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#1361766
Onelife
What ISN'T a Satanic conspiracy to these people?
12/30/2011 5:00:05 AM
#1361773
Matante
No, Timmy, your absence of empathy toward animals is NOT a sign of virtue. Whether you eat meat or not, if you are totally unmoved by whether animals are treated decently or not, what you could call your soul is broken.
12/30/2011 5:09:42 AM
#1361776
checkmate
As a hard working, self-employed member of the free market system, I'm often envious of the issues these people find the time to get so riled up about.
Nothing better to do?
This is what happens when the religiously zealous are at leisure. We should remind them of the puritan work ethic. That would help keep their minds on the important things in life.
12/30/2011 5:11:35 AM
#1361779
Nerikull
The sheer stupidity of this rant just...hurts.
12/30/2011 5:15:20 AM
#1361785
Jesus Klingon
"You may want to dismiss it as looniness"
And I'm going to.
12/30/2011 5:23:42 AM
#1361803
The Jamo
Shut the fuck up and eat the fucking tofu!!! I'm not going to tell you again.
12/30/2011 5:50:06 AM
#1361832
Doubting Thomas
I think vegans are kind of nutty, but this is just plain insane. It must really be nice to be able to make the claim that anyone you don't agree with is part of a Satanic conspiracy sending people to hell.
12/30/2011 6:33:12 AM
#1361833
Dynamic Dragon
Dude, I've got no problem with eating meat, but I care about how the animals in question are treated. Besides, aren't there more important things for you to complain about? Please, stop wangsting about this non-issue
12/30/2011 6:34:57 AM
#1361836
Robespierre
What's so great about God's order?
No, really. Tell me.
And I DO eat meat.
12/30/2011 6:35:34 AM
#1361838
Reynardine
More fundies abusing animals to prove that they're God. I'd like to see this guy's face when he stands before God and finds that She's a cat.
12/30/2011 6:39:25 AM
#1361840
dionysus
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any heaven! How can you have any heaven if you don't eat yer meat?!"
"You! Yes! You, by the tofu! Stand still, laddie!"
12/30/2011 6:44:37 AM
#1361845
D Laurier
Vegan chicks are generaly cute and freindly.
They also swallow.
12/30/2011 7:10:01 AM
#1361846
TGRwulf
Yes because someone having strong convictions and not wanting to harm animals clearly makes them Satanic. Seriously, according to you guys, Satan is more loving than Gawd.
12/30/2011 7:13:32 AM
#1361848
Canadiest
Not all Vegans are animal rights advocates. Hell, half them eat fish, eggs or even bird meat and shouldnt call themselves Vegetarians but such is the bastardization of the language today.
But this fundie hate-on for Animal Rights Activists is full bullshit even. It's another right-wing wedge to create conflict and to connect "Liberal" with "fanaticism". To make it appear there's huge conspiracy to attack that good old-fashioned, salt of the Earth Christian America.
Like there aren't Christian Vegans.
12/30/2011 7:19:58 AM
#1361849
Swede
Believing that you ought to treat other animals with kindness and respect does not mean claim of personhood and legal standing.
Btw, make up your mind, either Adam alone or Adam and Eve. Either God has a male physique or God has both a male and a female physique. It's not just sexual organs, it's the back of the cranium, the hip-bone, and many other things that differ between men and women.
12/30/2011 7:30:22 AM
#1361851
Deep Search
Well, that's new. Pretty sure vegans don't eat meat or use animal products because they don't want to kill animals. Or they just don't like what modern society does to animals.
Sometimes people abstain from animal products for spiritual reasons, but... Nah, I'm sure that's Satan's work according to fundies.
12/30/2011 7:33:04 AM
#1361852
Huh
@Canadiest:
How the Hell can someone be a Vegan and eat meat, when Vegan is someone who uses NO PRODUCT of animal origin (which include things like milk, egg, wool, honey...)?
12/30/2011 7:33:22 AM
#1361853
Trying to be nice is being evil? Then nuts to being whatever your definition of good is.
12/30/2011 7:34:53 AM
#1361854
Noneofyourbusiness
Does anyone else hear the Twilight Zone theme music?
12/30/2011 7:38:23 AM
#1361856
John
Wasn't Adam a vegan until after the Fall? In the Bible, God tells Adam "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."
So according the the Bible, vegan-ism isn't the result of a Satanic conspiracy - meat-eating is!
12/30/2011 7:42:24 AM
#1361858
"Veganism is a Satanic conspiracy against God's Creation Order."
Yes, yes. Just like everything else is a "Satanic conspiracy."
"God created adam alone--both Adam and Eve--in His Own Image."
Ah, I see. So he created only Adam in his image but he also created both Adam and Eve in his image.
Please try to make sense next time.
"He did not create animals in His Image."
Humans are not rocks. Humans are not plant. Humans are not fungi.
There's not a lot left but animals.
"Thus those whose morality has descended to Veganism and the claim of personhood and legal standing for animals are rebels against Almighty God."
God doesn't seem to mind very much.
"They are false prophets calling souls to Hell"
Then why haven't you stoned them to death? Your god commands it, after all.
12/30/2011 7:54:59 AM
#1361867
hah
The Bible contains several laws protecting the welfare of animals.
12/30/2011 8:18:46 AM
#1361869
John-in-Oz
Jesus approves of Veganism, speaking in his official capacity as the lamb of God.
12/30/2011 8:38:51 AM
#1361871
John-in-Oz
What's that, Lassie? Timmy's down a well? Sorry I can't do anything about it, but paying any attention to you would be rebelling against God's creation order.
12/30/2011 8:44:13 AM
#1361872
awitch
God hates vegetables
12/30/2011 8:49:50 AM
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