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The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power. You become as gods through sodomy; that’s the way the Greek gods became gods. Alexander the Great was a great sodomizer and his Greek army was the most fierce. Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy. When you put that all together, the civilizations that God wiped out boiled down to the practice of sodomy.

Marion Knox, Whale 107 Comments [5/1/2012 3:41:01 AM]
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#1398440
Dr.Shrinker

I recognize the occult as hogwash and superstitious fantasy.

That is why I am an atheist.

5/1/2012 11:08:00 AM

#1398454
checkmate

Alexander the Great

I love the way christian fundamentalists constantly refer to Alexander the Great as if they really had even the slightest notion of Hellenistic period history.

I suppose if you asked them if his father Ptolemy and his best friend Philip were also sodomizers, they'd say yes, not knowing that was Philip Alexander's father, not his best friend, that and Ptolemy was one of Alexander's generals and not his father. Both, however, were very important personages in Hellenistic history.

5/1/2012 11:42:50 AM

#1398457
Frelus

uh... yes.... please stay away from me....

5/1/2012 11:45:18 AM

#1398480
Wondershocked

He's a holocaust denier. He uses the term "holohoax." It's obvious we're dealing with a real asshole

5/1/2012 1:25:51 PM

#1398481
Old Viking

Probably not Marion's intention, but this is hilarious.

5/1/2012 1:30:27 PM

#1398486
checkmate

@Wondershocked

He's a holocaust denier.

Yes, a quick look at his "Whale" website shows the whole gambit of conspiracy theories.

Let's hope he travels to Germany to propagate his holocaust denial. It's a crime there and could get him five years behind bars, in his case most probably in a padded cell.

5/1/2012 1:45:44 PM

#1398490
LadyJafaria

"God" is essentially a superhuman race in Greek mythology. Gods and demigods are born as such.

The only thing I can think of that's REMOTELY close to what he's talking about is the myth of Zeus and Ganymede, but that's one case and I'm not sure Ganymede wasn't a demigod himself before Zeus carried him off. It's been a while since I've read any Greek mythology.

That said, I'm sure the time I've spent not reading Greek mythology is briefer than this fellow's, because I think the time he's spent not reading Greek mythology encompasses his entire life.

5/1/2012 1:55:58 PM

#1398495
John

that’s the way the Greek gods became gods.

So how did the goddesses get their powers? A dildo? Besides, I thought the Greek gods all just inherited their powers ultimately from Gaia, who was a woman.

5/1/2012 2:04:05 PM

#1398500
Rabbit of Caerbannog

...who has the Fractal Wrongness image handy?

5/1/2012 2:24:36 PM

#1398506
VioletBeauregarde

I know why Fundies are so obsessed with/afraid of/hung up on anal sex...they pull all their crazy ideas out of their butt and thus are afraid of ruining the ideas by having anal intercourse! I got a vision from the Flying Spaghetti Monster which revealed this to me!

5/1/2012 3:14:09 PM

#1398507
Selkie

Sounds like someone is quite titillated by contemplating all that energetic buttsex.

5/1/2012 3:17:51 PM

#1398512
Karana

...is this a Poe? This must be a Poe. I mean...really?

5/1/2012 3:54:13 PM

#1398521
Giardano Bruno

How on earth would that work anyway? I'm supposed to go into church and pray to God and say "Well while your manifesting... Sorry the church is out of lube but communion wine has to be better than nothing".

Poster did not think the practicalities through.

5/1/2012 4:06:29 PM

#1398525
Kamism

"Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy. "

Wrong, the SA were not the SS.

5/1/2012 4:09:51 PM

#1398530
arcturus

Hitler brought down Rohr and got to power by bringing up his homosexuality.

5/1/2012 5:01:46 PM

#1398537
Punch

Considering you're wrong, you must have a thing for sodomy.

5/1/2012 6:19:51 PM

#1398538
Philbert McAdamia

Alexander The Great Sodomizer. H17L3r!!!!!1!!!!


lol

5/1/2012 6:58:15 PM

#1398543
Iel

...I love it when they're this dumb. Like, I can't even fear them anymore.

5/1/2012 7:27:33 PM

#1398547
Ebon

What? Just what? I don't even know where to start.

5/1/2012 7:35:10 PM

#1398548
aaa

These people are so desperate to tie in Hitler to everything they do not like.

5/1/2012 7:36:20 PM

#1398551
brendand

So gays get superpowers?

5/1/2012 7:42:41 PM

#1398600
Mithras

FUCK ALL THE GODS!!!

5/2/2012 2:34:49 AM

#1398686
rebel

If you hate gay people so much, why do you constantly think about gay sex?

5/2/2012 8:05:20 AM

#1398717
Anon-e-moose

@Percy Q. Shunn

And Dumbya's mouth resembles a well-fucked (and thus prolapsed, as Kent Hovind will tell you) anus.

What came out of such...!

5/2/2012 9:40:00 AM

#1398721
Seeker Lancer

That explains why Ian Mckellen played Gandalf. Gay people are WIZARDS.

5/2/2012 9:48:15 AM
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