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Quote# 8430

[Responding to someone quoting Deuteronomy 23:1-3]

whoa. what is your deal?

what are you quoting. not the bible

you obviously know nothing about the christian religion.


[After being told that yes, those verses really are in the bible.]

DID you even read what those verses said? they were twisted april.

the hot sauce's little sister, Myspace 14 Comments [11/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#5144
Meatros

NICE.

11/29/2005 4:54:45 PM

#5146
QED

Yes, actually reading the bible is one of the best remedies for Christianity.

11/29/2005 5:22:45 PM

#5148
QED

\"they were twisted april\"

Yes, they ARE twisted. Some of the most twisted stuff I've read is from the bible.

11/29/2005 5:27:40 PM

#5152
Darth Wang

This guy is perhaps the worst debater I've ever seen

11/29/2005 6:08:03 PM

#5174
Gloranor

Actually, Deutronomy 23:1-3 is the more harmless stuff... Isaiah 13 anyone?

11/29/2005 7:45:41 PM

#5199
Ens

Pwned

11/29/2005 9:04:34 PM

#5240
TDR

I wonder how dumb hot sauce is.

11/29/2005 11:04:01 PM

#5272
The Last Conformist

Twisted april? And that means?

11/30/2005 12:15:19 AM

#5340
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

I suspect that hot sauce and hot sauce's little sister might be married.

11/30/2005 7:58:26 AM

#5368
The Last Conformist

Is it just me, or does \"hot sauce\" sound a bit, well, orgiastic?

11/30/2005 12:10:20 PM

#45065
Redhunter

I agree with QED. The best cure for christianity is reading the bible.

6/21/2006 12:10:46 PM

#45098
Julian

That was cool - it was an elaboration of some of the criteria in Leviticus 21:16-23.

Also liked Deuteronomy 23:10. It goes in conjunction with Leviticus 15. Basically if a man sleeps with a menstruating woman he's not allowed back in camp for a week!

6/21/2006 2:02:10 PM

#45105
David D.G.

Fundies often don't seem to have a clue about the content of this book that they think is the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom. If I felt that way about it, I would read it cover to cover -- or at least start to, though I'd probably stop after reading enough of it to convince me it contained much that was apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate (not to mention twisted).


~David D.G.

6/21/2006 2:14:53 PM

#65116
Matilde

Well, this are real. And if I quote Kings or Numbers.............

8/17/2006 7:26:26 PM
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