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#1394225
no, you were just really really high.
4/20/2012 4:02:00 AM
#1394233
Atheissimo
That's the trouble with these Demon encounters, there's no internal consistency.
Other believers think that Demons are secretive and value the idea that people don't believe in them so they can continue their work unopposed. That's how they sneak into things like Satanism or Wicca, by manifesting as the beings the practitioners expect to see.
This guy seems to be saying that Satan would go so far as to deliberately reveal himself as Satan when the poster thought he was dealing with Wiccan spirits. That completely contradicts their modus operandi of disguising themselves.
4/20/2012 4:07:50 AM
#1394235
Nerikull
Coming from Chick Publications, this seems pretty much on par with their usual delusions.
4/20/2012 4:10:29 AM
#1394246
Schnoebelen has been revealed a fraud and none of his alledged activities have ever been substantiate. Chick Publications is the only place for someone like him.
4/20/2012 4:26:17 AM
#1394251
Amadan
Fundie "I Was A Teenage [insert non-Fundie stereotype here] Story!
Consumer note: Veracity not included
4/20/2012 4:44:18 AM
#1394259
Mister Spak
That was Voldemort at work.
4/20/2012 4:51:07 AM
#1394269
Brendan Rizzo
Everyone knows you're a proven fraud, Billy. Heck, not even that many conservative Christians believe your shit anymore.
4/20/2012 4:58:45 AM
#1394351
Horsefeathers
I see a new Chick Tract plot.
I wonder if Chick will cut you in for some royalties.
4/20/2012 6:48:36 AM
#1394362
Doubting Thomas
Dude, you're not supposed to drink the bong water.
4/20/2012 7:00:31 AM
#1394366
Filin De Blanc
Notice how no-one who doesn't belong in a mental institution ever seems to see this sort of thing.
4/20/2012 7:07:04 AM
#1394371
Dr.Shrinker
Wow, and I thought His-4-Life's lies were entertaining.
4/20/2012 7:14:51 AM
#1394377
David B.
Congratulations on the correct use of "literally" (I'll let "hoofprint" instead of "hoofmark" pass).
But you're still nuts.
4/20/2012 7:19:51 AM
#1394393
\m/>_<\m/
reading: i lol
chick pubs: i lol harder
4/20/2012 7:40:22 AM
#1394436
werewolf
Pull the other one.
4/20/2012 8:11:05 AM
#1394451
navelgazer
*Cough*
Bullshit.
4/20/2012 8:29:37 AM
#1394470
Mystik Spiral
Lotsa Wicca bashing today. And you know nothing about Wicca.
Oh wait... Chick Publications, lol. You know nothing about anything.
4/20/2012 9:25:01 AM
#1394472
Pilotess
funny how half of the fundies used to be wiccan, and not just regular wiccan, no, they were all a high priest/ess
Reminds me of when people have flash backs to past lifes, nobody ever was a poor farmer or slave, they were all nobles, pricesses or somebody well to do ...
4/20/2012 9:26:27 AM
#1394492
JB Mason
http://www.masonicinfo.com/schnoebelen.htm
4/20/2012 10:08:10 AM
#1394496
Tag
Schnoebelen is hilarious. He believes in werewolves, you know. Also claims that while working as a paper delivery boy, he was in the Illuminati.
4/20/2012 10:20:07 AM
#1394498
Filin De Blanc
"Schnoebelen is hilarious. He believes in werewolves, you know. Also claims that while working as a paper delivery boy, he was in the Illuminati. "
Wow, the standards for Illuminati hiring must've really slipped since I was a membe-I mean, wait, no, there's no such thing as the Illuminati, why would you think there was!?
4/20/2012 10:23:40 AM
#1394503
Man-ifested?
4/20/2012 10:36:29 AM
#1394508
Berny
Liars-for-Jesus: Part 4,554,872,409,347
4/20/2012 10:42:21 AM
#1394519
Tatsukun
LOL @ Fundy boy lying for Jesus # 883,942
4/20/2012 10:49:41 AM
#1394542
Stonespiral
I call bullshit.
4/20/2012 11:26:18 AM
#1394570
Martha Jones
This guy's hilarious. He's been everything from a vampire to a Jehovah's Witness, all within a stupidly short period of time.
4/20/2012 11:55:42 AM
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