No, it's not.
5/1/2012 4:22:50 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
5/1/2012 4:23:52 AM
We can’t see his medical records, his school records, his college records,
Probably because it's none of your fucking business. No other president in history has been subjected to this much scrutiny. And even though he's the president, he still has the right to privacy.
or his birth certificate.
Wrong. That one's been available for a long time but you idiots keep claiming that it's not real. What makes anyone think that you'd treat his medical records or grade transcripts any differently?
Is he really an alien from another planet, which would explain no birth certificate?
And this is where you totally lose the right to ask for any of his personal records.
5/1/2012 6:51:31 AM
This was almost sane until he mentioned the aliens...
5/1/2012 6:53:16 AM
So you see a scar, and you assume the weirdest explanation you can think of.
5/1/2012 6:57:18 AM
"He’s almost done with his first term, and we still know almost nothing about the background of the President of the United States."
Well that's what happens when you stick your fingers in your ears and go "LALALALALALA!" for four years.
"Is he really an alien from another planet, which would explain no birth certificate?"
And to think I stopped being surprised at human stupidity. Silly me.
5/1/2012 7:12:43 AM
Raised by Horses
...Scar? What scar? I must be blind or something. Anyway, just for future reference:
5/1/2012 7:16:28 AM
If there were an alien race technologically advanced enough to travel to earth without it being a major hassle, I think they'd be able to forge a birth certificate.
5/1/2012 8:22:29 AM
Scar on head, therefore Aliens?
Look, you are not Fox Mulder, you do NOT get to explain absolutely every-fucking-thing with aliens.
"Was it a brain operation? Aliens? Maybe some kind of Replicant" Or, you know, falling out of a treehouse as a kid or something. Occham's Razor, dude.
5/1/2012 9:06:13 AM
Heheh so glad to see this finally posted. When it didn't go live for a couple days I was like c'mon, that is grade A crazy shit!
I love the running "Manchurian Candidate" meme with Obama that the right has fostered. Especially because they're virtually guaranteeing a second term for Barack, and a Dem takeover of the house in November. They simply refuse to just deal with him as a human being, just another politician with whom they may disagree, and the insanity is turning off the independents. Every time someone questions his birth certificate, or says he's a secret Muslim, etc., another common-sense middle-of-the-road voter leans left, or at least away from the GOP.
5/1/2012 10:19:17 AM
Ooh, ooh! It gets better! The Freepers think that it is proof that he is Muslim/born in Africa!
5/1/2012 10:22:32 AM
Scarier still, the scar seems to have the mysterious power to not appear in photographs.
5/1/2012 3:13:27 PM
If anything is possible, then its possible for something to be impossible O.O
5/1/2012 5:12:11 PM
First off, what scar? Second, his birth certificate has been available for years but you maniacs just refuse to accept it.
5/1/2012 7:38:27 PM
I wonder how long it takes for birthers to fizzle out and disappear to the pages of boring literature about early 21st century politics.
5/1/2012 10:28:01 PM
Facial scar, ergo brain operation.
5/2/2012 1:05:15 AM
Reminds me of the time Lyndon Johnson stole part of JFK's brain, replaced it with sand and then dyed him black so no one would believe him.
5/3/2012 7:08:56 AM
He's black, and he's your president.
Deal with it.
5/4/2012 3:28:44 AM
True. But the most likely explanation is that you are a silly conspiracy theorist with no evidence whatsoever to support your silly accusations.
5/4/2012 2:41:02 PM
These men would like a word with you.
It should also be noted that this particular post made me laugh so hard, I nearly choked on my bagel. Good stuff.
5/4/2012 11:29:47 PM
We have his birth certificate and birth announcments printed in two 1961 newspapers.
He was president of the Harvard Law Revue and graduated Magna Cum Laude. So that answers your questions about his school records.
He was a professor of constitutional law for 12 years, an Illinois state senator for 8 years, and a US Senator for 2 years, the latter position requiring a complete background check and national security clearance, as is required of all incoming US Senators. His record in elected office amounts to 22 years of background alone, not including the rest of his documented history from childhood on, which he made public in his own books before he ran for office, all of which has been exhaustedly corroborated through numerous sources.
Gee, you're right, we know nothing about him. Anything's possible.
5/5/2012 3:09:53 PM
Including that it's just a regular scar.
Per Occam's Razor we can safely assume that.
5/13/2012 11:38:13 PM
I've never seen any of that stuff from anyone I know. They're obviously lizard people.
5/23/2012 2:13:25 AM