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#1397510
Old Viking
God straightened me out.
Not completely.
4/28/2012 12:05:17 PM
#1397520
Berny
If Jesus really existed, I'd have to ask him why his followers are so stupid.
4/28/2012 12:42:49 PM
#1397523
gaijinlaw
I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume autocorrect but... "therory"?
Still a dummy either way.
4/28/2012 12:51:30 PM
#1397531
Skatepunk
You can't spell. You can't punctuate. You failed to do both in just three sentences. Why should we listen to what you have to say?
4/28/2012 1:36:45 PM
#1397534
whoanelly
God should also teach you how to spell.
4/28/2012 1:55:13 PM
#1397537
Agahnim
What's a therory? Something like Einstein's therory of Relation?
4/28/2012 1:58:37 PM
#1397543
Osiris
Behold Therory!
4/28/2012 2:04:30 PM
#1397548
aaa
Something tells me that you aren't exactly the sharpest mind of our times.
4/28/2012 2:08:20 PM
#1397549
Vince
Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh.
4/28/2012 2:09:58 PM
#1397556
farpadokly
Oh, I think I see your mistake. You were supposed to learn about Darwin's theory of EVOLUTION. Instead, you learned about some other guy called Darwin and his theory about evaluating things. No wonder God thinks you're a fool.
4/28/2012 2:31:14 PM
#1397564
Prager
Therory of evaluation? What the hell is that?
4/28/2012 2:53:19 PM
#1397580
The Duelist
Poe. If not, it shouldn't be allowed to breed.
4/28/2012 4:17:26 PM
#1397582
Professor Smartypants
Something tells me you didn't fall for the contraventions of English shelling either, ...
4/28/2012 4:29:08 PM
#1397593
John
God straightened me out
No, some imaginary voice in your head "straightened you out". Why would the Lord of the Universe, if He exists, waste His time giving you telepathic science lessons?
4/28/2012 5:39:07 PM
#1397609
Poe?
4/28/2012 10:40:36 PM
#1397616
Extraintrovert
@Osiris
You win. There's no way that could possibly be surpassed.
4/29/2012 2:35:24 AM
#1397622
breakerslion
Please elborate. I myself personly never got passed Louie Passtour's German Therory.
People say homskul is easy but its not. Hint. The right answer is Got Milk? Go figure!
Edit: @ Draken, below:
Wow. Typical cultist paranoia against anything that might compete against the strangle hold on their followers. It takes a whole new level of crazy to include books like "Yoga Stretch for Fitness." It does however, fit the basic Christian cult formula of, "everyone else is doing it wrong - and thereby of the devil!"
4/29/2012 4:10:57 AM
#1397623
4/29/2012 4:13:00 AM
#1397695
SpukiKitty
@Draken
Egads! The folks at Fresh-Crap are against everybody...even some of the most respected stuff of Christian literary history: John of The Cross, St. Ignatius, Theresa of Avila, "The Cloud of Unknowing", Julian of Norwich, etc....
Some of the list I agree with, most of the list with the goofy Charismatic/Word-Faith/Dominionist/Televangelist stuff.
Let's see, this person does not like Charismatic/Pentecostal, Dominionism, Christian Mysticism, Roman Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Esoterica, Kabbalah, Sufism, Centering Prayer, Other Religions, Yoga, Meditation, Self-Help, Oprah Winfrey, "Chicken Soup For The Soul"....
I'd say this a very boring, traditional, fundie type you'd find in the backwoods or something. She doesn't seem to be fond of most theology/faith-based writings.
"Y'all kin keep yer reedin', rahtin' an edjukashun, all ah's needs is mah Bahble!"
4/29/2012 10:43:11 AM
#1397703
Renon
And I sutdyed geopology so I could help the enerdy companies harness unobtanium.
4/29/2012 11:10:43 AM
#1397752
The Dude Abides
I feel sorry for whoever taught you Darwin's theory of evolution, or at least tried to. Or spelling. Or pretty much anything.
4/29/2012 3:16:16 PM
#1397808
Giveitaday
I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation
Let me guess... it was right after you were taught about Newton's Theory of Figs, right?
I think I fell for that.
Oh, I think you fell alright.... fell on you're fucking head.
God straightened me out
Doesn't appear to have helped you all that much.
4/30/2012 3:36:04 AM
#1397894
Mister Spak
Good,good. Now try Darwins Theory of evolution. That'll straighten you out.
4/30/2012 5:38:36 AM
#1397919
rebel
Me thinks someone should return to school...
4/30/2012 6:08:31 AM
#1398022
werewolf
Look, I had enough trouble trying to understand George Einstein's Therory of Special Relationships. It's all gone quantum, now.
4/30/2012 10:10:30 AM
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