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Aaah, a rare fundy struggling not with his homosexuality, but with his pedophilia (well, rare in public at least).
No, those kids are not gyrating in a sexy way to anyone else. Now go die in a fire pedo.
4/20/2012 10:54:46 AM
Does it bother you that thinks like druids, wizards, and dragons aren't real?
Is this what Christianity has been reduced to? Being afraid of completely imaginary video game characters?
4/20/2012 11:03:00 AM
> Then they encourage children to gyrate their bodies like Harlots
For a moment there I thought David J Stewart had been let out of his box again.
4/20/2012 11:09:50 AM
There is a Satanic Game being played now on the Internet called, "World of Warcraft".
Has been for some time already. Years in fact, just so you know.
Any Parent, Pastor, or Teenager needs to immediately rid yourself of this game, and start praying over your Child and Teenager for God to remove the familiar spirits.
I got a better idea. Encourage Blizzard to make even more changes to the talent system in Mists of Pandaria, see how many people will stop playing then.
Remember, "IF THE WORLD IS HOT, GOD IS NOT!" If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN
Our religion is dull, joyless and never tries to be popular with kids and teenagers. AMEN, AMEN, AMEN.
4/20/2012 11:14:40 AM
Skippy here theorizes that the Wiggles aren't gay, but are definitely not wholesome when the lights go out
His rampant and unrestrained speculation is probably truer than yours
Incidentally, "Sodomite looking men" is an awesome name for a hard rock band
4/20/2012 11:42:10 AM
This sounds like a satire, like "Landover Baptist Church".
"This is a music group who is pattering their show to the "Monkeys" of the 1970s."
Uh, it's called "The Monkees" and they were a TV show & rock group in the 1960's.
That said...this screams "parody".
4/20/2012 11:42:18 AM
Oh, hahaha. The only thing evil about WoW is the time it steals. And the Wiggles? None of them are gay. In fact, I'm fairly sure they were all preschool teachers, and all but of one of them is married- with kids!
4/20/2012 12:03:55 PM
Wow, geeks vs. fundies. Nerds of a kind.
No sex involved, ever.
Shut the bible, turn off the computer and go have sex you wierdos.
4/20/2012 12:15:35 PM
So you're calling the Wiggles faggots just because they wear bright colors, which is something their target audience (children) love? Are you retarded?
4/20/2012 12:27:17 PM
Dude. There are so many fundies on WoW. You'd feel right at home.
And seriously? The Wiggles are satanic? They sing songs about how delicious and nutritious fruit salad is. (Though you'd probably construe that, being you.) But you tried.
4/20/2012 12:59:30 PM
If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it!
So God is like those stuck-up gamers who dismiss every popular game as crap to create the illusion of high standards, and doesn't realize that he's a far greater slave to popular opinion because of it?
4/20/2012 1:32:39 PM
The fundies have finally discovered the existence of World of Warcraft.
I'm surprised they're aware of anything more recent than the 8-bit Nintendo NES.
4/20/2012 2:19:44 PM
Best laugh I've had in ages!
4/20/2012 3:29:07 PM
Have you heard about multi-player Mah Jong? The end is near!
4/20/2012 3:40:18 PM
Okay, first off, it's not occult influence making WoW addictive, it's marketing research.
Second, The fucking Wiggles is a group of entertainers and the largest part of their following are grown women.
Steven, banning them will not get you laid, but it might just get you lynched.
4/20/2012 4:53:48 PM
If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it!
So if we're made in God's image, God wears pants up to His ribcage, a tan collared shirt (tucked in and buttoned to the top), suspenders, tube socks and white sneakers - better yet, sandals. He wears a fanny pack. He trips and falls, gets up and says "I'm OK, I'm OK"! He loudly snorts, pushes up His round glasses (with tape at the bridge) and says "sorry ... allergies". Then He says "Hey guys! Watch this", puts a broomstick between His legs, pretends He's Harry Potter and falls on His divine butt, damaging His scrotum. He does the "hey, I'm a pimple" thing with a mouthful of mashed potatoes, and thinks His Darth Vader imitation knocks 'em dead.
4/20/2012 5:37:15 PM
I have yet to see Hemp on the list for FarmVille, but you should note that it has a LOT less THC than marijuana and in fact contains massive amounts of THC's counteragent.
It's anti-pot, in other words.
4/20/2012 6:30:42 PM
4/21/2012 12:30:12 AM
same old, same old
So you think it's demonic and the control freaks on the other side hate it for having a villian say "bitch". Is there anyone who doesn't take entertainment too seriously?
4/21/2012 12:53:12 AM
4/21/2012 1:07:35 AM
If something is popualr, it is not approved by god?
Christianity was, and still is, the foremost religion in the West since the Romans decided to go in for it, believed by pretty much everyone who wasn't Jewish. It still is BY FAR the most popular religion in America, and to a lesser extent, the world.
4/21/2012 2:23:51 AM
Wtf? Seriously, you're pretty delusional to think that WoW is as evil as you claim. And, my personal opinion of Captain Feather sword being gay notwithstanding, their target age is like 3= 5 year old kids. They probably don't even know what being gay is and just enjoy the pretty colors!
@ Canadiest, have you heard of an old children's program called Lift Off? Very popular on Aussie tv during the early 90's. There were singing back packs, a plant with one eye, a talking elevator, an evil Mr Fish who banned anything fun and of course EC, the moving faceless doll (or as I like to think, Chuckie's benign brother.) Looking back, you would think it was thought up by some bloke on an acid trip (like alot of kids shows) instead of a child psychologist!
4/21/2012 7:59:22 AM
Who is this guy? It sounds like he's using David J. Stewart's act to steal Bro. Randy's audience!
4/21/2012 8:22:08 AM
First of all, there is Rock n Roll Music in this show. Then they encourage children to gyrate their bodies like Harlots and effeminent sissies.
It all started when the heathens quit singing hymns for His joy, and thought they could make "better" music. Then there was that cursed Minuet, led to the Black Bottom and Jitterbugging. Harrumph! Flappers, then Hippies. Look at them now. Dancing with the stars, my eye. Dancing with Satan is more like it. This is why Babtists don't fuck standing up, because a thing like that could lead to dancing!
There is a Satanic Game being played now called "Pong". Soon there will be PacMan addicts and Gawd only knows how evil it will get in these last days.
The Wiggles are satanic? They sing songs about how delicious and nutritious fruit salad is.
Fruit salad, you say? Oh, like Waldorf with apples, the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowlege. Curse, you, Eve
"Sodomite looking men" is an awesome name for a hard rock band
When I saw this I thought of "Men in Tights".
4/21/2012 8:32:31 AM
"Remember, "IF THE WORLD IS HOT, GOD IS NOT!" If the world is making something popular, God is no where near it! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN"
God is a hipster?
4/21/2012 3:35:02 PM
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