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Quote# 86887

What we have here is a classic "The Emperor has no Cloths" situation.

Emperor Obama strides around his kingdom before We the Serfs essentially naked save the transparent photo-shopped fig leaf (fake COLB) covering his Kenyan dinky-wink. And any Serf that dare giggle at the spectacle passing by is labeled a Birther and ridiculed into silence.

So there you have it. Sheriff Joe shouts out "Can't you see it! The Emperor is naked.... what's wrong with you people, can't you see what is right before your eyes!"

And we Serfs ignore the rant of the Birther and continue to fawn over the Emperor's splendid royal attire (that we pretend to see) as he passes by.

Not since Kim Jung Il's funeral and the over-the-top screams of utter bereavement have I heard such fake praise for such a fake leader made by an equally fake people.

Here's an idea... let's all stand with Sheriff Joe and shout "The Emperor has no cloths!"

Tea Party Patriot, Where Liberty Dwells 31 Comments [4/13/2012 2:27:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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#1394463
Whitleylad

Dinky wink? Is that one of the Teletubbies?

4/20/2012 9:03:15 AM

#1394533


I don't think I'm a serf. Most serfs were illiterate. This Tea Party "Patriot" might be one, though.

4/20/2012 11:04:14 AM

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Agahnim

You're full of santorum.

4/22/2012 1:15:23 PM

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Ludd

Did Hans Christian Anderson ever write a story about paranoid, racist people who see conspiracies in everything that doesn't match their ridiculous, uneducated world view? No? Hmm, too bad. I totally could have burned this guy.

4/25/2012 10:56:44 AM

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NonProphet

@Ludd:
No, but Dr. Seuss did.

4/25/2012 6:43:28 PM

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Dinky-wink? Talk about repressed development.

5/1/2012 5:50:48 AM
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