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Promoting the November 11 The Call: Detroit to a church group this week, Lou Engle gave them an ominous warning: if the city of Detroit doesn’t sustain the message of The Call, then prepare for a demonic invasion. “If we actually have The Call and you don’t sustain prayer ongoing you open a vacuum for demons seven times worse to come in,” Engle said, “if black and white can’t move together in prayer and sustain it, forget it let’s not even go there, you get demons seven times worse.” Engle and other New Apostolic Reformation figures have been trying to use the language of racial reconciliation in order to bring African Americans into the Religious Right and break the supposed demonic curse over African Americans. But Engle claims that if you don’t listen to him you need to prepare for hell to literally break loose.



Lou Engle, Right Wing Watch 54 Comments [11/5/2011 8:55:19 AM]
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#1346600


bitch be trippin

11/5/2011 5:43:47 PM
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SpukiKitty

Demons in Detroit, isn't that redundant? The city has certainly seen better days, to put it lightly.

Praying for your city is nice but mundane physical measures still need to be done. The people of Detroit need to work together & bring new life to the city.

This African American curse thing is ridiculous! Blame sociological factors, not sulfurous goblins, for African-American dysfunction...which not all black people & communities have, by the way.

11/5/2011 6:12:00 PM
#1346610
Philbert McAdamia

>> Engle and other New Apostolic Reformation figures have been trying to use the language of racial reconciliation in order to bring African Americans into the Religious Right and <<

Vote republican.

11/5/2011 6:16:40 PM
#1346616
Raised by Horses




11/5/2011 6:52:13 PM
#1346623
checkmate

break the supposed demonic curse over African Americans.

Now I may be jumping to conclusions, but I think I can assume that this demonic curse thingy is their way of saying that uppity underpriviledged have-nots are cursed and not being crapped on by the haves, not to mention the blatant "nigger hating" implications.

Now, what excuse do they have for these fine examples of white superiority?






11/5/2011 7:06:06 PM
#1346624
Jesus Klingon

Demonic invasion? I got my +5 Holy Avenger polished and ready. Bring it, motherfuckers.

11/5/2011 7:07:42 PM
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Horsefeathers

"Promoting the November 11 The Call: Detroit to a church group this week, Lou Engle gave them an ominous warning: if the city of Detroit doesn’t sustain the message of The Call, then prepare for a demonic invasion."

Don't worry. It's Detroit. Even demons know enough to stay out.

"If we actually have The Call and you don't sustain prayer ongoing you open a vacuum for demons seven times worse to come in,” Engle said, 'if black and white can’t move together in prayer and sustain it, forget it let's not even go there, you get demons seven times worse.'

Yeah, sure. Demons. Right. Gotcha.

Don't you have a street corner you should be preaching from? Or a lamp post you should be witnessing to?

"Engle and other New Apostolic Reformation figures have been trying to use the language of racial reconciliation in order to bring African Americans into the Religious Right and break the supposed demonic curse over African Americans."

Yeah, I'm sure that'll be successful. The Religious Right are well known for being open, welcoming people. Particularly to minorities.

"But Engle claims that if you don’t listen to him you need to prepare for hell to literally break loose."

Once again, it's Detroit. Hell literally breaking loose would be an improvement.

11/5/2011 7:44:07 PM
#1346685
PAnz

We already did, the demon was name Kilpatrick

11/5/2011 11:51:46 PM
#1346687
Vince

I'll be too busy with Skyrim to notice.

11/6/2011 12:27:50 AM
#1346700
HazelHolly

O-on NOVEMBER THE ELEVENTH? Wow, you do realise that that's (looks up) Veteran's Day (as you call it in the USA) right? That's really disrespectful to the soldiers who died making sure you had the freedom to pull stunts like this.

I mean, if I heard that someone was trying to do something like this in the UK... well, a friend of mine is a Green Beret. I'd love to see what he thinks of people disrespecting Rememberance Day...

11/6/2011 1:49:27 AM
#1346701
Hakar

Time to grab my chainsaw and double-barreled shotgun.

11/6/2011 1:50:27 AM
#1346704
Bollox

Listen, Lou, if the demons can take the Lions to the SuperBowl, I figure the people of Detroit would be down with that.

11/6/2011 2:03:59 AM
#1346803
aaa

I am fairly sure Detroit can deal with that.

11/6/2011 7:46:40 AM
#1346806
Nerikull

PROTIP: The "Paranormal Activity" series was fiction.

Honestly, Lou, if you just take your pills, the demons go away.

Seriously.


11/6/2011 7:50:48 AM
#1346819
\m/>_<\m/

@kulgur: thanks, your geekitude brought me a nerdgasm at the mention of skyrim. in public!

as to the date, it's coincidentally armistice day... the anniversary of the end of world war one. we can't have that

11/6/2011 8:07:48 AM
#1346863
Percy Q. Shunn

Demons seven times worse? Seven times worse than what?

11/6/2011 9:01:03 AM
#1346915
Comrade Potatovich

@\m/>_<\m/
Y'all nerds can take yer sky rimjobs or whatsits and cram it where the sun don' shine.Why I oughtta beat ya for bein' such a wimp nerdfag.

11/6/2011 10:48:01 AM
#1346942
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Don't you worry Robocop will stop them demons.

11/6/2011 11:31:49 AM
#1346994


I think Detroit has bigger problems...

11/6/2011 2:22:59 PM
#1346995
Sanctity of Reason

We don't have demons infesting the city....just Corrupt, Greedy, Narcissistic Douche-nozzles. I can see how you can get them mixed up though....except one unfortunately ACTUALLY exists while the other is a figment of your imagination.

11/6/2011 2:24:35 PM
#1347061


Oh noes, Detroit is being invaded by the GOP.


11/6/2011 7:38:44 PM
#1347071
SpukiKitty

"The Call", wasn't that an 80's band?

@#1347061

I'm SOOOOOOO saving that pic!

11/6/2011 8:07:01 PM
#1347082
WhiteNoise

Well, time to get a DS and load the demon summoning program...

Wait, that was Tokyo, nevermind.

11/6/2011 10:26:46 PM
#1347098
Sylvana

Sounds like someone has been playing Darksiders a little bit too much lately. No, the horsemen will not answer the call.

11/7/2011 12:09:07 AM
#1347108
Doomguy

I got my BFG ready and a magasphere in my sight. Tell those demons to bring it

11/7/2011 1:24:33 AM
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