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#1397200
i think i must be missing something.....
4/27/2012 11:56:54 AM
#1397205
Dr. Razark
"Mooselimb"?
Really? Shit, if you're going to make up insults, at least make up something that makes some sense. Babbling nonsense is just pointless. What are you, five?
4/27/2012 12:47:31 PM
#1397209
LOL at christian moron calling Islam a "cult."
All religions are cults you fucking idiot...even yours. All religions are also made up...but you will never believe that because you are a sad, brainwashed little man.
4/27/2012 12:58:21 PM
#1397210
SpukiKittyOkay. Let's see....
Grover Norquist, who's a roach with mucous secretions, is married an amputated limb of a comically large doofy-looking antlered critter.
Jabba the albino is ditching Tatooine and returning to a really weird British sci-fi/fantasy/musical comedy show (despite never being character on it to begin with) & is getting Muslim Fundamentalists in charge of cows impersonating "The Tramp".
All of the above are Right-Wing slithering, limbless reptiles who eat peoples butts.
I now am feeling like this....
"*woooaaahhh....* Gotta write a song about THIS!"
But seriously, this OP sounds nightmarish if Norquist, Bush & the others seem too Liberal for him! Heck, a hard-core Nazi Germany/North Korea/Maoist China-type situation is probably not rigid enough for him! The LRA is probably too civilized & humane for him.
4/27/2012 12:58:54 PM
#1397220
checkmate
I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!
Have fun on the way down.
4/27/2012 1:45:09 PM
#1397226
tranz2deep
Get off the pipe!
4/27/2012 1:55:48 PM
#1397227
farpadokly
Some Muslim women do marry Christian men, in spite of the prohibitions against it in Islam. It happens.
The idea that you can't be a conservative if you have a Muslim wife is an odd idea, simply because conservatism doesn't necessarily include Islamophobia. Often it does, but it needn't.
4/27/2012 1:56:41 PM
#1397236
Passerby
Okay, I have to ask: Why do these idiots refuse to spell anything correctly? I find it less disrespectful to the person or concept they are referencing than it is offensive to the reader's eyes and an insulting indication of their own intelligence.
4/27/2012 2:39:26 PM
#1397242
demodocos
Oy, it's a trifecta.
4/27/2012 3:15:46 PM
#1397251
whoanelly
Wow, you don't like Grover Norquist because he's too leftist? Now you're officially scary.
. . . and stupid. Mooselimb? Moozie? Boosh? Dafuq?
4/27/2012 4:04:55 PM
#1397252
Alencon
Are you telling me this guy is further to the right than Norquist? I didn't think that was possible.
4/27/2012 4:07:47 PM
#1397256
Old Viking
Naw. If a person is a poltical fanatic with a room-temperature IQ, he is by default a conservative.
4/27/2012 4:27:23 PM
#1397264
John
Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.
The Roman Catholic Church has something of the same rule. Does that mean if a man marries a Catholic, chances are pretty good that he has converted to Catholicism?
4/27/2012 4:56:46 PM
#1397294
solomongrundy
Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males
Remind me, what does 2 Corinthians say about being 'unequally yoked'?
4/27/2012 11:34:04 PM
#1397306
Tolpuddle Martyr
Yep, I bet you were spitting when you typed this. I picture spittle flying all over the screen as your impotent screed reaches it's climax!
4/28/2012 1:04:17 AM
#1397310
OhJohnNo
I have to admit, "Mooselimb" made me laugh.
4/28/2012 2:53:34 AM
#1397315
Raised by Horses
@Reynardine
"Dammit, Freepers eat their own kind."
If only that were true. We'd have a lot less crazy to go around.
4/28/2012 3:02:23 AM
#1397496
Tax cuts may not be an al-Qaeda plot to destroy America, but they certainly can wreak havoc on public services. Norquist is slime.
4/28/2012 11:05:10 AM
#1397544
Agahnim
He cut of a moose's leg and married it? I don't think that's legal.
4/28/2012 2:04:59 PM
#1397560
mika
He can only be married to one Mooselimb , being married to all 4 Mooselimbs would be poligamy
4/28/2012 2:38:51 PM
#1397566
aaa
The islamophobia in FR is getting utterly absurd.
4/28/2012 3:06:47 PM
#1397595
Elia
OK, stop laughing...reading again...
Still doesn't make sense. Is he saying Norquist is bad news because of who he's married to? And I finally get that Boosh = Bush, and . . .
*sees SpukiKitty's comment*
*starts laughing again*
4/28/2012 6:30:30 PM
#1397686
Osiris
You know there are perfectly good, not stupid reasons, to vote Grover Norquist out of office.
4/29/2012 10:26:58 AM
#1397749
No. No. Grover married a whole moose.
It is, after all, the brains behind his operation.
4/29/2012 2:20:41 PM
#1398092
Snowball
Dear fellow atheists. I hate to say this, but conservatives are spot -on when it comes to the religions of Islam and Marxism. Have a wonderful evening.
4/30/2012 1:50:19 PM
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