Speaking of psychotic weather, have you noticed that since Obama took office, the weather people we see every day and night have been exclaiming: "The worst floods in 108 years!" "The most violent earthquakes in half a century!" "The first triple-whammy of earthquake, nuclear meltdown, and tsunami in history!" "The greatest rainfall in 30 years!" ...on and on and on?
Coincidence? Biblical prophecy? Bad luck? Perhaps. But maybe the confluence of the Obama "presidency" and the spate of horrific weather incidents he seems to have brought with him have a more empirical explanation.
It's important to realize that to destroy America, it takes more than a skittish or even plunging stock market, more than a recession or even the double-dip recession we're apparently in right now. In fact, even more than a depression (God forbid!).
To "transform" our country into the totalitarian statist nightmare leftists like Obama envision — in which Big Government controls every facet of the lives of its citizens from cradle to grave — it takes the nationalization of major industries and the destruction of others, for instance the once-flourishing agricultural industry of America's heartland.
Indeed, horrible weather has ravaged those industries, as states from north to south have been relentlessly assaulted by hurricanes, tornadoes, massive floods, and also wild fires, effectively destroying all of the crops, along with the businesses — many of them decades-old family enterprises.
Could it be that our weather is being manipulated, as some propose?
About a year or two ago, I first learned of the chemtrails being sprayed from unmarked cargo planes not only in the United States but throughout the world. People who have analyzed the fallout have reported a number of highly toxic chemicals — an extremely poisonous brew including barium, nano-aluminum-coated fiberglass, radioactive thorium, cadmium, chromium, nickel, desiccated blood, mold spores, yellow fungal mycotoxins, ethylene dibromide, and polymer fibers — and, in certain areas of spraying, a noticeably elevated incidence of upper-respiratory ailments and other sicknesses, as well as thousands of dead birds and fish.
Joan Swirsky, Renew America 19 Comments
[5/1/2012 3:40:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: JB Mason
There's a whole lot of stupid to digest here, so I'll just ask since when do earthquakes, tsunamis and nuclear meltdowns count as weather?
5/1/2012 3:57:39 AM
The world is coming to an end because the President of the United States is black.
5/1/2012 4:24:38 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
We may just have to come up with a new classification for this kind of lie/paranoia/racism. There seems to be a whole new level of stupid in America.
5/1/2012 4:29:16 AM
People have been screaming about the WORST DISASTER EVAR long before Obama took office.
And I think it's just as likely - nay, I'd say it's slightly more likely - that Gaea is striking back at the greedy corporations who have polluted her as it is that Yahweh is throwing a temper-tantrum because America elected the "wrong" president.
5/1/2012 6:55:17 AM
OK, so exactly how does spraying all those things from aircraft at 30,000 feet cause earthquakes?
And again, the fatal flaw of the chemtrail conspiracy theory is that the people doing the spraying have to breathe the same air as everyone else.
5/1/2012 6:57:53 AM
Where were you back in 2004?!
5/1/2012 7:02:49 AM
Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything. Just... fuck it. I don't have the patience today to even acknowledge such lunacy.
I followed that link, and I regret every second I spent reading that drivel. Swirsky is either an idiot, a con-artist, or the most deluded simpleton I have seen for a while, because EVERY SINGLE THING in that "article" was either mistakes or outright lies. Hell, most of the things she(?) claims Obama has done are the precise OPPOSITE of the reality of the situation. Obama didn't deserve that Nobel Peace Prize when he first received it, but he certainly does now, considering he's managed to remain as cool as the metaphorical cucumber despite this endless stream of unfiltered bullshit directed his way by the self-serving and the ignorant. And I really need to stop browsing FSTDT and subsidiaries, because all it does is make me angry.
Also, seismic waves always happen when earthquakes occur underwater, and it wasn't a "nuclear meltdown" because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED at Fukushima, other than plenty of people running around like headless chickens because they don't have the slightest understanding of nuclear physics.
5/1/2012 7:22:53 AM
Raised by Horses
Newspaper sales have declined precipitously since 1999. M. Night Shyamalan's movies have declined notably in quality since 1999. Therefore, the declining quality of M. Night Shyamalan movies is to blame for the death of the newspaper industry.
5/1/2012 7:23:23 AM
the weather people we see every day and night have been exclaiming: "The worst floods in 108 years!" "The most violent earthquakes in half a century!" "The first triple-whammy of earthquake, nuclear meltdown, and tsunami in history!" "The greatest rainfall in 30 years!" ...on and on and on?
Coincidence? Biblical prophecy? Bad luck?
More like shocking headlines to get people to tune in/stay on the channel/read further.
You know, San Francisco hasn't been hit by a major earthquake in Obama's term, but it did have those two major ones in 1906 and 1989. Therefore, the first Bush and Teddy Roosevelt were clearly trying to destroy America.
5/1/2012 8:20:17 AM
Because "The President has huge, super-secret weather control devices, and rather use them for the benefit of humanity, or even just America, is using them to merely usurp power for another term in office (as if he needs to)", is so, sooo much more likely than "The climate is changing before our eyes after releasing a few million years' worth of CO2 into the atmosphere in about a century".
Literally any explination that doesn't require you to accept that the weather is changing, and not in a good way.
5/1/2012 9:11:10 AM
If you're going to look for unusual causes for common events, start here:
5/1/2012 9:23:08 AM
@Extraintrovert -- Sorry bro. If it makes you feel any better, I know exactly what you're going through. I occasionally turn a friend on FSTDT, but I always do so with a warning; It's like a drug. At first, you'll be giddy, laughing uncontrollably at these people. Next thing you know, you've wasted 3 hours reading fundie quotes, and your head kind of hurts. A few days later, you get the itch, you need your fundie fix... but it's not as funny anymore, but you need to read the new quotes. You're disappointed when you check in and see no new entries. After a few weeks, or months, you keep compulsively checking in, but it's not even fun anymore. You're just angry, and depressed, after reading the day's new quotes. But you can't stop yourself. You go cold turkey for awhile, stick to Salon and Slashdot and Reddit for awhile... but you get the urge, and you come back for another fix. Maybe your tolerance went away a bit, and it's kind of funny again... but the cycle starts all over.
I wonder why more of my friends don't join the site?
Anyways, I've got to the point where I'm actively out there reading through this drivel, looking for these gems of insanity to share with you. I'm not sure what stage of FSTDT addiction I'm in, or if there will ever be a cure. Pray for me?
5/1/2012 10:29:26 AM
Seriously...? Finding somewhere that doesn't have some of those around is a major job...
You mean something that was heavily used as a pesticide in the US (and is still used as a fumigant) was found somewhere in the US??? I'm shocked...
You were those... and you can bet you shed a fuck ton of them from your clothes every time you move. Guess you'd better start being nekkid. *shudders*
"yellow fungal mycotoxins"
Produced naturally by fungus... you know, fucking mold!!
"in certain areas of spraying"
Wait... so spraying works in some areas but not in others? Anyone might just think that the effects you mention might just have SWEET FUCK ALL TO DO WITH SPRAYING!!
I'm appalled by the lack of thinking this person has done.
5/1/2012 10:33:35 AM
@ Doubting Thomas: Given that the usual conceit of this edition of conspiricist seems to be that the statists want to become gods in every sense of the word (immortality included), and render everyone ELSE as the most desperate of slaves, I think they expect that the archons will have ways to avoid having to ever breathe the defiled air and/or render themselves physically impervious to the inclusions (if just the former, they can enact their will via Dumb Muscle orc-types). Maybe also a bit of the archons not being humans at all, but Icke-style draconians, or they ARE human, but they've made demonic contracts that will keep them from getting poisoned.
5/1/2012 2:28:00 PM
Yet another deluted man, thinking he knows everything while knowing nothing. I hope you get self-awareness.
@Extraintrovert: Fukushima was no Chernobyl, but saying "nothing happened" is a bit insulting towards to everyone's intelligence.
5/1/2012 10:41:27 PM
Clearly the Kenyan Muslim atheist communist usurper Obama is attempting to convert America (God Bless America!) into a mirror image of the Middle Eastern regions from which his Moon God overlord Muhammed originates. Then when he has decimated the population and reduced America's (God Bless America!) heartland into desert he will force the rest of the population into camps wherein they will be forced to sign oath of allegiance to his Muslim atheist Reptillian overlords or suffer death by sodomy. Also all those that kowtow to his evil plans will be dyed black.
5/3/2012 7:27:09 AM
I'm fairly certain we have quotes here almost identical to that. It's terrifying.
5/4/2012 11:51:03 PM
Funny how you call it the Obama "presidency" even though President Obama was legitimately elected in a huge landslide, yet we never saw those quotation marks around the word presidency when Dubya was in office, despite the fact that he was NOT legitimately elected, either time.
The black man really is the President. Get over it.
5/5/2012 3:23:16 PM
Earthquakes are not weather. The weather has been screwed up because we have pumped billions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere and the climate is changing. The only conspiracy is that hatched by the energy industry to keep people as stupid as Joan voting for GOoPers who will ensure that we don't take action.
5/16/2012 10:33:30 PM