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[Concerning a photo of a sailor who shared the homecoming kiss with her girlfriend.]

My first reaction at the obviously orchestrated commie gay-pride display was anger but it was quickly tempered, as THEY KNEW IT WOULD BE, by the two atypical participants of hot lesbo action. It is the psychology of a standard issue degenerate and visually-stimulated American male which I am.

The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing.

Hail the Amberlamps!, Moonbattery 76 Comments [12/27/2011 4:22:12 AM]
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#1361209
TheJebusFire

It makes my winky hard. Ergo, it must be evil!

12/27/2011 11:19:14 PM

#1361221
louislois

The name alone screams troll.

12/28/2011 12:49:51 AM

#1361232
solomongrundy

...participants of hot lesbo action.

But to quote just about everyone on the Ab Fab Xmas special, was there any fiddly-diddly in the showers? Yo my wifey noooow...

12/28/2011 2:22:59 AM

#1361245
The Jamo

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

12/28/2011 4:25:16 AM

#1361316
e-foster

I'm curious though, what precisely makes it "commie"

12/28/2011 8:20:29 AM

#1361336
Sasha

I imagine any woman, gay or straight or in-between, would rather kiss a dog than shake hands with Amberlamps. Buddha knows I would.

12/28/2011 9:24:26 AM

#1361350
farpadokly

Anger followed by arousal. Why not just ditch the anger and have the arousal?

12/28/2011 10:04:28 AM

#1361356
Bollox

Ah, hypocrisy, doncha just love it?

Anyway, I went and looked at the picture in question, and while the two ladies are pleasant enough to look at, if that pic gave Amberlamps a boner he's ... kind of weird, if you ask me.

12/28/2011 10:19:41 AM

#1361365
SaneTeenageNerd

So... this guy thinks it's the fault of the lesbians when he can't stop gawking at them? Yeah, fuck this entitled, victim-blaming douchebag.

12/28/2011 11:07:42 AM

#1361386
Apatheist

I do have to admit, they did choose a rather attractive couple of women. The pervy part of me did just say, "Hot." at the sight.

12/28/2011 11:57:58 AM

#1361401
Bleh

So because you got a boner over two women kissing it was obviously a scene staged by "the enemy". Riiiight.

12/28/2011 1:09:06 PM

#1361414
Berry Caluroso

I can Poe. This guy sounds like someone imitating Steven Colbert.

12/28/2011 1:44:08 PM

#1361657
\m/>_<\m/

i saw the photo and read the article. my thoughts are: sweet parallel showing the evolution of the minds. now on to trolling just to stay as classy as heil the amberloony:

[navy]+[homosexuality]= obvious stereotypical joke

if someone needs me, i'm gonna go hide from the flames thataway ->


(oh, by the way, pacifism FTW)

12/29/2011 12:26:05 PM

#1361943
closet atheist

It's actually ironic that this douche approves of the photo of the sailor and the nurse from WWII, even though the sailor didn't even know the woman and grabbed her, as a stranger, kissed her, and groped her bottom. I think a kiss between two people in a committed relationship is more respectful than that, no matter what gender.

12/30/2011 3:09:53 PM

#1361955


It's just to people of the same gender kissing. If you don't like it, you don't have to look at it. Just mind your own business.

12/30/2011 4:11:00 PM

#1361959
Indikins

God forbid they might actually be IN LOVE! (Oh, right, he already does.)

...I think it says something about humanity when a loving, consensual homosexual kiss is considered less wholesome than a heterosexual surprise!facemash and grope.

12/30/2011 5:29:14 PM

#1361988
JSS

Heh heh heh *gasp* DAH! LESBIANS! You've... TURNED me ON! How did you know that was my one and only weakness!

12/30/2011 8:45:56 PM

#1363230
The Duelist

"The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing."

And yet, what did you say right before referring to them as the "enemy"?

"...hot lesbo action."

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!

A Freudian slip of biblical proportions.

1/4/2012 11:22:09 AM

#1364931
atrasicarius


1/9/2012 10:07:53 PM

#1365654


Her bravery at not only sacrificing a whole heck of a lot to serve in the armed forces, and to be out and proud when there are bigots like you out there is frankly inspiring.

1/13/2012 12:17:16 AM

#1365656
Justanotheratheist

"Hot lesbo action..."

Either a troll, or a hypocrite of epic proportions. Now please explain what Communism has to do with anything...?

1/13/2012 1:14:51 AM

#1365661
rubber chicken

@justanotheratheist


If you read every fourth word in The Communist Manifesto by Marx and Engels it is actually a really hot Sapphic story.

1/13/2012 2:34:38 AM

#1366853
Eniliad

Yes, the gay community is conspiring to give you a boner so you won't be mad at the homos.

1/17/2012 6:47:52 AM

#1367235


She won by lottery, random chance.

So if this is a conspiracy by anyone, it's by your now suddenly slightly cooler God.

Suck it.

1/18/2012 11:06:06 AM

#1367247
whatever

"The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing."

Then Japan is still your No.1 enemy! They just swapped Mitsubishi Zeros for teenage babes, and brought the proud righteous men of America to a shuddering halt...

1/18/2012 12:13:57 PM
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