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I recognize the occult as hogwash and superstitious fantasy.
That is why I am an atheist.
5/1/2012 11:08:00 AM
Alexander the Great
I love the way christian fundamentalists constantly refer to Alexander the Great as if they really had even the slightest notion of Hellenistic period history.
I suppose if you asked them if his father Ptolemy and his best friend Philip were also sodomizers, they'd say yes, not knowing that was Philip Alexander's father, not his best friend, that and Ptolemy was one of Alexander's generals and not his father. Both, however, were very important personages in Hellenistic history.
5/1/2012 11:42:50 AM
uh... yes.... please stay away from me....
5/1/2012 11:45:18 AM
He's a holocaust denier. He uses the term "holohoax." It's obvious we're dealing with a real asshole
5/1/2012 1:25:51 PM
Probably not Marion's intention, but this is hilarious.
5/1/2012 1:30:27 PM
He's a holocaust denier.
Yes, a quick look at his "Whale" website shows the whole gambit of conspiracy theories.
Let's hope he travels to Germany to propagate his holocaust denial. It's a crime there and could get him five years behind bars, in his case most probably in a padded cell.
5/1/2012 1:45:44 PM
"God" is essentially a superhuman race in Greek mythology. Gods and demigods are born as such.
The only thing I can think of that's REMOTELY close to what he's talking about is the myth of Zeus and Ganymede, but that's one case and I'm not sure Ganymede wasn't a demigod himself before Zeus carried him off. It's been a while since I've read any Greek mythology.
That said, I'm sure the time I've spent not reading Greek mythology is briefer than this fellow's, because I think the time he's spent not reading Greek mythology encompasses his entire life.
5/1/2012 1:55:58 PM
that’s the way the Greek gods became gods.
So how did the goddesses get their powers? A dildo? Besides, I thought the Greek gods all just inherited their powers ultimately from Gaia, who was a woman.
5/1/2012 2:04:05 PM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
...who has the Fractal Wrongness image handy?
5/1/2012 2:24:36 PM
I know why Fundies are so obsessed with/afraid of/hung up on anal sex...they pull all their crazy ideas out of their butt and thus are afraid of ruining the ideas by having anal intercourse! I got a vision from the Flying Spaghetti Monster which revealed this to me!
5/1/2012 3:14:09 PM
Sounds like someone is quite titillated by contemplating all that energetic buttsex.
5/1/2012 3:17:51 PM
...is this a Poe? This must be a Poe. I mean...really?
5/1/2012 3:54:13 PM
How on earth would that work anyway? I'm supposed to go into church and pray to God and say "Well while your manifesting... Sorry the church is out of lube but communion wine has to be better than nothing".
Poster did not think the practicalities through.
5/1/2012 4:06:29 PM
"Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy. "
Wrong, the SA were not the SS.
5/1/2012 4:09:51 PM
Hitler brought down Rohr and got to power by bringing up his homosexuality.
5/1/2012 5:01:46 PM
Considering you're wrong, you must have a thing for sodomy.
5/1/2012 6:19:51 PM
Alexander The Great Sodomizer. H17L3r!!!!!1!!!!
5/1/2012 6:58:15 PM
...I love it when they're this dumb. Like, I can't even fear them anymore.
5/1/2012 7:27:33 PM
What? Just what? I don't even know where to start.
5/1/2012 7:35:10 PM
These people are so desperate to tie in Hitler to everything they do not like.
5/1/2012 7:36:20 PM
So gays get superpowers?
5/1/2012 7:42:41 PM
FUCK ALL THE GODS!!!
5/2/2012 2:34:49 AM
If you hate gay people so much, why do you constantly think about gay sex?
5/2/2012 8:05:20 AM
@Percy Q. Shunn
And Dumbya's mouth resembles a well-fucked (and thus prolapsed, as Kent Hovind will tell you) anus.
What came out of such...!
5/2/2012 9:40:00 AM
That explains why Ian Mckellen played Gandalf. Gay people are WIZARDS.
5/2/2012 9:48:15 AM
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