Does anyone here know what it is about h*m*s*xuality that is especially wrong? What is it about s*x that God is so keyed in on?
It is because of how we were created. Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed (e.g. Spirit-born thoughts, reason, logic, intellect, etc). The basis of the demonic attack against Eve was to get her to let down her defenses and allow Satan to implant his seed in the womb of her mind!
This is the spiritual s*x that physical s*x represents. This is why anything other than a husband (e.g. picture of God/Christ) and wife (e.g. picture of Bride of Christ) is an abomination to God. YOUR MIND is His womb for His seed!
What would you husbands do if you came home and found another man, especially a man with aids or HIV or other disease putting his seed in the womb of your wife? Would you be happy? Would you think it was a good and great thing?
Now -- imagine God who created us and the wombs of our minds for Himself and His seed? Perfect. Pure. Not defiled. Not corrupt. Not diseased. Not a bringer of death. What does God think about Satan putting his dead, corrupt, diseased, deadly seed in the mental wombs of YOUR MIND? What does He think of YOU and your willing participation in this illicit affair?
And if s*x outside of marriage is bad, what does God think about a seed bearer and giver putting his seed towards someone physically not designed to receive it? It is a direct attack on the image of God Himself.
YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.
It is time to repent and especially if we have participated in this most base of all expressions of direct attack on the very nature of God Himself!
Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!
Larry, World Net Daily 87 Comments
[4/27/2012 4:01:06 AM]
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A guy accidentally came in my eye once. That's close to my brain. It burned...was that the warmth of Jesus or something?
4/29/2012 9:01:15 PM
So...my uterus is in my skull?
4/29/2012 9:53:11 PM
So, homosexuality is caused by satan having sex with Eve?? Err, okay?
"There are some eunuchs WHO WERE BORN THUS FROM THEIR MOTHERS' WOMB, there are some who were made that way by other men, there are some who are eunuchs for the sake of the Kingdom in Heaven. Let those who can accept it, accept it." -Jesus Christ.
4/30/2012 6:01:29 AM
So God is an mpreg kinda guy, then? I've heard of asswombs, but brainwombs is just pushing it to beyond ridiculous.
4/30/2012 7:52:24 AM
Hmmm. Let's try this trick with other words some might find offensive :
Nope, just as offensive. Guess it's the thought...
5/2/2012 5:27:41 PM
"h*m*s*xuality [...] s*x"
No matter how k-w-l and n-v-l I think they are, English is still not a root-and-pattern language, so take your v-w-l c-nsr-ng and s-h-v it.
5/17/2012 11:33:59 AM
Wow... that's a lot of the use of the word "seed" there. Couldn't you I dunno maybe spice it up a bit by adding the words semen or man gravy or something else cuz the redundant use of the word seed just set my teeth on edge reading that. We are not plants so seed just sounds so... wrong. :3
You know what else is wrong? The fact that you just equated my head and brain to that of a womb to be implanted with Godly sperm... *shudders* where do you fundies get this shit from?
Seriously.... I am appalled and disoriented from your blather. >.<
6/8/2012 5:11:13 PM
"Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!"
Any and all points you tried to make in this post are officially negated by you turning into a Valley Girl, sorry Larry :)
6/8/2012 7:28:38 PM
Hang on, so god wants to ejaculate into my brain now? Kinky :-)
6/14/2012 2:10:09 AM
I'm new around here so maybe I've misunderstood, but all this business of god sowing seeds everywhere has got me worried.
If my wife ends up with a geranium growing out of her v*g*na I'm joining the moslems.
6/14/2012 3:20:54 AM
C*nsr*sh*p is always great f*n.
Divine mindfuck? "When you see *t, y*u w*ll sh*t B*bles."
6/17/2012 11:06:19 PM
So wait.... God mindrapes people?
Sorry if this has been said before, ofc.
6/17/2012 11:53:29 PM
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