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#1398321
So what happens if you sodomize a fundie?
5/1/2012 6:45:38 AM
#1398322
Magic donkey custard banana!
5/1/2012 6:46:18 AM
#1398323
Snide
Marion thinks about taking it up Trap 2 a lot I guess. I'm hearing a bit of Monty Python here - "Oh lord. Oooooh you are so big. So absolutely huge..."
Fact - Fundies kneel before their 'Lord' because its still too painful to sit! :)
5/1/2012 6:48:29 AM
#1398325
Horsefeathers
"The belief in the occult world is if you could sodomize God, you’d get God’s power."
Where in the hell do you people come up with things like this?
"You become as gods through sodomy; that’s the way the Greek gods became gods."
No. You become "as gods" through eating an apple. It says so right in Genesis.
"Alexander the Great was a great sodomizer and his Greek army was the most fierce. Hitler tried to pattern his SS and military after the Greek warriors using sodomy. When you put that all together, the civilizations that God wiped out boiled down to the practice of sodomy."
You appear quite insane.
You also appear to have a strange obsession that you're not hiding very well.
5/1/2012 6:51:17 AM
#1398327
Extraintrovert
What? What?! What? What.
...What.
wat
5/1/2012 6:51:35 AM
#1398333
The Duelist
Okay, okay, okay, you want to have wild butt sex with "fierce" Greeks, Greek gods, Hitler, Alexander the Great, and manly SS men; just keep it to yourself, ok?
5/1/2012 6:59:53 AM
#1398337
Nicole
@Brendan Rizzo: I guess it depends on what you define "something" is. There are people who practice occult rituals in the belief that the effects are psychological rather than supernatural, and it's kind of hard to argue with that one (especially since we know that meditative and trance states do funky things to your brain).
And yes, there are occultists who have rituals involving buttsex, but it's not universal, let alone particularly common.
5/1/2012 7:01:06 AM
#1398340
QuasiRodent
I had a dream kinda like this. With wizards. I should write a book, it'd be awesome :D
5/1/2012 7:07:12 AM
#1398345
J. James
I'm sure you have lots of evidence to back up this accusation, right?
5/1/2012 7:10:59 AM
#1398347
Indicible
Do you know why god wears armoured underwear?
Because you can't penetrate god's ways.
(Pretty sure it works better in the original language, though...)
Anyway, somebody is mixing a lot of naughty words. Also: Greek culture, wiped out? Because clearly, Greek myths, philosophers et cetera are totally unknown and forgotten.
5/1/2012 7:13:25 AM
#1398356
Raised by Horses
You think about this a lot, don't you?
5/1/2012 7:36:51 AM
#1398361
Osiris
Look just write your Jesus/Hitler slash fic, post it on your LiveJournal, and get it out of your system already.
5/1/2012 7:43:22 AM
#1398372
Prager
Dear Marion,
Has your husband been asking for something a bit different lately?
5/1/2012 8:09:03 AM
#1398382
ME24601
What?
5/1/2012 8:53:11 AM
#1398386
Filin De Blanc
"And yes, there are occultists who have rituals involving buttsex"
Sure, "rituals". :P
5/1/2012 9:00:57 AM
#1398387
You, sir, are fucking mental.
5/1/2012 9:01:34 AM
#1398396
JB Mason
Wow. I decided to drop down to the root and peruse the entire Whale website. Now my brain is full of fuck.
5/1/2012 9:25:57 AM
#1398397
Berny
Where did you get this load of shite, some "Lying-for-Jesus" website? There isn't a scrap of truth in any of the rubbish you wrote.
5/1/2012 9:28:06 AM
#1398404
John_in_Oz
If that's the case Marion, then it looks like you're well and truly boned up the arse.
5/1/2012 9:47:21 AM
#1398406
What the fuck did I just read? Assrape your way to Godhood?
5/1/2012 10:00:40 AM
#1398414
TheLastCenturion
this is too crazy to be a lie. this guy actually thinks this.
5/1/2012 10:15:27 AM
#1398419
Ludd
Historical facts are easy when you make them up out of whole bullshit cloth.
5/1/2012 10:21:44 AM
#1398433
moose
Is there something in your statement here that explains why priest rape children? You may be onto something here.
5/1/2012 10:39:55 AM
#1398436
Skatepunk
I HAVE THE POWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
5/1/2012 10:46:28 AM
#1398439
Secretly Pagan
What.
5/1/2012 11:01:20 AM
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