I am having a very hard time at work trying to take orders for systems in march etc. I have had a very personal confirmation on this matter that God through the spirit led me not to share I am now feeling ok as we get closer! My wife does not want to hear any news about Israel the mideast the euro etc. Well coming home last Saturday she was in a instant split second car accident! God showed me in my head why! I told her at the time it was a warming but God kept everyone safe! There were things like well if I did not stop here or this etc! Well in a nutshell the guy who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign(sudden destruction like a thief) was from Chicago (mmm who else came from there)? Had only been in town a week! (one week) was 27 years old and the accident cost the last two numbers were 28! Sudden destruction brought on by someone from Chicago 27/28! The thing is my wife said to me he's from Chicago he's 27 and only been here a week! That's a very personal confirmation for me!
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WTF are you mumbling about?
Guess what, God told me that, because of your undying faith, he's decided to spare the world until some future date.
So YOU, all by yourself, have saved us from God's wrath. Go ahead, take a bow.
So...the wife failed to pay attention at a stop sign, something about Chicago and 27/28, and one week, and...sorry, I have no idea where this is going.
So your wife zoned out while driving, ran a stop sign and caused an accident, but God protected everyone? I suspect that the fact everyone was kept safe had more to do with teams of auto designers than God's intervention. Wouldn't it have been easier all around if God had made sure your wife was paying attention while driving? I see enough cars with religious symbols driven by people who obviously believe they don't need to pay attention because God is protecting them.
Well in a nutshell the guy who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign(sudden destruction like a thief) was from Chicago (mmm who else came from there)?
Ooh, let me guess! He was from Chicago, crashed into your wife's car, was like a thief, doesn't pay attention to traffic signs and there's signs of divinity.
Your wife must have been rammed by the Blues Brothers while on a mission from god!
Ignore the numerology mumbo-jumbo, he was right! All the Saved got Raptured this weekend.
Only the haters, the hypocrites, the liars and the intellectually dishonest were left behind.
Dude, a Nervous breakdown is not a laughing matter. Take a week off and talk to someone...And I do not mean imaginary sky-daddy.Oh, and send your poor wife to some relatives until she is no longer in danger.
I'm 42, have lived here four years (four years), I carried two mattresses yesterday (two) and the sun is trying to shine through the clouds. That's a very personal confirmation for me!
If you want to find earth-shattering meaning in mundane, everyday things, you will find it.
@ Brendan Rizzo
His wife didn't die in a car accident. It sounded like the accident was not too severe.
@Watching and Praying
"Sudden destruction brought on by someone from Chicago 27/28!"
How do you extract these numbers and attribute significance to them? How do you know what numbers to look for? What about his license plate? there must have been lots of numbers there.
Not to mention the chassis numbers of the two cars. I bet if you added them together and divided by the first three digits, it wouldn't take many more steps of calculation before you came up with 666.
Wow, the ravings of an absolute lunatic.
The only pertinent information in the whole post is: "...who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign"
So Mrs Raptard fucks up at a junction causing a crash and Mr Raptard not (incorrectly) only blames the other party for the crash but also manages to see it as a clear sign of the Rapture because the guy was 27 and from Chicago. Calling this insane is an insult to insane people.
OK I, uh, what? Sorry you lost me with all that 27/28 stuff.
And who else came from Chicago? The Blues Brothers? There was lots of destruction if police cars in that movie, which was made in 1980. Take the 2 blues brothers, and add the 8 from 80, and you have 28...
Dammit! Now you've got me doing it!
*edit* cdcdrr beat me to the Blues Brothers connection. That must mean it's true.
Wow i bet he feels stupid.Posted 1/29/2012.
PS. Voices telling you why people need to be hurt in your head is not God, it's schizophrenia, seek medical attention.
God sent you a personal confirmation that the Rapture was going to happen on 27 or 28 January 2012 but you're still here?
Man you must be an unrepentant sinner!
Or else an idiot. I pick door number two.
So you think God wanted to warn you about something that was about to happen, and rather than just sending you a letter, He did what exactly?
Forced your wife to ignore a stop sign, magicked up a guy to crash into her (you'd think he'd have been called Obama, or Barack or something, but maybe Chicago was the best He could do), and carefully ensured that the repair bill contained 2 digits that were really important to the message? Really?
And after going to all that trouble, He got it wrong - bummer! That's going to look bad on the omniscience front.
I bet God loves watching 3-2-1. Dusty Bin must be a holy relic.
"John_in_Oz
Ignore the numerology mumbo-jumbo, he was right! All the Saved got Raptured this weekend.
Only the haters, the hypocrites, the liars and the intellectually dishonest were left behind."
*Applause!* :D Good, we're rid of the Saved, the rest we can deal with! *rolls up sleeves*
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