CHRISTIANITY IS SATANIC, IT IS THE BEAST OF DANIEL 7 AND REVELATION.
To the Torah and the Prophets!!!! A lover of the real Messiah will obey every jot and tittle of the Torah, and thus be allowed to receive the Holy Spirit -- the Ruach ha Kadosh. Those who fail to obey the Torah, every jot and tittle -- CANNOT RECEIVE THE RUACH HA KADOSH.
Oh, yes, Christians are filled with a spirit -- the spirit of Satan. It is Satan the controls and rules the Roman Catholic Church. It is Satan who fills the pope. It is Satan who fills Jim Webber, Elsman, jd, my parents, Cope, Miller, Paul Mitchell, alan couchman, Derek Lee, and a host of other christians. It is Satan who fills Ron Rhea and Jed Smock. It is Satan who fills Billy Graham. It is Satan who fills David Sumner and Rehoboth who refuses to uphold every jot and tittle of Torah. It is Satan who fills Moshe Conuchoswki and Messiah's Branch for failing to remove a satanic symbol. It is Satan who controls CHRISTIANITY AND MESSIANIC JUDAISM who refuse to keep every jot and tittle of Torah. Satan has flooded these CHRISTIANS with many devils and given them gifts and powers fully rooted in the Father of Lies.
CHRISTIANITY IS SATANISM. Christianity is the Beast. Christianity is Anti-Christ, Anti-Messiah.
REPENT OF YOUR CHRISTIANITY OR BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER!
Unknown Jewish Fundie, torah and spirit 56 Comments
[5/8/2012 3:13:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 45
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"It is Satan who fills ... my parents"
Hrm... Could we be looking at a Born Again Jew? Is there such a thing?
Something smells like Poe in here.
5/8/2012 9:15:30 AM
A lover of the real Messiah will obey every jot and tittle of the Torah
Really? Every jot and tittle?
So let me get this straight. During the eight days of the Feast of Tabernacles you will be living in a box and will personally sacrifice a total of 71 bullocks, 15 rams, 105 lambs, and 8 goats along with various meal and drink offerings?
This I have to see.
5/8/2012 11:15:02 AM
The idea of hell (or "the lake of fire") doesn't exist in the OT. And the "Satan" of the OT seems to be a totally different character from the "beast" or the AntiChrist mentioned in the NT. The OT Satan is just another character, not the "Devil" or a dark angel. Based on your comments here, I don't think you know your Torah, dude.
Also, you're bashing Christianity and then using Revelation as a supporting source? WTF?
5/8/2012 11:59:15 AM
I'm OK with obeying the jots. But I'll be damned if I'll obey the tittles.
5/8/2012 12:01:50 PM
you would be a lot more respectable without all-caps arguing.
5/8/2012 1:19:16 PM
5/8/2012 1:57:26 PM
I'll have a slice of 'Death by Irony' cake for dessert please.
5/8/2012 2:24:26 PM
Just as well I'm not a Christian.
I've heard of the Torah but I didn't know it had jots and tittles in it. A good strong moral... never trust a book that's full of jots and tittles.
5/8/2012 3:06:18 PM
I call Poe. For a Jewish fundie his rhetoric is remarkably Christian.
5/8/2012 3:16:42 PM
Well, technically, if you're a Jew, this is sort of what you would believe or at least that Christianity is a false religion following a false Messiah.
Of course, given that they're outnumbered about 50-1 in most western countries, most are smart enough not to say it.
Also the Torah doesn't say anything about a lake of fire and Satan. In the Hebrew Bible Satan is a member of God's court (see Job 1:1-12).
5/8/2012 4:23:26 PM
A Jewish fundy is indeed refreshing, but every time I see one I can't help but feel embarrassed. It shows how my people have the same sort of hard psychopathy in our ranks as everyone else XD.
Also, the way he kept saying 'jot and tittle of the Torah' got really infuriatingly annoying after a while.
5/8/2012 6:30:37 PM
Why is he mentioning concepts exclusive to Christianity which do not belong in Judaism (e.g. Anti-Christ, the Beast, Satanism, Lake of Fire, and especially THE Holy Spirit)?
5/8/2012 9:08:59 PM
A Jewish fundie? I didn't know they existed. Yeah, I figured there were probably Jewish people who sincerely believed what they did, but I didn't think they'd be douchebags about it like some Christians are. After all, they remember what happened last time someone let their faith get out of hand.
5/8/2012 9:14:09 PM
Refreshing to have a Jewish (sort-of) fundie for a change.
5/8/2012 10:57:42 PM
I'm calling total Poe. There's too much Christian imagery. For one thing, Jews don't believe Satan is evil - last we checked, he's still working for G-d. We also don't believe in a "lake of fire".
5/9/2012 1:40:38 AM
It's interesting to see that there are people who subscribe to this particular crackpot theory.
@COCKRIPPER: I missed you.
5/9/2012 7:25:29 AM
Either Poe or idiot.
5/9/2012 8:36:56 AM
Wow, I submitted this a month ago. Just as hillarious now as it was then.
5/9/2012 9:01:29 AM
O.O Wow. Just wow.
5/9/2012 9:25:06 AM
Huh huh huh...you said 'tittle'...huh huh huh
5/9/2012 11:17:05 AM
Isn't the maximum amount of time you can spend in Gehenna twelve months?
5/9/2012 1:04:00 PM
What is this "jot and tittle" you speak of?
5/9/2012 5:56:35 PM
You Fail Theology Forever.
5/9/2012 6:02:58 PM
A White Dude With AIDS
I liek this Jewish guy. He says to kill all the peoples and doesn't afraid of anything.
5/10/2012 6:04:24 AM
Not sure if crazy or troll...
5/10/2012 8:26:47 PM
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