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Has anyone ever seen an actual demon?

I have. No joke. Im certain probably all the born again Christians have as well. In the book of Ephesians it reads our battle is not with flesh but these evil spiritual powers. Born again Christians are their biggest targets because they are saved by the blood of the Lamb of God and know the truth and have authority over them. They are the only ones that can do damage to Satans Kingdom.

Im also certain if mess with the occult you probably them because you have opened up doors to them.

What do they look like? They are of the blackest black and darker than the darkest dark. They are like 3 dimensional shadow figures. I have seen them peaking around my door way which I initially thought was strange but it makes sense that they do things in secret and in the dark lest they expose themselves. They also have the most evil emanating from them that no words can describe the evilness. They are pure hate and darkness.

I noticed that singing worship music to my King and Lord Jesus Christ really repels them. They really hate it when praise goes to God.

Now the prideful person laughs that Satan and his minions actually exist. Guess what? Satan and his minions are laughing back right at you. To them that person is just another blind soul that will end up in hell.

But as much as Satan hates your guts Jesus Christ loves you more. Go to Him if you want everlasting life and life more abundantly.

CrytothePrinceofPeace, IMDB Religion Boards 60 Comments [4/20/2012 3:30:39 AM]
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#1394494

sulik

So, demons can't get to you unless you "mess with the occult" and they go away after saying some jesus spells? These demons are pretty pathetic. The average pick-pocket is more powerful.

4/20/2012 10:11:32 AM

#1394501

Zagen30

What do they look like? They are of the blackest black and darker than the darkest dark. They are like 3 dimensional shadow figures. I have seen them peaking around my door way which I initially thought was strange but it makes sense that they do things in secret and in the dark lest they expose themselves. They also have the most evil emanating from them that no words can describe the evilness. They are pure hate and darkness.

Anyone else get some racist vibes from this bit?

4/20/2012 10:31:48 AM

#1394506

Berny

"Has anyone ever seen an actual demon?"

Not anyone sane.
Get help.

4/20/2012 10:39:49 AM

#1394516

Tatsukun

No Billy, TWO of the blue pills daily and only ONE of the green. You keep getting it backwards and seeing / posting stupid shit.

4/20/2012 10:47:32 AM

#1394524

Skatepunk

I've seen some really weird twisted stuff, but no demons.

4/20/2012 10:53:03 AM

#1394539

Iel

Oh my Chuck, this is too fucking cliché.

Like, seriously.

If it makes you feel better, carry silver or holy water. Those are supposed to work as well, and are less obtrusive than loud singing.

4/20/2012 11:18:47 AM

#1394540

cdcdrr

How much will you bet that the demons he frightens away are actually the urchins of a local Nigerian family who come by his house to sate their endless curiosity and are freaked out everytime he starts singing at them?

4/20/2012 11:25:21 AM

#1394551

DinosaurRidinJeebus

Mannnnnnnn...thats racist!

In all seriousness though none of this stuff is real. Like 100%, that shit doesn't exist. You are imagining stuff because of your irrational, unexamined mere beliefs. If you realized this you would realize how stupid you sound. You never will though, as you are depressingly brainwashed by your parents, family and church.

4/20/2012 11:37:16 AM

#1394572

farpadokly

So, let's use logic here. If born-again Christians are the only ones who can do damage to the demons, why the fuck would the demons hang around in their houses and peek around their doors? Especially when all you have to do to dispel them is sing a hymn?
If it's to tempt them to sin, or claim their souls, then they're not doing a very efficient job. Also, if they're so black and dark, how the fuck can you see them?

4/20/2012 11:56:33 AM

#1394590

checkmate

I noticed that singing worship music to my King and Lord Jesus Christ really repels them.

A fifth of cheap whiskey will do the same thing.

4/20/2012 12:24:45 PM

#1394599

Random Guy.

@1394413:

And then CrytothePrinceofPeace was a zombie.

4/20/2012 12:37:44 PM

#1394606

whoanelly

The fact that all the born again Christians have seen demons, according to you, says a lot for their collective mental state.

When I was little I used to see black things with red eyes out of the corner of my eye. This especially happened when I was tired or had seen something scary on tv. Do I regularly visit the Demonbusters website? Do I sleep with a Jesus nightlight? No! I grew up and realized that demons, like the bogeyman, ghosts, monsters in the closet, and most things that go bump in the night, are not real. You should do the same. It seems like your life would be a lot easier.

4/20/2012 12:51:04 PM

#1394618

Karana

As a young girl/teenager I always thought I seen these 'shadow' ghost things as well.I thought I had special powers that let me see them. I stopped seeing them once I stopped being afraid of ghosts/demons and other normally scary concepts, and then soon stopped believing in them. I grew out of it, kind of like kids grow out of imaginary friends. You'd be surprised what fear and paranoia can make you 'see'.You'll only ever think you see them out of the corner of your eye.You'll never find or capture any evidence. It's all in your mind. I've never seen anything since I stopped believing.

And you know,if these things exist and are so powerful and evil, why the hell are they just peeking around corners and doors watching you? Wouldn't they have better things to do than watch you 24/7?

4/20/2012 1:25:19 PM

#1394625

Herbert West

You can get rid of the demons for good if you just lay off the magic mushrooms.

4/20/2012 1:35:05 PM

#1394629

Drummer

Yeah , I've seen a few demons but it was a pretty wild weekend involving hallucinogens. They actually look more like distorted faces morphing out from the walls. Even so I knew they weren't real.

4/20/2012 1:51:21 PM

#1394635

Osiris

See this is what happens when you let a person continue believing in magic and having imaginary friends while into the double digits.

4/20/2012 2:15:32 PM

#1394657

Old Viking

You've got to expect evil spirits to afflict you occasionally. I've had some rot-gut bourbon in my day that would make you believe in sobriety.

4/20/2012 3:20:05 PM

#1394661

Reynardine

Your singing voice is so hellaciously bad it scares away the Devil!!!

4/20/2012 3:25:12 PM

#1394690

tranz2deep

That has to the lamest dig at Obama and people of color ever.

Incoherent, inconsistent, incomprehensible!

4/20/2012 5:04:46 PM

#1394693

Alencon

Please tell me this one can't reproduce.

4/20/2012 5:25:58 PM

#1394697

Reynardine

Alencon, although he is probably physiologically able to, I'd be surprised if he ever figured it out.

4/20/2012 6:18:28 PM

#1394727

Agahnim

You're hallucinating. See a psychiatrist.

4/21/2012 12:24:40 AM

#1394761

Mapar

You're off your meds. That much is clear.

4/21/2012 5:03:29 AM

#1394800

Jessica

This is just sad.
This person obviously sees something, whether it's because of lack of food and sleep (he sounds like he's heavily into the disciplining of the body) or he is experiencing a mental disturbance, but the worst part is he is mixing with people who reinforce his delusions.
They don't say, 'look, lay off the fasting and all night praying, get your head down, get a good meal, you can honour your Lord by looking after your physical body, which is His temple after all', or 'my son, if you are experiencing these visions I suggest you go to a doctor, they are all given their healing power by Jesus anyway, see what the doctor can suggest'.
No, he is being told 'yes, they're demons, keep praying/fasting/mortifying the flesh.Never stop fighting and scorn anyone who tells you otherwise because they are held in thrall by these demons'.
I wonder what would happen if it's like two in the morning and he is singing his praises to keep the demons at bay again and his neighbours are fed up of being kept awake and they ring the police?

4/21/2012 7:47:57 AM

#1394976

Frogflayer

Or just lay off the mandies

4/22/2012 12:24:04 AM

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