This thing of "anyone who isn't a Christian must be a Satanist" really annoys me.
4/20/2012 12:00:55 PM
William Schnoebelen does realize that The Exorcist wasn't a documentation, right?
4/20/2012 12:22:24 PM
Okay, anyone want to start an atheist version of Chick publications, detailing all the horrid ritual cannibalism and child molestation you did as a priest?
4/20/2012 12:56:52 PM
Lying about Satan for Jesus?
4/20/2012 1:17:23 PM
Filin De Blanc
"He's been everything from a vampire to a Jehovah's Witness"
I'm curious as to how one stops being a vampire. Is it like being an alcoholic, where you have to go to a support group?
4/20/2012 1:20:01 PM
My bullshit meter just exploded.
4/20/2012 1:28:08 PM
Ah, Schnoebelen, the guy who practically invented the "I was a an atheist/gay/whatever so I know how horrible their life was/really wanted to kill everyone" testimonies you see on our fine FSTDT every day.
With the small difference that he was claiming to be a satan-worshipping vampire or something... but let's not split the hairs. It's the principle that counts. You know how this goes. Same obvious bullshit, different day.
4/20/2012 2:17:15 PM
You were mean and loony then, and you're mean and loony now. Take your meds and let us help you on with your nice white dinner jacket, the one with the buckles on the wrists.
4/20/2012 3:20:10 PM
You're lucky to have survived. The cloven hoof mark attack is dreaded worldwide.
4/20/2012 3:25:39 PM
OH LOL THIS GUY AGAIN. He takes "lying for Jesus" to a WHOLE new level. Now it's flying wax and hoofprints? Pics or it didn't happen, dude.
(I also am curious how the wax managed to hurt a vampire. Or were you cured of vampirism before you became Wiccan?
4/20/2012 4:13:05 PM
4/20/2012 5:01:42 PM
But Wiccans don't believe in Satan. Kinda like, oh I dunno..every other religion outside Christianity.
4/20/2012 7:19:08 PM
Sorry, that wasn't Satan. A bull got loose and trampled over you because you make more bullshit than he does.
4/21/2012 12:25:34 AM
So how many reformed Satanists (Reformed Atheists, Exorcists/demon/witch hunters, revived dead people who briefly visited Heaven/Hell, people who were taken by Jesus/Angels to make repeated visits to Heaven/Hell) are there making the circuit of Fundie churchs now?
We know theres money in it, from the crap sold on evangelist TV to Hovinds church tours people have been milking the flocks pretty well with shit stories like Williams up there.
Gullible, straw clutching, dogmatic fools.
4/21/2012 5:43:47 AM
@WWWWolf: Schnoebelen didn't even come close to inventing this schtick. He just jumped on a very profitable bandwagon that was passing by. Swallowing The Camel
is a really good resource of information about this phenomenon and the various people who have claimed to be ex-Satanists or ex-Illiminati.
Pretty much all of their claims follow the same general formula - they're sucked into it without fully realizing what's going on or what they're getting into, they become or are groomed to become leaders (often of ridiculously large groups), they eventually realize they're actually and literally worshiping Satan, and they only leave the group because Jesus eventually comes along to show them that he's the toughest kid on the block.
4/21/2012 7:00:30 AM
Have a little more control of your Stand next time, okay?
4/21/2012 9:12:30 PM
Another one of these? This shit is about as plausible as me being a Norman duke from the 11th century.
4/23/2012 9:31:26 AM
Never in all my time as a Wiccan and later as a Traditional Witch have I ever seen anything evil.
Funny how all the christpunchers who believe in the evil spirits are always the ones to see them.
BTW, I call shenanigans on the 'ball of wax or fire' story (and pretty much everything else in this quote), just because all the other Pagans I've met are literate and know that 'man-ifested' isn't an actual word. You meant 'manifested', no? As for your brand, I suspect if you turn it another way, one of your fellow fanatics will claim to see Jesus or the Virgin Mary in it. Either way, at least that part gave me a good laugh.
4/23/2012 10:39:02 AM
Bill, shut the fuck up and go find something else to do.
4/26/2012 5:48:36 PM