Time is up for the 'fun-n-games' of non-scientific evolution, which includes the following;
*Old earth 'Plate Tectonics' or the whimsical idea of 'coasting-colliding' continents and the 'breakup of Pangea' all rooted in science and taught as "fact". Plate Tectonics is a pseudo-scientific fraud used as an 'excuse' to vainly try and prove an 'old earth'. This theory will be completely debunked with true science backed by the Scriptures. Earth is a geological mess and the foundations are out of place big-time (Ps. 18:15, 82:5) due to a massive series of titanic volcanic eruptions, or fountains of the great deep.
**"Dinosaurs died 65 million years ago...." No they didn't. True archeology and human history coupled with massive volcanism proves otherwise. The Jurassic fairytale is nothing but a cartoon-concocted lie 'supported' by models in museums, and Hollywood....
***The factless Copernican heliocentric universe which has zero proof, requires the Earth to perform orbital 'gymnastics' and the moon to shift into reverse orbit (this in itself is absolutely hilarious and rejects the very principal of observable science...), and has been taught as non-scientific dogma for over 400 years. The Bible and true science emphatically denies that the Earth 'rotates' daily on an 'axis' and 'orbits' around the sun yearly. The very opposite is Biblical and true and heliocentric voodoo is Satan's second grandest lie cast upon mankind (followed by "you really won't die" which duped Adam and Eve in the Garden...). Many won't be able to swallow just how deep this fraud extends, and the great extremes mankind has gone to promote this lie along with "astro-evolution". But it is all about to end as scheduled in Revelation, and fast so buckle up!
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth" Genesis 1:1
"He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing." Job 26:7
"The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein." Psalm 24:1
"Who (Jesus Christ) is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" Colossians 1:15
Earth is not a "planet" (wanderer) nor does God call His Earth a "planet" in His Holy Word. Therefore should we???
M.A. Masters, Architect, Fountains of the Great Deep 74 Comments
[4/17/2012 12:22:57 PM]
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Plate tectonics in the Danakil rift:
4/18/2012 8:55:26 AM
Everything in your post is wrong.
In fact, I don't think it is possible for a human being to more wrong than you.
4/18/2012 10:00:04 AM
For anyone who wants to file a complaint about this guy using photos he doesn't have the digital rights to (I think the pic of Jebus's cave is from a movie, no?), the address is: firstname.lastname@example.org
4/18/2012 10:07:50 AM
Speaking of gymnastics.....you have to do some really amazing mental gymnastics to believe this giant pile of bullshit. Someone get this lunatic a gold medal. The paranoia it requires to believe that plate tectonics, dinosaurs and the heliocentric model are all hoaxes is staggering.
4/18/2012 10:14:33 AM
"Time is up for the 'fun-n-games' of non-scientific..."
"This theory will be completely debunked with true science backed by the Scriptures."
Heh heh. You're funny.
4/18/2012 12:26:18 PM
This is a whole new world of crazy.
I mean, this is almost TimeCube-esque in its insanity.
4/18/2012 12:33:47 PM
Time is up for the 'fun-n-games' of non-scientific evolution
I suppose 150 years of this is nothing compared to 1970 years of 'Jesus is coming back soon'.
4/18/2012 1:15:54 PM
4/18/2012 9:31:59 PM
Yes, we should call the Earth a planet because that is exactly what it is.
4/19/2012 1:10:13 AM
"Earth is not a "planet" (wanderer) nor does God call His Earth a "planet" in His Holy Word. Therefore should we??? "
Yes, because it is one.
4/19/2012 1:59:16 AM
"...so buckle up!"
Yep! Everyone get ready and buckle up, Jesus is driving everyone to Heaven! Just a word of warning, it might be a bumpy ride. I'm pretty sure they didn't have cars or driving lessons 2,000 years ago. Then again, perhaps they did, and I've just been duped again by those darn mainstream pseudo-scientists who refuse to admit the truth, that the Bible is clearly more accurate than pseudo-scientific notions like "the scientific method," or "math," or "observable phenomena."
4/19/2012 2:32:19 AM
I'm enjoying your faith in stupid things and your funny site. The only thing is though, it makes you look like a mental patient.
Anyway, keep going with the comedy, it's very funny. I just hope it doesn't turn you into a sociopath like so many other 'obdurate faith' types.
4/19/2012 3:20:31 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
*edit* Just went to his website, and lol'd some more!
4/19/2012 4:01:20 AM
Is this the same guy who has a YouTube channel and looks like a deranged angry Santa? How many geocentrists are out there still?
4/19/2012 5:16:37 AM
"Dinosaurs died 65 million years ago...." No they didn't.
Um... I don't see dinosaurs walking around anywhere, so I think you're wrong.
4/19/2012 6:00:55 AM
"Time is up for the 'fun-n-games' of non-scientific evolution"
Yeah creationists have been saying that belief in evolution is dying out for many years now.
4/19/2012 6:50:38 AM
Movement along the Calaveras fault has slowly shifted and offset this sidewalk in Hollister, CA (not to be confused with the over-priced clothing line). If a minor fault can do this in a lifetime, what can another fault, like the San Andreas, a mid-ocean ridge, or a subduction zone do over millions of years?
4/19/2012 7:40:22 AM
The factless Copernican heliocentric universe ... requires the Earth to perform orbital 'gymnastics' and the moon to shift into reverse orbit (this in itself is absolutely hilarious and rejects the very principal of observable science...)
There, he said it himself! The moon's orbit is geocentric, so it has nothing to do with Copernicus.
4/19/2012 11:33:53 AM
"The factless Copernican heliocentric universe which has zero proof, requires the Earth to perform orbital 'gymnastics' and the moon to shift into reverse orbit"
I honestly cannot understand what this guy is talking about, other than the obvious "The Bible is always right" I wonder if his mind just snapped the first time he saw pictures from space, and this is his bizarre way of dealing with it.
4/19/2012 12:30:08 PM
James from Iowa
4/19/2012 7:13:51 PM
There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
4/20/2012 9:49:49 AM
Plate Tectonics is a pseudo-scientific fraud used as an 'excuse' to vainly try and prove an 'old earth'.
Ever heard of an earthquake? That's a form of pseudo-scientific fraud that tears down buildings and kills people using plate tectonics.
4/20/2012 6:48:31 PM
what the fuck did i just read?
4/23/2012 12:20:31 AM
It's a fuckin' book. I'll call the planets whatever I want, mostly because I don't know what else to call them.
7/18/2012 7:58:58 AM
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