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Promoting the November 11 The Call: Detroit to a church group this week, Lou Engle gave them an ominous warning: if the city of Detroit doesn’t sustain the message of The Call, then prepare for a demonic invasion. “If we actually have The Call and you don’t sustain prayer ongoing you open a vacuum for demons seven times worse to come in,” Engle said, “if black and white can’t move together in prayer and sustain it, forget it let’s not even go there, you get demons seven times worse.” Engle and other New Apostolic Reformation figures have been trying to use the language of racial reconciliation in order to bring African Americans into the Religious Right and break the supposed demonic curse over African Americans. But Engle claims that if you don’t listen to him you need to prepare for hell to literally break loose.



Lou Engle, Right Wing Watch 54 Comments [11/5/2011 8:55:19 AM]
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#1346395
Kulgur

Demonic invasion, starting November 11th? I think he's getting Oblivion and Skyrim mixed. They're different games, Lou...

Also, not real. At all.

11/5/2011 9:01:26 AM
#1346400


What .. We've. got here is.. Failure to communicate

11/5/2011 9:36:58 AM
#1346407


How fitting. There's an anime con going on in Detroit right now. Youmacon. I am told that 'youma' means demon in japanese.

11/5/2011 9:44:38 AM
#1346408


Strange, I don't pray at all to any god but don't have demons running wild in me.

This is nothing more than good ol' Christian fear-mongering at it's finest!

11/5/2011 9:45:33 AM
#1346410
Dan I.

Hmmm, I sense economic opportunity here. If we can keep the Demons in Detroit we can make it a zoo.

11/5/2011 9:46:30 AM
#1346423


Demonic invasion?, you've seen too much Independence Day.

11/5/2011 9:58:42 AM
#1346443
Doubting Thomas

I had to read this a time to two to make sure they actually meant Detroit, MI, and not some third world country where superstition runs rampant like Uganda where you usually read of something like this happening. Of course, one could make the joke that Detroit is a third world area.

11/5/2011 10:31:50 AM
#1346447
NIthing

Would anyone actually notice a full scale demon invasion in Detroit?

11/5/2011 10:40:31 AM
#1346450
Meishayuri

African American demons. Not racist at all.

11/5/2011 11:02:31 AM
#1346461
Anon-e-moose

PROTIP: The film "District 9" is not a documentary.

Detroit =/= Johannesburg.

11/5/2011 11:24:34 AM
#1346462
nazani14

Who ya gonna call?

I think it's rude of them to hold this event, whatever it is, on Veteran's Day.

11/5/2011 11:25:22 AM
#1346469
werewolf

I'm not sure if Akatosh grants prayers.

11/5/2011 11:33:17 AM
#1346477
Brendan Rizzo

Oh you have got to be kidding me...

11/5/2011 11:47:37 AM
#1346482
Itachirumon

Only demon I see here right now is the fucking stupid shit flapping his gums.

Go take a bath in some blessed sulphuric acid. Clense yourself of the sin of your life.

11/5/2011 11:53:38 AM
#1346483
Papabear

If you gave me money, you need to give me seven times more money or prepare for hell-ish whining to break loose.

11/5/2011 11:56:11 AM
#1346491
Brain_In_A_Jar

If we actually have The Call and you don’t sustain prayer ongoing you open a vacuum for demons seven times worse to come in,

Seven times, huh? Wow, I guess that is serious. I mean, if you'd only said "six times worse," I'd have told you to get lost.

11/5/2011 12:47:42 PM
#1346499
Old Viking

Demonic invasion don't stand no chance in my hood.

11/5/2011 1:02:32 PM
#1346504
Jeff Weskamp

The Insane Clown Posse has been based in Detroit since it was founded back in 1992.

The demons are already there, Lou. :-)

11/5/2011 1:27:41 PM
#1346514
checkmate

The Call

The Call?

Shit, this means I have to go google something again to see what fucking nonsense these crakpots have come up with this time.

Let me guess: Jesus on the line?

demonic curse over African Americans

"Now I'm no racist, but ..."

11/5/2011 1:55:45 PM
#1346518
TheJebusFire

Why would demons want to invade Detroit of all cities?

11/5/2011 2:19:25 PM
#1346521
Meshakhad

Dear Satan,

Bring it on.

Sincerely,

Homo Sapiens

11/5/2011 2:25:14 PM
#1346544
Hamster

I fear no demons for I have a big bag of rocksalt .. oh wait... maybe thats zombies ..hmmm .. I was sure the Zombie Apocolypse was sheduled before the demons ..


11/5/2011 3:53:00 PM
#1346549
The Duelist

LOL, time to break out the shotguns and magic swords.

11/5/2011 4:02:08 PM
#1346559
Headache

Idiot!

Matthew 7:7 and John 14:12-14

11/5/2011 4:17:54 PM
#1346593
Ian1732

So basically, Detroit will become just like DOOM?
That's what I'm interpreting.

11/5/2011 5:21:30 PM
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