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[Rapture Read is trying to understand why zombies are popular on the internet]

I think if the graves are opened via the rapture, the zombie apocalypse may be the "answer" given by the govt. wierd. I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate. Could it really be this stupid?

madeNheaven, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [9/6/2011 3:29:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Mrs. Antichrist
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ahahahahahaha.

Bless their retarded hearts.

9/26/2011 1:39:56 AM

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Anon-e-moose

"I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate. Could it really be this stupid?"

Well, just as Jim Jones & co. and the Heaven's Gate-rs - as well as Harold Camping's sheeple were stupid enough to believe in a '(C)Rapture' - or the equivalent, there were those who believed that what they thought were corpses dug up by Burke and Hare were legit.

Reading Revelation, I think that if this is what the 'end of the world' is the answer given by the Bible. Weird. I always thought that this was the product of a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations, not just deluded, but completely off their tits on industrial-strength hallucinogens. And we Atheists are supposed to take this - as well as the rest of the fairytale that is the Bible - purely on spec, on so-called 'faith'.

Could we really be this stupid?

2 Thessalonians 2:11: 'And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie'

I think you forfeit the right in perpetuity to call Satan the 'Great Deceiver', Ruptured Retards. Your own 'God' - via his own 'Word of God' no less - admits himself that he's a worse deceiver.

More and more does your own Bible prove Lucifer to be the good guy in all this, and that Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH etc is himself more than infinitely evil. Great advert for Satanism, Ruptured Retards.

9/26/2011 9:36:29 AM
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