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#1376144
Filin De Blanc
Also, as a straight man, I like having lesbian friends; it means I have female friends I can talk about girls with.
The world would be a poorer place without lesbians.
2/18/2012 10:29:33 AM
#1376152
D Laurier
"Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it?" Nope.
2/18/2012 10:54:24 AM
#1376162
Lotus-Thing
Oh shut up Bryan. I'm a little jealous of Ellen's missus too, but I'm not an ass about it.
2/18/2012 11:32:59 AM
#1376169
Anon-e-moose
"Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it?"
@rebel
"Sure, have a tall person promoting goods, next thing you know people will be experimenting with tallness! Arghhhh!"
Or a fat one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LufWA-KvRE
Will Britain's people be just a bit more likely to experiment with
seahorses now that Unilever is mainstreaming it in their products? To any objective observer, the answer is
PG Tips Tea,
Johnny Vegas and
a knitted simian. [/surreal]
MONKEY! X3
2/18/2012 11:44:38 AM
#1376170
farpadokly
How is it "mainstreaming lesbianism" just because the person who's in their adverts, who is already well known, happens to be a lesbian? If they're a girl, and they fancy girls, then they fancy girls. If they fancy guys, they fancy guys. That's all there is to it.
And what the fuck is the connection between lesbianism and breast cancer? Where the hell did that come from? And if they've got more depression and suicidal ideation maybe that's because people like you insist on making them feel like there's something wrong with them. Another self-fulfilling prophecy, from the experts.
2/18/2012 11:46:15 AM
#1376173
Renon
And where, praytell, does the so-called 'research' come from? Because it's findings seem to be completely backwards from the vast majority of actual medical findings.
2/18/2012 11:56:18 AM
#1376175
Jezebel's Evil Sister
To slip further down the slippery slope ...
Will America's young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with becoming a talk show host or even, gasp!, a product spokesperson?
No. Not really.
2/18/2012 11:58:45 AM
#1376185
Punch
JC Penny is turning our children into lesbians!! I knew that a long time a go when I saw those polyester pantsuits they sell.
2/18/2012 12:24:53 PM
#1376196
The Dude Abides
As soon as I saw that he was speaking on behalf of "any objective observer" I knew a great steaming heap of totally non-objective fundie mouth-crap would follow.
2/18/2012 12:40:14 PM
#1376206
Old Viking
People like Fischer are always privy to "research" that no one else has ever heard of.
2/18/2012 1:34:25 PM
#1376218
checkmate
Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women.
Please name your sources. I want to see those studies.
Let me guess: you did an opinion poll in your church?
2/18/2012 2:03:05 PM
#1376220
Osiris
People might be stupid, but they aren't that stupid.
2/18/2012 2:04:49 PM
#1376239
Meishayuri
Why yes, vagina should be a new ice cream flavor.
2/18/2012 4:21:26 PM
#1376244
Weasel Dan
The kind of women that merely "experiment" with lesbianism (rather than those who discover, accept, and embrace part of their sexual identity) are the kind that'll do anything to get a man's attention. "Incresing, if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior" is anything but tragic, and it makes me sad that this guy's faulty logic has no basis in reality and there is in fact not a rise in the chance that sloppy girl-on-girl makeouts will happen in front of me.
2/18/2012 4:47:47 PM
#1376249
Mayhem
Odin's eye, I hope so. Girl on girl is HOT!
2/18/2012 5:27:44 PM
#1376258
Sasha
Vaginal diseases? Lesbians have the lowest rate of AIDS of any group.
Speaking as a bisexual woman, JCPenney has absolutely no influence on my sexual interests or behavior. Neither does Sears or Lord & Taylor or Walmart. It's simply not an issue for anyone who is free of homophobia.
And yes, I do think Ellen is cute, but her partner is cuter.
2/18/2012 6:48:19 PM
#1376265
A
Last I read, didn't lesbians have a lower rate of STDs than other gender and sexual identities? And conservatives may as well claim that sex causes breast cancer, since they're convinced any use of a vagina for any reason other than birth causes breast cancer.
As for depression and suicidal thoughts, that's possible, but it has a lot less to do with who they're fucking and a lot more to do with bigoted assholes like this.
2/18/2012 7:36:42 PM
#1376267
truthinScience
Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it?
We can only hope!
2/18/2012 8:00:01 PM
#1376280
Fpqxz
The only explanation I can think of for such a statement is that Bryan Fischer is an IRL troll.
2/18/2012 11:18:56 PM
#1376304
Random Guy
Attaching "Research has indicated" to your unsupported statements doesn't magically make them legitimate.
2/19/2012 2:28:23 AM
#1376312
Gugu
Step #1: acquire propaganda truck
Step #2: park in front of Bryan Fischer's home
Step #3: blast Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl nonstop at max volume for a few weeks
Step #4: ????
Step #5: PROFIT!!
And by profit I mean see Bryan's brain asplode
2/19/2012 3:19:04 AM
#1376367
tranz2deep
Bryan:
I am going to be far, far more respectdful than a little shit like you deserves, so pay attention.
Primus; The brains of blacks continued to be the same size as those of white men despite the bullshit Army studies undertaken to try to disqualify them from becoming combat airmen.
Secundus: every single "study" predisposed to fail some class, racial group, orientation, or nationality has wound up being condemned by impartial oversight, and rightly so.
In short, you're just trying what has failed to work unto the eighth generation.
Godd, the respect is over.
...CITATION FUCKING NEEDED, YOU LYING ASSWIPE!!!
2/19/2012 8:12:48 AM
#1376370
tranz2deep
Umm, Bryan?
Just another note; It's fucking guys that can give a girl CERVICAL cancer unless she's been immunized, an immunization that Christian groups want to forbid girls as they honestly believe Jason Voorhees' "sex is death" targeting preference will somehow make teens stop fucking.
Even if that myth were true, you'd WANT girls to have the immunization so they wouldn't fear screwing men, not that that has anything to do with lesbianism either.
2/19/2012 8:21:36 AM
#1376371
LAchlan
Research has indicated that Bryan Fischer talks out of his butt.
2/19/2012 8:28:17 AM
#1376387
Even if statistics say that lesbians are the healthiest group of all?. Whatever.
2/19/2012 9:21:00 AM
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