"ATHEISTS believe in totemism, animism or whatever else"
Sir Billy Butlin, founder of the cultural* phenomenon of the British holiday camp Butlins, was a devout C-of-E Christian (even having Anglican & Catholic chapels in his camps). In said camps, there was the 'Beachcomber Bar', with a tropical isle/Pacific/Polynesian theme to such. Including 'Tiki'-related imagery, as per these postcards from the Butlins at Filey (which my family went to every year, from 1969-1982):
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Your call.
*- In more ways than one. Two words: The Beatles.
'I can trace my family tree all the way back to Abel's wife in the Old Testament, so I can tell you right now that I'm not descended from any "Paleolithic" or "Neolithic" ape.'
@Justanotheratheist
"Uh-huh. And I can trace my family tree all the way back to a fish that one day walked out of the sea and turned into a hippopotamus.
Really, I can. Well, it's just as likely as your bullshit story."
'Bullshit' hits the nail right on the head (emphasis added):
'But perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists actually call her "Eve", and every man shares a single male ancestor called "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.'
-Stephen Fry, "QI"
Certainly explains why fundies are so retarded. 'tracing your family tree all the way back to Abel's wife' eh, LA(c)K(a)WISH? One word: Inbreeding.