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#1398747
Snide
That was actually pretty hot till he mentioned Elton John.....
And then it went way downhill.
Why do fundies always cry out in the name of the children? Can they not find an adult argument for a fcking change?
5/2/2012 11:16:37 AM
#1398751
Rabbit of CaerbannogI have a better idea than picturing Barney Frank and Elton John. Picture this:
Try your appeal to revulsion with
that.
5/2/2012 11:26:19 AM
#1398754
checkmate
Permit me to clarify the definition. Sodomy is one MAN inserting his genitals into the mouth or anus of ANOTHER MAN. Say it again.
Ah, so Dave Daubenmire seems to think that one guy whacking off another guy is ok.
That explains a lot. ;-)
5/2/2012 11:43:29 AM
#1398759
D Laurier
Actualy... sodomy is any sex that is not reproductive in nature.
It includes a woman taking a man's genitals into her mouth and sucking on them.
It includes a woman massaging another woman's genitals to stimulate an orgasm.
It includes a man placing his main genital element between the breasts of a woman, while said woman holds her breasts together.
It may also include two men placing their genitals at the disposal of one woman. Or a man and a woman kissing eachothers genitals very affectionately.
Seriously Dave, your fixation on male on male sex... Maybe you need to get out of that closet.
5/2/2012 12:03:24 PM
#1398771
Filin De Blanc
@ Rabbit of Caernabog: Such a handsome couple, aren't they? -swoon-
5/2/2012 12:49:31 PM
#1398776
Osiris
Once again there is the hidden admission that women can't be gay.
5/2/2012 1:26:22 PM
#1398783
Filin De Blanc
@ Osiris: I think maybe it's because without toys, women can't perform anal, the act that most seems to terrify these people.
5/2/2012 1:44:44 PM
#1398785
Pilotess
Good grief, why is everything always aboutsex? Is sex the most important part in a straight relationship? There are so many other things in love than just sex, there is taking care of one another, helping each other, raising children together and who the fuck cares how somebody fucks somebody else, as long as they raise their children with love and respect and compassion! Something you, sir, are incapable of!
5/2/2012 1:45:20 PM
#1398788
Old Viking
Get a hobby. Then get a dictionary.
5/2/2012 1:48:56 PM
#1398797
Xotan
Fixated much on gay sex?
5/2/2012 2:35:21 PM
#1398802
The only ones who have lost their minds are the homophobes.
5/2/2012 2:48:16 PM
#1398808
Fap fappity fap fap fap
5/2/2012 3:17:19 PM
#1398823
Renon
Then we should ban straight marriage, too. After all, the Kama Sutra has some freaky-ass shit in it. XD
5/2/2012 4:33:56 PM
#1398864
Tolpuddle Martyr
in the same way you currently tell your kids that straight marriage is when a man puts his penis in a ladies vagina I suppose?
5/3/2012 2:12:10 AM
#1398868
aaa
Prudes think sex is icky, part fucking infinity.
5/3/2012 2:28:34 AM
#1398948
JSS
Bah! Sodomy is only what I say it is! My personal feelings should dictate the entire English dictionary!
5/3/2012 7:56:44 AM
#1398983
Ismail
It'd help fundamentalists if they didn't keep using arguments perfected by 12 year olds. I'm pretty sure around that age me and others would make jokes like "imagine (unlikely pairing of unattractive people) having sex" to gross each other out.
No one wants to see old or middle-aged fat people having sex. Gay sex isn't my thing, but it's certainly far less my thing if it's a bunch of old men, much like I'd rather not look at old straight couples or old women having sex.
5/3/2012 10:43:36 AM
#1399077
myheadhurts
forced verbal porn
I feel so violated.
5/3/2012 4:00:42 PM
#1399082
Tatsukun
LOL> Typed all with one hand too! I love when fundies get themselves all hot and bothered (and lubed) over graphic descriptions of male/male sex. Of course, officially they are ONLY gay for Jesus.
But, if you actually go back and read you'll find that Sodomy's biblical meaning is "treating guests poorly". LOL freaks.
5/3/2012 4:44:48 PM
#1399090
Mobius118
Anal is fun. It's dirty, unadulterated, satisfying fun.
And women enjoy it too!
Perhaps you should stop focusing on everyone else in the bedroom and go satisfy your wife.
Unless you can't...because you're too focused on men to focus on two pumping your wife with the lights off.
Meanwhile Imma go enjoy some fine ass.
5/3/2012 5:29:01 PM
#1399103
Karana
Think about gay sex alot do you?
5/3/2012 6:52:32 PM
#1399104
Apatheist
You just had to choose the two oldest openly gay famous people didn't you?
Alright, imagine your grandmother and your grandfather. Equally disgusting isn't fuckstick.
5/3/2012 6:52:56 PM
#1399119
TheLastCenturion
what was sodomy called before sodom? because its surely existed far longer.
5/3/2012 7:34:06 PM
#1399152
Agahnim
You're sick in the head.
5/4/2012 1:16:13 AM
#1399318
Big Jilm
Dave, I'm gonna fuck yo momma; I'm gonna fuck yo dad...fucked yo sister...just to make ya mad!
Oh, and when I did your sister, I pile-drove her, over the edge, and she wanted anal.
Is that NORMAL?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/4/2012 12:55:59 PM
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