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#1400221
COCKRIPPER
HACK TO DEATH ALL "PEOPLE"!!!! YOU IS FAIL TO RIP OUT ALL EYES? PEOPLE STILL ALIVE??!! I SHIT IN YOU MOUTH!!
5/8/2012 3:18:57 AM
#1400222
Amadaun
...converts are always a little embarrassingly intense, but this guy is taking it to eleven.
Does he even count as a Jewish convert if he's demanding precise obedience to the law as written and running about anathematizing things? I mean, saying the spirit of Satan is in people, and the whole rest of the vocabulary in use here is clearly Christian; I feel like he has so little interest in actual Judaism he should probably be categorized as some aberrant species of 'Judeo-Christian' fundamentalist. If nothing else, he's referencing the book of Revelation while screaming that Christianity is evil.
Can he be for real?
At any rate, having 'my parents' on the list automatically makes him twice as funny. :D
5/8/2012 3:27:01 AM
#1400223
rubber chicken
Ah the Internet, without it we'd have to go and listen at street corners to find this sort of thing.
5/8/2012 3:27:38 AM
#1400246
Meishayuri
Aw look, another reason to go to the Lake of Fire, Hell, Hades...whatever.
Next thing you know they'll be sending us to hell for...uh...just about everything.
5/8/2012 4:22:42 AM
#1400250
rebel
Chillax mate.
5/8/2012 4:24:57 AM
#1400257
Reynardine
And you call yourself a Jew??? Satan as anti-God and Hell as eternal punishment are both *Christian* concepts, you nitwit!!
5/8/2012 4:32:40 AM
#1400258
Philbert McAdamia
Eeeeeuwww I've got a Roach Haha Kibosh on me! Get it off, get it off!
@ rubber chicken
Ah the Internet, without it we'd have to go and listen at street corners to find this sort of thing.
Yeah, I used to have to go downtown to Pershing Square and the 6th Street bus station to watch this level of nutz, and it's fairly dangerous, being there in person. Now, with FSTDT, in the privacy of my own home, I can laugh out loud without fear of getting bit.
5/8/2012 4:33:24 AM
#1400271
Mister Spak
Can we sent him to the upcoming Republic convention? Maybe a few of these fundies will meet and mutually annihilate.
5/8/2012 4:55:22 AM
#1400276
Lizuka
Christianity is the anti-Christ.... What... How the fuck does that work?
5/8/2012 4:57:28 AM
#1400294
Extraintrovert
It's funny because as little as the bible mentions Satan, the torah mentions them not at all. Indeed, the torah is quite explicit on how all good AND evil is the product of God.
5/8/2012 5:26:23 AM
#1400299
gargoyle1
I'm wondering if this is legit. Phrases like "jot and tittle" and references to the Beast and Lake of Fire sound more New Testament than anything.
5/8/2012 5:33:16 AM
#1400304
Leighton Buzzard
I think I've seen this dude before. He's a nut who thinks he's converted to Judaism, but doesn't have a fucking clue what 'Judaism' means. Barmy as fuck.
5/8/2012 5:42:34 AM
#1400310
DaMidnighter
"Burn in the lake of fire forever"? Wait, I thought Jews don't believe in Hell since it's shit that Christians made up
5/8/2012 5:49:22 AM
#1400327
Unbeliever
Those of you who don't know much about Judaism miss how much of a fail this fundie really is. Jews don't believe in Satan. In fact, there is no super-powerful evil spirit in Judaism at all. Judaism, unlike Christianity, is closer to a contractual obligation between a person and God - if you sin, its your fault. Not some devil's.
It is actually shown in the Old Testament - it was not the demon that deceived Eva, but some snake. The whole notion of Satan as the king of the world only shows up in the New Testament.
@ DaMidnighter:
Not quite. They do believe in Hell. However, the HR department of Hell is filled with angels, not devils, who have direct order from God to punish the sinners.
5/8/2012 6:23:02 AM
#1400330
hatless
blah blah blah...remove Christian Kebab. Gotcha.
@Lizuka
The concept of The Christ actually pre-dates the Christianity we know today. The Jews have long been waiting for their 'christ' (loose Greek equivalent of 'messiah'), they just don't think Jesus was the one.
5/8/2012 6:26:09 AM
#1400335
Doubting Thomas
I was going to call Poe on this one, since when does a Jewish person put any kind of stock in the New Testament, but I see he's a convert. You can almost see the spittle flying from his mouth as you read this, can't you?
5/8/2012 6:40:18 AM
#1400340
Filin De Blanc
So Christianity is the evil monster described in a book that...only Christians believe? What?
5/8/2012 6:50:05 AM
#1400342
Nicole
I love how he drags the Lake of Fire into this, despite it being a Christian concept. I don't think you get to have it both ways...
(On the other hand, Satan being anti-God isn't just a Christian thing. It started to pop up in Judaism shortly before the 1st century, though it's not a universal belief in Judaism.)
5/8/2012 6:51:17 AM
#1400343
OhJohnNo
Ah, Jewish fundies are so rare. This is almost refreshing.
5/8/2012 6:54:53 AM
#1400351
fishtank
nice to see they hate each other.
5/8/2012 7:08:59 AM
#1400362
Anon-e-moose
"REPENT OF YOUR CHRISTIANITY OR BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER!"
YAWN
Also...:
X3
I'm gonna bookmark this thread to use to show Christian fundies - who of course are pro-Israel - that the recipient(s) of their 'support' (insofar as purely for the sake of their own little 'Second Coming/Apocalypse' wet dream/revenge fantasies; otherwise, it's simply a case of 'Fuck the Christ-killers!')
don't actually give a fuck for them.
Oh boy, never mind a case of 'Fundie Fight', more like a war that'd make the Humans vs. Skynet scenario in the "Terminator" films seem like a slight kerfuffle! >:D
5/8/2012 7:38:55 AM
#1400363
QuasiRodent
Hold on... If...
Messianic Judaism is Satanic...
And this weirdo believes Christ is the messiah...
Doesn't that make him(?) a messianic Jew?
5/8/2012 7:39:36 AM
#1400366
Stonespiral
While I do think Christians should read the Torah as well as their Bible, this guy is.. um.. batshit crazy. Yeah that works.
5/8/2012 7:50:20 AM
#1400369
Thinking Allowed
Jewish fundie fail.
5/8/2012 8:01:26 AM
#1400378
Auratwilight
This guy is awesome.
5/8/2012 9:11:24 AM
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