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#1397095
JohnTheAtheist
Hard to believe that someone spent so much time thinking something through and this is the conclusion drawn. God wants to plant his seed in my mind?
4/27/2012 7:50:06 AM
#1397097
Anon-e-moose
"wombs of our minds"
Never mind the rest of Larry's tl;dr, these four words alone are worthy enough of his inclusion in FSTDT.
Never mind that ending of "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)" (in which Gainax had Gainax Ending-ed the concept of the Gainax ending in itself), talk about Mindfuck?!
@Prager
He's so far in his closet, he's prancing oh so gaily with Aslan & Tumnus, whilst wearing leather chaps, a rainbow-coloured feather boa, and carrying artworks by Tom of Finland. Whilst in the shape of a pretzel. >:D
4/27/2012 7:51:10 AM
#1397098
Filin De Blanc
So gay sex is bad because we'd be cheating on God? Is that what you're trying to say?
4/27/2012 7:52:49 AM
#1397107
so an omnipotent God is unable to fix homosexuality ?
4/27/2012 8:02:43 AM
#1397110
Paler_Face
Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed
Let me get this straight, you actually want to get fucked in the head?
4/27/2012 8:10:02 AM
#1397112
Mayhem
Your god wants to mind-rape me?
No means no, Larry. I don't care how much it pisses him off.
4/27/2012 8:11:17 AM
#1397119
cdcdrr
You need to get laid.
4/27/2012 8:32:01 AM
#1397121
breakerslion
So you're saying the whole religion thing is all about mindfuck. I agree with your conclusion, but I think only one of us needed a space shot to get there.
Oh, and there goes God's Magic Penis® again! I think his aim needs improving if his followers are full of brain spooge.
Edit: "Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!"
Heh... heh-heh! ... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, MAN!
4/27/2012 8:38:04 AM
#1397124
JSS
I'm being told that homosexuality is wrong by someone who thinks sex is so dirty he can't even bother to put an 'e' in it lest his loving and merciful god strike him down.
Or are you just prejudiced against the vowels in 'dirty' words?
4/27/2012 8:50:41 AM
#1397125
Jezebel's Evil Sister
What's all this about spiritual sox?
I don't think I have any ... maybe they got lost in the spiritual dryer?
4/27/2012 8:52:36 AM
#1397130
If it pisses off your God so much why does he give men the ability to produce millions of sperm a day?
4/27/2012 9:03:54 AM
#1397135
Skyknight
@#1397054: It seems to date from the Apocalypse of St. John, where Satanel is identified with "that old serpent"...in orthodox materials, anyway. With esoteric materials, it dates a bit earlier to 1 Enoch, where one of the ringleaders of the Grigori conspiracy, Gadreel, is identified as the one who tempted Eve. On the other hand, Gadreel isn't the Big Bad of the situation; that would be either Azazel, Kasbeel, or Mastema.
4/27/2012 9:16:57 AM
#1397139
Alessia
I think this man probably thinks about gay men more than they do...I also like the fact that he censored the words "homosexuality" and "sex." Anyone else wat to run up to him and shout "SEX!" :P
4/27/2012 9:21:28 AM
#1397145
Swede
Does anyone here know what it is about h*m*s*xuality that is especially wrong? What is it about s*x that God is so keyed in on?
Nope, I have no idea. It’s not that big a difference between homo- and heterosexuality, really.
It is because of how we were created. Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed (e.g. Spirit-born thoughts, reason, logic, intellect, etc). The basis of the demonic attack against Eve was to get her to let down her defenses and allow Satan to implant his seed in the womb of her mind!
This is the spiritual s*x that physical s*x represents. This is why anything other than a husband (e.g. picture of God/Christ) and wife (e.g. picture of Bride of Christ) is an abomination to God. YOUR MIND is His womb for His seed!
Wow, you made thought sound really kinky.
What would you husbands do if you came home and found another man, especially a man with aids or HIV or other disease putting his seed in the womb of your wife? Would you be happy? Would you think it was a good and great thing?
I would imagine my husband would be upset over the betrayal. How do you see on a person that he has HIV or some other STD?
Now -- imagine God who created us and the wombs of our minds for Himself and His seed? Perfect. Pure. Not defiled. Not corrupt. Not diseased. Not a bringer of death. What does God think about Satan putting his dead, corrupt, diseased, deadly seed in the mental wombs of YOUR MIND? What does He think of YOU and your willing participation in this illicit affair?
First, prove that he does exist, then I might listen.
And if s*x outside of marriage is bad, what does God think about a seed bearer and giver putting his seed towards someone physically not designed to receive it? It is a direct attack on the image of God Himself.
What, someone without a brain? That’s strange; fundies seem to receive these seeds of idiocy most readily.
YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.
It is time to repent and especially if we have participated in this most base of all expressions of direct attack on the very nature of God Himself!
Again, show that he HAS a nature, then we’ll talk.
Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!
Yaaawn! What, were you saying anything? I must have dozed off.
4/27/2012 9:30:28 AM
#1397146
Misterboston
Okay, so then religion is a continuing battle over whether God or the Devil gets to brain-fuck you? Yeah, sounds about right.
4/27/2012 9:31:18 AM
#1397148
Jezeus
Well...that's a whole lotta crazy right there, don't ya know.
4/27/2012 9:35:21 AM
#1397150
Jezeus
Well...that's a whole lotta crazy right there, don't ya know.
4/27/2012 9:37:06 AM
#1397152
W*rld N*t D**ly. Go figure.
4/27/2012 9:39:20 AM
#1397160
Zagen30
What is this I don't even
Protip: sex is not a swear word, unless you've been conditioned from birth to believe that it's an atrocity for reasons I still can't fathom.
4/27/2012 10:15:13 AM
#1397172
werewolf
Larry, your god is a wanker.
4/27/2012 10:35:40 AM
#1397174
Zimmer
Talk about a mind-fuck!
4/27/2012 10:42:03 AM
#1397197
Sasha
I have to say this is one of the dirtiest posts I've ever seen on FStDT. God and Satan are fighting over who gets to fuck us in the head? Somebody's still a virgin who needs to get laid ASAP.
4/27/2012 11:40:46 AM
#1397202
@ #1397197
i'm god
i need to get laid
4/27/2012 12:25:25 PM
#1397211
"Wake up": A term usually used by moronic conspiracy theorists and religious people when asked for evidence to support their claims.
Example:
Atheist="Could you show me some evidence god exists mister christian?"
Christian="Man you need to WAKE UP and accept christ or you will go to hell with every other non-believer."
Any time I hear the term "wake up" I know some evidence-less bullshit is about to follow.
4/27/2012 1:00:32 PM
#1397219
checkmate
s*x outside of marriage is bad, ... YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.
Then God is a fucking hypocrite. Look, who got Mary pregnant before she married Joseph?
4/27/2012 1:37:42 PM
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