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Quote# 87084

Space doesn't exist!

Think of it.. The bible is infallible, and it calls the sky a FIRMAMENT. Also, the heavens are described as a dome. So how can space be real? Moon landing is fake, obviously.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 81 Comments [4/25/2012 3:14:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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#1396124
Jack Bauer

The only thing accurate in this statement is the owner's name.

4/25/2012 3:18:23 AM
#1396127
NearlySane

Poe?

4/25/2012 3:22:49 AM
#1396132


Maybe you've got something there. I'll bet the Challenger really just crashed into the top of the dome, and the story they told us about it was all a big cover-up.

4/25/2012 3:25:55 AM
#1396135
Raised by Horses


4/25/2012 3:32:05 AM
#1396144
Paler_Face

I call Poe. This statement is so stupid, even flat-earthers would facepalm. There's no way anyone could make such a stupid statement, while having such good spelling.

4/25/2012 3:48:37 AM
#1396156
Extraintrovert

This has Poe written all over it. I wouldn't be surprised if AC was entirely earnest, but I'm going with Poe for the sake of my sanity.

4/25/2012 4:21:36 AM
#1396157
VioletBeauregarde

Interesting theory...proof, please! Wait, never mind...you don't have it, my bad!

4/25/2012 4:22:36 AM
#1396158


Not everything in the Bible is meant to be taken literally. If it was, humans would be made of salt

4/25/2012 4:24:16 AM
#1396168
Gawd


I can't even start to read that forum. The conspiracy theory lunacy is too strong; you can't even tell who's trolling.

4/25/2012 4:58:23 AM
#1396169
Reynardine

I tremble for our nation's future.

4/25/2012 4:59:44 AM
#1396173
Badger

Obvious poe is obvious

4/25/2012 5:06:50 AM
#1396177
Zimmer

Poe. Even Kent Hovind recognized that SPACE existed.

4/25/2012 5:24:23 AM
#1396178
Agahnim

We've been to the moon several times, and we've sent several robotic probes elsewhere. We even know what Venus looks like under all those acidic clouds. You fail astronomy.

4/25/2012 5:25:05 AM
#1396182
Mister Spak

If space isn't real, how can Luke Skywalker defeat the evil Empire? How can the Enterprise boldly go where no one has gone before?


4/25/2012 5:31:30 AM
#1396190
Doubting Thomas

Gotta be a poe. I hope. I mean, I really hope.

4/25/2012 5:43:17 AM
#1396191
Darwin

Take THAT, Neil Armstrong!

4/25/2012 5:45:20 AM
#1396193
David B.

"Space doesn't exist!"

It certainly does between your ears.

4/25/2012 5:48:08 AM
#1396197
VioletBeauregarde

@ David B: My thoughts exactly, lol!

4/25/2012 5:52:45 AM
#1396199
A White Dude With AIDS

What is this I don't even...

Poe.

4/25/2012 6:02:25 AM
#1396201
Swede

Occam's razor, Coward.
On the one hand; the Bible was written thousands of years ago, by people who had very limited knowledge about the world.
On the other hand; thousands upon thousands of people are involved in a world-wide conspriacy to fake space travels, space investigations and space science.

Which is the more probable scenario?

4/25/2012 6:04:03 AM
#1396202
Jack Bauer

Er, the site is worth a visit.

'Anonymous Coward' is not actually a proper poster name - it is assigned by the board to those who post anonymously. There is, however, an ID reference number for the poster.

There are several posts on the board worth viewing. Having paid a visit, I'm not convinced that this is actually a Poe. (Yes, there are people that stupid out there, it would seem.)

4/25/2012 6:04:15 AM
#1396203
dionysus


4/25/2012 6:04:18 AM
#1396209
SaneChick

Um, so this guy doesn't use any satellite technology?

4/25/2012 6:09:31 AM
#1396213
ChakatBlackstar

So...earth is just like The Truman Show?

4/25/2012 6:13:05 AM
#1396226
Meshakhad

"Firmament" is merely a slightly archaic English term for the sky. The original Hebrew word is "shamayim" (????) which merely means "heavens".

4/25/2012 6:38:42 AM
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