S Jackson has to play the stereotypical "angry black man" in damn near every movie he's payed MILLIONS OF DOLLARS (hear that Liberals, a Rich Black man!) to be in, and then he feels "victimized" when blacks are "stereotyped" as "angry". Typical Hollywired Liberal asshole.
I'm finally to the point where I'm ready to earn what Liberals want to make me.
I'm white, so I'm a racist, and because of that liberal belief, I've become what they said I was. I despise Barak Obama, and Samuel Jackhole, and Jessie Jackass, and Charlie Rump-Wrangler, and Louie Farrykan, and The THANKFULLY ROTTING CORPSE of Michael Jackson, and Al Race Pimp Daddy Sharpton, and all the rest of their darker kindred, FIRST AND FOREMOST, for the color of their skin.
I'm SICK of being called a "Racist" because their skin color is different than mine, therefore, I hate their f**king skin color!
If I could, i would eat white crayons for the rest of my life just so I don't have to have anything brown in my house. I would shit white turds, drink only white milk, eat only white bread, replace all wood in my house with metal or hard plastic, cover my yard with a concrete slab so no dirt shows. Switch from Budweiser to Heineken just so I can have green beer bottles instead of brown!
You want it, Liberal assholes, you got it. I'm the Racist you've always dreamed I would be. I hate you all, f**k off and die, preferably at MY hands you n**ger loving, fag sucking assholes!
Gonzo, Where Liberty Dwells 38 Comments
[4/4/2012 3:34:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 39
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
Maybe, if you hate him so much, you should say these things to Samuel L. 'Ex-Black Panther' Jackson yourself.
4/6/2012 6:12:58 AM
Fuck. Is EVERYTHING the liberal's fault now? Seriously, "the liberals made me racist!" is the sheer pinnacle of dumbassery.
4/6/2012 4:07:09 PM
4/6/2012 11:12:25 PM
He certainly lives up to his name....
....Then again, that would be an insult to that loveable muppet.
"Compared to that other 'Gonzo' guy, I'm normal & sane."
Nope, by "Gonzo" one should look to a different meaning...like "deranged psychopath".
4/7/2012 8:19:11 AM
Raised by Horses
Cry some moa.. oh, you already are. Carry on, then. It's not like you could argue your way out of a paper bag, so all you're left with is ranting and moaning like you're desperate to be the next Glenn Beck.
4/9/2012 5:27:11 AM
For those who worry about such things, Camilla, Gonzo's SO, is a white chick-en.
4/9/2012 2:33:10 PM
meds are your friend
btw, shit would still be brown if you ate white crayons, my two year old figured that out
4/9/2012 11:00:26 PM
You'd...shit white turds?
Hey, something would be seriously wrong with your digestive system-possibly cancer, but go right ahead!
4/10/2012 12:49:46 AM
4/10/2012 10:04:21 PM
You go ahead and get on that white-crayon diet.
Your shit won't be white. The first few will be normal brown, and then the next bunch... just won't happen. You'll develop a bowel obstruction and become very ill, until something ruptures- ironically, you'll be literally spewing as much shit and bile internallly as you figuratively do externally.
4/11/2012 8:50:42 PM
You're being called a racist because you hate them solely based on the color of their skin. You even admit to it. Now, please do us a favor, take your own advice, and fuck off and die, preferably in a fire. The world could definitely stand to lose a few bigots.
4/22/2012 7:24:15 PM
"I hate you all, f**k off and die, preferably at MY hands you n**ger loving, fag sucking assholes!"
4/22/2012 7:39:40 PM
"....you n**ger loving, fag sucking assholes!"
A tush that smokes?
4/25/2012 3:09:09 PM