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Quote# 8383

If you want to stand up for the lie of evolution, help yourself, but I will not stand for the deception that satan has puked into the institution of academia, nor will I stand for someone describing the creation portion of the Bible as figurative, allegorical, non-literal when they are totally wrong. You may believe in an old earth and monkey ancestry, but it is not what the Word of God says.

You should be more angry at those who call themselves Christians and distort the truth of the Word of God.

Solo, 123 Christian Forums 7 Comments [11/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#4636
Blurb

Ok everyone, sing along!

\"So it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? To tell the truth I don't give a damn! Lets delude ourselves in Jesus-land! So five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates! Us christian forum folks just can't wait!\"

and so on.

11/21/2005 8:56:20 PM

#4660
QED

Again, this Satan guy seems terribly effective. Fooling the whole world and all.

If I was a theist, seems like that chap has game!

11/22/2005 12:45:42 AM

#4663
Darth Wang

How can someone still cling to such an idiotic belief when there is so much evidence against it? Willful ignorance is all that it is.

11/22/2005 2:16:55 AM

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anon

What if Satan really puked all life into existance? Well, that's as believable as the literal creation story.

11/22/2005 6:24:49 AM

#4699
TDR

thanks. I will help myself. You can have your cake and ice cream and tell yourself pretty fairy stories and I will get on with real life.

11/22/2005 9:29:12 PM

#4812
Rime

Solo, get yourself a fucking mirror and take a look at one of many people who distort the word of God.

If it weren't for guys like Real Live Preacher (among others), I'd think everyone with religous beliefs was a motherfucking moron. Thankfully, I can limit it to mostly the guests of honor on this site.

11/24/2005 12:18:40 AM

#1301751
Quantum Mechanic

The babble is a forgery.
Deal with it.

6/21/2011 3:28:28 PM
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