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If there were no God, there would be no atheists. You're doing a good job proving God does exists. The more nonsense you post the stronger my faith is in God!

Superman, Amazon Religion Forum 44 Comments [2/16/2012 5:25:01 AM]
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#1375511
aaa

Do you by any chance happen to be a relative of Supersport?

2/16/2012 10:58:46 AM

#1375512
Osiris

Hey do you believe in the existence of the Egyptian pantheon? No? Well then according to your logic they also exist.

The reality of the argument is, if there was no religion there would be no atheists. After all the concept of atheism would be meaningless without theism for it to rebel against. Fortuently for atheists, that's the kind of world we want. I want a world were atheism is a meaningless word, because that would be a world without religion.

2/16/2012 11:00:37 AM

#1375539
pete

There are no gods. I'm an atheist. "Superman" is a moron.

2/16/2012 11:56:49 AM

#1375572
SomeoneYouKnow

If there were no Invisible Pink Unicorns, there would be no horses.

2/16/2012 12:59:18 PM

#1375573
Pule Thamex

Cool! Soon you'll believe in God so strongly that you'll probably implode through sheer religious insanity, much to the amusement of atheist onlookers. Go for it buddy!

2/16/2012 1:02:08 PM

#1375579


The more nonsense you post the less likely I am to consider ever becoming religious again.

2/16/2012 1:12:56 PM

#1375643
Sasha

If there were no God, there would be nothing BUT atheists.

For Buddha's sake, I don't care what your religious faith is, but don't commit such atrocious crimes of logic. It's painful to read such trash; I only wish it was painful to think it.

2/16/2012 4:52:55 PM

#1375664
Darwin

"And in other news, a new definition for the phrase 'staggeringly fucking stupid' has been discovered on the Amazon Religion forum, film at 11."

2/16/2012 6:21:25 PM

#1375679
Karana

By your logic all gods must exist because there is always someone who doesn't believe in them.

Way to go moron.

2/16/2012 7:42:28 PM

#1375707
moose

I am proving that gawd exist because I am an atheist. Well well well.....so I am probably "bringing more people to christ" than you are. Funny the silly assed repercussions of your tilted logic.

2/16/2012 9:49:34 PM

#1375722
Justanotheratheist

If I had ten cents for every time we've had a version of this idiotic statement I could buy a a Ferrari.

And one for my wife.

2/17/2012 12:19:06 AM

#1375736
Xotan

Absurd!

2/17/2012 4:12:33 AM

#1375763
theman

How do you manage to breathe?

2/17/2012 6:20:16 AM

#1375811


if there were a god he'd suggest you better arguments.

2/17/2012 9:03:10 AM

#1375917
Seeker Lancer

Well shit! Color me convinced! Oh wait, no I'm not.

2/17/2012 2:48:11 PM

#1376314
Adrian


2/19/2012 3:49:43 AM

#1376472
TheJebusFire

I guess that means Santa, the Easter Bunny, Superman, and the Great Pumpkin all exist too, right?

2/19/2012 1:59:52 PM

#1394190
Saringuy

if there were no retards believing in fairytales, then the label 'atheist' would not be necessary. however, opposition to a claim does not make a claim true.

you're retarded.

4/20/2012 2:39:08 AM

#1467705
UHM


11/10/2012 5:33:37 PM
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