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Why does this sound less like being gay and more about belonging to a fundamentalist religion?
Courting vocal minorities for votes? Check.
Parents forcing their "lifestyle" on their children? Check.
An inability to maintain a friendship with someone without trying to "convert" them? Check.
Promiscuity and orgies? Well, no, but maybe it would do them some good.
4/20/2012 8:26:33 AM
I know this type... Closeted gay man who is afraid no man will want him so he projects what he believes other people think of him. Either that or he's been burned by one too many gay men.
4/20/2012 9:48:33 AM
Some gay people do think everyone is at least a little bisexual, but I'm pretty sure they don't think everyone's gay... but then again, that seems symptomatic of the whole thing where if you think gay people are going to take over the world, you're probably far enough into the closet to see magic messianic lions.
4/20/2012 10:29:58 AM
LOL @ Secretly Gay Fundy #225,738 so pissed off that he finds his guy friends hot. LOL, just come out already. Maybe one of the guys you like is also gay!
4/20/2012 10:37:59 AM
"Usually, gay couples that adopt a child will almost force their adopted child to be gay as well."
That right there is a demonstrable falsehood. You, sir, are a liar. Ther est of your rant merely goes to prove it further.
Fuck off and die.
4/20/2012 10:38:45 AM
I don't know if they are growing in numbers or just becoming more outspoken.
4/20/2012 10:53:56 AM
Honey, I'm queer. Specifically, I'm pansexual. I have absolutely no preference when it comes to my prospective partner's sex organs or gender expression.
That said, I'm pretty fuckin' aware that straight people exist. Kinda hard not to, considering that, like, 95% of the population is heterosexual. And I'm also aware that unwanted sexual advances are icky. So, I don't make them.
Same as if I were a straight girl.
Also, I know I can't turn anyone anything, so why would I obsess over it? And I have friends I am very much not attracted to, no matter their sex or gender. Thus, you're wrong again.
Finally, there is nothing inherently wrong with having an orgy.
4/20/2012 11:25:42 AM
"For gay people, there is no such thing as friendship".
As a straight woman who has tried time and time again to have friendships with straight men, only to lose the friendship because the guy eventually jumped on me or wanted more, I have to LOL in your face on that. Not a problem with my gay friends, which is one of the many reasons I value their friendship so much.
4/20/2012 11:36:50 AM
How is it possible to write so many sentences without any of them being true? Apart from "all the politicians want is votes".
4/20/2012 11:41:58 AM
This is nothing but a load of bullshit.
4/20/2012 11:53:09 AM
Is IB not just a pretend degree in fuck all?
4/20/2012 11:58:09 AM
We've actually reverted what is the basis of democracy: ... Thus, they give freedom of speech and freedom of sex.
Right! In a true democracy, freedoms belong only to the majorities. That's the whole basis of democracy.
4/20/2012 12:27:43 PM
"Gay people are growing."
Smoking can stunt the growth of your gay people.
4/20/2012 12:46:57 PM
Ok, I must be doing this gay thing seriously wrong. You see, several of my friends are also gay guys, and I have virtually zero desire to fuck or enter into a relationship with any of them.
And I say "virtually" here because in at least one case, my desire to be intimate with a gay-male friend is not simply zero, but actually very much negative, i.e I find the thought of it absolutely repulsive rather than merely unappealing. I am somewhat able to acknowledge on an intellectual level that I would normally find this guy physically attractive and my "type," but I am still utterly incapable of seriously thinking of him in that way, because we grew up together and are like brothers. Despite our close friendship, compatible sexual orientations, and similar tastes in men, there is no sexual or romantic element to our relationship, nor is there any awkward tension or desire for there to be. The thought of fucking or dating him feels so disgusting and wrong. But I seriously digress.
The point is, you're wrong and probably projecting onto others your own inability to interact with the opposite sex without objectifying them.
4/20/2012 1:53:21 PM
No I'm sorry, the foundation of a democracy is majority rule, but minority rights. Not the majority gets to rule with an absolute tyranny. See if you had received a proper education in American Government you would know that the Founding Fathers were desperately terrified of a democratic government that was run with a mob rule mentality. As such they structured the government so that it would always be able to protect the rights of the minority.
But of course I can see here that you're the kind of narrow-minded idiot who is terrified and paralyzed by the concept of freedom. You yearn to have someone hold dominion over you and tell you what do to, which is why religious fundamentalism is right for you, because liberty is the natural enemy of the priest. But because you also happen to be an idiot, you are also incapable of realizing that most people don't have a problem with freedom, and when left to their devices most people realize that we don't want to live in a society filled with rampant violence and theft.
So please, for those of us who aren't clueless idiots such as yourself, keep your retarded beliefs away from us and let us be. We'll all be a lot happier for it, even you.
4/20/2012 2:08:10 PM
"As all of you must've experienced, when a person starts to like the other (in opposite sex) it always gives either the wrong way or they end up dating."
I'm not sure what you mean by "gives the wrong way."
Are you implying that if Bob says to his friend Alice, "Hey, you're pretty cute!", they either start dating each other or he turns into a vicious stalker and both their lives are ruined?
4/20/2012 2:10:58 PM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
"Thus, they give freedom of speech and freedom of sex. But what are the repercussions to the society?"
You mean like how your parents freely fucked like animals, and didn't use condoms, which directly led to you spewing out bullshit freely on the Internet? Yea, that shit kind of is annoying. Someone should shoot your parents, in their fat faces, with raw sewage, so they can get back, as much as they've so irresponsibly given.
4/20/2012 3:09:16 PM
I'll be charitable and assume English is not your first language. Coherent thinking is not your forte either.
4/20/2012 3:12:16 PM
TB Tabby, your poster was the very first thing I pictured. Other than that, my DARVO stamp has worn out.
4/20/2012 3:16:41 PM
what will happen is an obsession to turn the other one gay
So if some guy has an obsession to "turn you gay", the pressure is suddenly going to make you sexually attracted to men? Personally, I wouldn't have sex with a man with a gun to my head. Not because I have anything against gays or care who they have sex with, but simply because, as a heterosexual man, I find the thought of having sex with another man repulsive and disgusting. That's just the way my brain is wired. I'm never going to look at some guy's hairy butt and have the same reaction that I have to Scarlett Johansson's or Taylor Swift's butt, no matter what they do or say to me.
If you think heterosexual men can just be pressured into "switching", guess what: you're probably already gay yourself!
BTW, I've had many gay friends and not one has ever hit on me or tried to "turn me gay". They know a gay guy hitting on a guy they know is straight would be as much of a waste of time as a dork like you hitting on Kim Kardashian.
4/20/2012 4:49:41 PM
WTF is he mumbling about?
4/20/2012 4:51:41 PM
You have as much as stated outright that your "gospel" as a fundie homophobic asshat is to turn men against one another so no-one realizes just how little your minority is.
4/20/2012 5:07:31 PM
This has more shiny mirrors in it than a carnival funhouse. Which he obviously ignores, because carnivals are gay, right?
4/20/2012 7:17:00 PM
Maybe it is a goldmine--of Fool's Gold.
4/20/2012 8:34:29 PM
Want to prevent politicians from pandering to gays as a minority? There's a simple answer to that: stop discriminating against them.
You see, there are male gays, female gays, white gays, black gays, rich gays, poor gays, liberal gays, conservative gays, not to mention the bisexuals, pansexuals, omnisexuals, and asexuals who are nonetheless Homoromantic. People whom you consider "gay" come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and backgrounds. The only reason they're even considered a minority is because they're constantly being marginalized and discriminated against.
So, if you give them the right to marry who they wish, protect them from job, housing, and wage discrimination, and start (or continue, depending on where you're located) teaching in schools that homosexuality is completely natural, people will gradually accept them and stop considering them a different class of citizen. Remove the obstacles homosexuals have from the same civil liberties as the rest of us and they essentially will be "the rest of us".
Remove the civil distinctions forcing them to behave like a minority and you remove the minority. Simple as that. But I don't think that's what you were going for, is it?
4/20/2012 10:26:56 PM
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