Does anyone here know what it is about h*m*s*xuality that is especially wrong? What is it about s*x that God is so keyed in on?
It is because of how we were created. Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed (e.g. Spirit-born thoughts, reason, logic, intellect, etc). The basis of the demonic attack against Eve was to get her to let down her defenses and allow Satan to implant his seed in the womb of her mind!
This is the spiritual s*x that physical s*x represents. This is why anything other than a husband (e.g. picture of God/Christ) and wife (e.g. picture of Bride of Christ) is an abomination to God. YOUR MIND is His womb for His seed!
What would you husbands do if you came home and found another man, especially a man with aids or HIV or other disease putting his seed in the womb of your wife? Would you be happy? Would you think it was a good and great thing?
Now -- imagine God who created us and the wombs of our minds for Himself and His seed? Perfect. Pure. Not defiled. Not corrupt. Not diseased. Not a bringer of death. What does God think about Satan putting his dead, corrupt, diseased, deadly seed in the mental wombs of YOUR MIND? What does He think of YOU and your willing participation in this illicit affair?
And if s*x outside of marriage is bad, what does God think about a seed bearer and giver putting his seed towards someone physically not designed to receive it? It is a direct attack on the image of God Himself.
YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.
It is time to repent and especially if we have participated in this most base of all expressions of direct attack on the very nature of God Himself!
Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!
Larry, World Net Daily 87 Comments
[4/27/2012 4:01:06 AM]
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Submitted By: kinigget
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Your allusions to God having sex with our brains without our consent makes me feel violated, and further ranting seems to indicate you hold the very concept of consent in contempt.
Please keep your mind-rape far away from me.
4/27/2012 2:43:54 PM
It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.
What is it about the fundies' God. He never does anything the simple, straightforward way. He always comes up with these stupid, Rube Goldberg ways of dealing with stuff He doesn't like. Take Noah's Flood. Did He just poof humanity out of existence? I mean, if He created the entire universe in six days, He surely had that power. No. Instead, He had Noah build a boat, then made a mess of the entire planet and killed off most of the animals, too. When He wanted Joshua to win the battle, did He just smite the Amorites? No. He stopped the sun and left Joshua to do it. If He doesn't like homosexuals, does He just make everyone straight? No. He does nothing and leaves it to Christian, Muslim and Orthodox Jewish idiots to beat them up and stone them to death.
God of the Bible is a useless moron.
4/27/2012 4:02:50 PM
Mother of pearl. You're bleeping out homosexuality? You're bleeping out sex? How repressed are you?
Your ranting about seed and wombs is a tad creepy, and I want to know how you, Larry, Internet denizen and probable creepy loser, know the mind of (the nonexistent, but whatever) God?
I hate it when conservatives and fundies tell me to wake up when all they're doing is parroting the beliefs of other, more powerful people. Though Larry might be listening to the voices in his head. Er, God.
4/27/2012 4:10:03 PM
Larry, your God is altogether too focused on sex and needs desperately to develop some other interests.
4/27/2012 4:35:16 PM
Wait... so gay sex gets God angry? :D BRB, going to pounce my partner.
4/27/2012 9:46:10 PM
When you die and realise your god doesn't exist, you are going to be so pissed off about all those years of shagging you missed out on.
4/28/2012 12:05:23 AM
...Now that's a mindfuck!!
4/28/2012 12:47:37 AM
Is there any reason that someone who doesn't subscribe to your bizarrely sexual theology should oppose homosexuality?
Is there any reason the state should take a position* on this?
*Legal recognition of gay rights being the neutral position, since affording rights to all groups is always the neutral position. This is what we mean when we say that America is the land of the free. You at WND don't seem to get that. Rick Santorum (to credit a man who doesn't deserve it) at least understands that "conservatism" (read: theocracy) is fundamentally anti-freedom. You should too.
4/28/2012 2:06:00 AM
Raised by Horses
God gets brassed off at the thought of sax before marriage.
4/28/2012 3:03:57 AM
Shouldn't you be spelling that "w*mb?" And as long as we're censoring dirty words, "G*d?" At least the way you define him.
4/28/2012 4:22:02 AM
Oops! I forgot "s**d!"
4/28/2012 4:26:47 AM
A mental mind-fuck can be nice.
4/28/2012 7:19:26 AM
4/28/2012 8:29:00 AM
What I got from that was that you rambled a bit about a God and God's Wife, then a different God with HIV having sex with God's wife, then God having sex with God.
4/28/2012 11:38:02 AM
So religion is basically God or Satan fucking your head, or "mind-womb"?
4/28/2012 11:51:57 AM
What's h*m*s*xuality? Is it hemosexuality? They love blood? So... you think vampires are real?
4/28/2012 2:06:56 PM
Wake up. Not everybody believes in your god.
4/28/2012 2:16:13 PM
I like the word sex spelt as s*x... it's got a quaint old fashioned feel to it.
4/28/2012 2:35:00 PM
Maybe he's a member of a forum that censors "sex" and "homo" and as such actually believes that this is how the words are spelled.
EDIT: I looked at the link and just wanted to point out that rubberduck is just hilarious.
4/28/2012 3:09:17 PM
I really want to know what they put into your water supply.
4/28/2012 3:36:46 PM
4/29/2012 10:19:13 AM
Fundies Make Me Sick
Your ramblings are invalid. That is all.
4/29/2012 1:07:19 PM
For a man who cant bring himself to say "sex", he sure has well developed idea of how god fucks your mind.
4/29/2012 1:25:09 PM
God's always getting ticked off about something, isn't he? Usually something to do with semen. If you spill it on the ground or put it anywhere other than a vagina, it just ruins his day.
4/29/2012 8:18:24 PM
Just why would God be upset? He/She is all powerfull and all knowing therefore he/she knew what people were going to do, knew it all right from the beginning! So just how is such a being upset? Arn't you making God react like a human being.
4/29/2012 8:49:57 PM
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