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Quote# 8449

Global warming set to hit Europe badly

It isn't just Europe. It is all over the world. The more wicked the world becomes, the hotter it gets.

Jesus Groupie, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [11/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#5495
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Yeah, i guess since the nonbelievers don't believe in hell, why not bring hell to earth to give them a taste of their eternity? That would convince me to convert!

12/1/2005 1:09:58 AM

#5514
Darth Wang

Somehow I don't quite think that's how global warming works....

12/1/2005 2:09:41 AM

#5532
Kimball Khan

We aren't even entirely sure global warming is an unnatural trend. It is possible that the earth has cycles of ice age and a sort of \"tropic age\". I think you are jumping the gun a bit to conclude that it is the end of days.

12/1/2005 3:15:40 AM

#5538
Ens

You know, pollution makes a very good metaphor for sin in this way...maybe we can get the Christian vote if we just point out the connection between Hell and pollution.

12/1/2005 4:31:05 AM

#5650
DoctorX

Well, at least this way we'd get a few republicans to admit that Global Warming *exists*...

12/1/2005 11:24:41 PM

#5707
llDayo

Wonder if he realizes global warming will cool down Europe? Not warm it up.

12/2/2005 1:57:46 PM

#1293996
JSS

I thought global warming was an evil leftist conspiracy, and therefore of no interest to the rapture ready ultra-right.

5/28/2011 6:42:26 PM

#1294000
Blarghonius

Amazing. A Rapture Retard doesn't think global warming is blasphemy. However, the good part stops there, as this specimen used all its brain power on that single statement.

5/28/2011 7:39:53 PM
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