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#1365423
Kulgur
"it's quite the joke and I'm sure many are taking it seriously."
Someone order a couple dozen irony meters, right away, because I'm pretty sure this thread is going to be full of broken ones.
1/12/2012 8:18:15 AM
#1365424
D Laurier
Oh, more Mayan Calendar nonsense.
Rei. The calendar resets. Just like yours does every year on january 1st... Only theirs resets every several thousand years.
The world does not end every december 31st at 11:59 PM.
The world is not going to end in 2012.
But please do leave. Your death cult has irritated decent folks for over a century with constant ravings about how the world in going to end "any day now". Your delusions are making you waste your lives.
*edit* I took a peek. These people are frothing at the mouth.
1/12/2012 8:20:26 AM
#1365430
Atheissimo
Oh yeah! Wouldn't it be great if all those poor innocent people, like the ones who killed themselves with box cutters last time the 'rapture' was supposed to happen, thought they were going to die. Then they got really relieved because there was peace, but then it was just Satan all along and they got horribly murdered in the apocalypse anyway? Wouldn't that just be awesome? *fap, fap, fap, fap*
Do you nutters even listen to yourselves?
1/12/2012 8:28:09 AM
#1365433
Arctic Knight
Dear world,
Stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar stops there because we were invaded by some Spanish d-bags and we got a little busy. Okay?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
1/12/2012 8:41:09 AM
#1365437
checkmate
I've always thought this would be PERFECT timing for the rapture
Yup, Rei has understood God's mindframe perfectly. The so-called rapture is all fun and games. God loves to fool people and play hide-and-go-seek with the end of the world.
You thought it was the Mayan calendar? April Fools! It's me, God, and it's the end of the world, Na-na-na-na-na. So there! Made ya look!
It's rapture time! Get your party hats and your Anti-Christ costumes! Deception! Die!!
Weeee, what fun!
1/12/2012 8:49:39 AM
#1365438
Noneofyourbusiness
You live in a science fiction TV show.
1/12/2012 8:54:06 AM
#1365443
Bollox
Every fucking day since 33CE has been the PERFECT timing for the apocalypse (not the Rapture, cos nobody heard of that shit before about 150 years ago), but somehow, it never is. Colour me bored, already.
1/12/2012 9:02:12 AM
#1365453
myheadhurts
meanwhile back to reality... and sanity
1/12/2012 9:12:24 AM
#1365454
Doubting Thomas
And when 2013 comes around, you'll be saying that the whole "2012 end of the world" stuff was contrived by the devil/antichrist/evil atheists/whoever to make your rapture & end of the world fantasy look ridiculous.
1/12/2012 9:14:38 AM
#1365463
Thinking Allowed
If the anti-christ is supposed to bring about peace, how is that a bad thing?
1/12/2012 9:25:49 AM
#1365476
Philbert McAdamia
I'm just going to be honest here...
Ha! Bet me, Gambler.
... the whole 'end of the world' scenario, it's quite the joke and I'm sure many are taking it seriously.
This should be good...and not ironic at all.
... the great deception.
Being honest.
... people rang their hands
Rang? I'd like to ring your neck, like those African ladies. What about the Nashing of teeth, and Studebakering their feet?
... the AntiChrist steps in and takes the reigns and spreads great peace.
Peace is of teh Debbil. How are we going to bomb those brown people that are holding our oil, with peace?
...and you have a GREAT deception indeed.
Indeed.
... the AntiChrist... who originally seeded humanity on planet Earth.
Whoa! I thought Gawd made us. From mud. And we were all good.
... the theory of directed panspermia ...
OK, this is a new one on me.
1/12/2012 9:46:29 AM
#1365477
Philbert McAdamia
I'm just going to be honest here...
Ha! Bet me, Gambler.
... the whole 'end of the world' scenario, it's quite the joke and I'm sure many are taking it seriously.
This should be good...and not ironic at all.
... the great deception.
Being honest.
... people rang their hands
Rang? I'd like to ring your neck, like those African ladies. What about the Nashing of teeth, and Studebakering their feet?
... the AntiChrist steps in and takes the reigns and spreads great peace.
Peace is of teh Debbil. How are we going to bomb those brown people that are holding our oil, with peace?
...and you have a GREAT deception indeed.
Indeed.
... the AntiChrist... who originally seeded humanity on planet Earth.
Whoa! I thought Gawd made us. From mud. And we were all good.
1/12/2012 9:50:44 AM
#1365479
dionysus
I've always thought this would be PERFECT timing for the rapture and chaos to be unleashed, because everyone and everything is already so set for the great deception.
You WANT people to be deceived out of a trip to heaven and tricked into going through the tribulation? Why should they suffer for being tricked? Is this that Christian "Love" I keep hearing about?
1/12/2012 9:53:30 AM
#1365492
Berny
It is a joke and anyone taking it seriously is a gullible moron, including you delusional halfwits on Raptard Ready.
1/12/2012 10:22:44 AM
#1365497
Big Jilm
Demons, aliens, and Mayans -oh MY!!!!!!!!
You forgot about the zombie robot werewolf ninja pirates.
1/12/2012 10:29:33 AM
#1365500
Prager
There are a whole load of rapturites that are going to be seriously pissed on 1 January 2013.
1/12/2012 10:33:14 AM
#1365502
werewolf
I would really like to hear the downside to world peace, the continued evolution (and survival) of humanity, and finding out that there is intelligent life out there in the universe.
1/12/2012 10:36:39 AM
#1365511
Brain_In_A_Jar
It continues to baffle me that people believe the end of the world as predicted by the Mayans is yet to come when the world of the Mayans itself could pretty much be said to have already ended about three centuries ago.
1/12/2012 11:37:47 AM
#1365513
Reynardine
Meds, please.
1/12/2012 12:03:12 PM
#1365520
As Professor Brian Cox so eloquantly puts it, people who believe in the 2012 nonsense are, in his exact words, "nobbers".
You know you're doing it wrong when expert physicists call you a nobber.
1/12/2012 12:20:36 PM
#1365525
Papabear
Damn that anti-christ for spreading peace.
1/12/2012 12:32:35 PM
#1365539
DinosaurRidinJeebus
So basically..."the idea that the world will end in 2012 is stupid but here I go talking about all this stuff that I can's support by evidence."
I agree that 2012 is stupid, however, I think you should keep your fucking mouth shut since you people believe in an invisible sky daddy.
1/12/2012 1:37:16 PM
#1365550
DarkfireTaimatsu
I'm sure a lot of people took Y2K seriously, too, and look what happened there.
1/12/2012 2:10:40 PM
#1365551
Old Viking
How perfect would it be if we left ...
Pretty damned perfect.
1/12/2012 2:11:12 PM
#1365557
"With the theory of directed panspermia on the rise..."
On the rise where? Show us documentation.
1/12/2012 2:24:25 PM
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