them, aren't we :) ?

5/17/2012 2:59:09 AM

#1404130
Filin De Blanc

@Schneeflittchen

I don't think pointing out that those two women are an adorable couple is dehumanizing at all. That picture is very sweet, romantic and beautiful, quite apart from any "mmm, girl-on-girl" factor it might have.

5/17/2012 3:11:00 AM

#1443674
Ebon

Why are fundies always obsessed with teaching small children the intimacies of gay sex?

9/5/2012 8:27:14 AM

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Michael

If we're making "I want to see them get it on" the criteria for who can and cannot have rights, hot lesbian 25-year-olds are going to become a ruling class...

12/26/2012 1:13:18 PM

#1486654


sorry Joe, thats a limited definition.

Many definitions say anal intercourse, man , woman , dog or sheep doesnt matter. Some include oral sex, so your wife giving you a blow job is sodomy.

One man cannot put his genitals into another mans genitals, its just not possible.


12/26/2012 1:41:56 PM

#1486664
xyz

Protip: If you don't like gay sex, then DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. You'll thank yourself later.

And no, we haven't lost our minds. I think you fundies are the ones who have lost your minds.

12/26/2012 4:22:35 PM
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