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Welcome... to my game
I put zombies in it... for your pain
They come shambling out... from the sides
You better shoot them... or your gonna die
I made a game with zombies in it, Yeah yeah
I? made this game... using XNA
It costs a dollar... and I hope you'll pay
At just a dollar, You'll Pay
I made a game with zombies in it
I made a game with zombies in it
I made, a game, WITH ZOMBIIIEEES IN IIIIIT YEEEEEAAAAHHH
...And it was called The Rapture
9/6/2011 9:08:56 AM
Are you really that much of a moron that you can't tell humor and fiction from real life?
You believe in the Rapture, so of course you're incapable of distinguishing fact from fiction.
Here's a clue, the delusion isn't ours.
9/6/2011 9:21:22 AM
Heehee! It's so cute when the Raptards try to understand something.
9/6/2011 9:23:25 AM
Zombies are the last remaining politically correct designated bad guy. Even the commies deserve a break now and then.
9/6/2011 9:24:08 AM
Speaking of delusions...
9/6/2011 9:24:24 AM
... And no one would believe that when there are no corpses walking around saying "...BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!"
9/6/2011 9:58:53 AM
Read the rest of the thread. It is amazing. Here are some samples:
"The big thing about following and wanting a zombie apocalypse to occur is that it would completely destroy the rule of law"
"Do you not realize that zombie is a codeword for non-Ivy Leaguer and that preparedness alert is codeword for government surveilance?"
Personally I'm confused as to how a religion that follows a book which claims witches (1 Samuel 28), giants (Genesis 6 1-4), Unicorns (mentioned 9 times in the King James version) and of course angels and demons are all real could somehow make the assumption that zombies aren't. A little bit of arbitrary skepticism if you ask me. Someone should tell them that the rest of us aren't crazy gullible like they are and that atheists don't really believe in zombies.
9/6/2011 10:24:14 AM
That is not why zombies are popular, dammit.
9/6/2011 10:40:19 AM
Yes, zombies are popular; so are ninjas, pirates and robots.
Your kind simply have a fixation with zombies because of your own obsession with people rising from the dead (Jesus) and eating the flesh of humans (transubstantiation).
9/6/2011 11:18:13 AM
This is sophisticated thinking for RR.
9/6/2011 12:06:14 PM
They have zombies on the internet now? AND THE INTERNET ON COMPUTER!?!
9/6/2011 12:40:37 PM
That you seriously believe in graves opening and dead or formerly dead persons walking around is what is really stupid.
9/6/2011 1:39:27 PM
You're the ones who worship a Jewish zombie, you know all about delusion and stupidity
9/6/2011 2:08:02 PM
Uhh, no, obviously not.
9/6/2011 2:28:29 PM
interestingly enough this article was just put on Cracked
to sum it up, zombies are fundies!
9/6/2011 2:35:38 PM
Stupid? You mean like believing in a bunch of silly fairy tales written thousands years ago and never critically examining just why they may be bullshit?
9/6/2011 5:51:21 PM
[I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate. Could it really be this stupid?]
I ask myself that whenever I read rapture fan-fic.
9/6/2011 7:16:31 PM
Why should raptards care? The zombies would have no interest in them, what with raptards having evolved into not-food in their craniums.
9/6/2011 7:21:30 PM
You never tried to join the debate club. Otherwise, you'd understand that your argument makes no sense.
9/7/2011 10:34:27 AM
Kind of hard to use that as an excuse when there are no walking corpses around.
I WANT WALKING CORPSES, DAMMIT!
9/7/2011 11:20:41 AM
Matthew 27:52-53 (as Jesus dies on the cross)
52 and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; 53 and coming out of the graves after His resurrection, they went into the holy city and appeared to many.
Zombies in the New Testament, ya gots ta luv it!
9/7/2011 3:17:56 PM
You people worship a zombie, so why is their popularity so hard to understand?
9/8/2011 5:46:03 AM
[Rapture Read is trying to understand why zombies are popular on the internet]
According to this:
It's because we just got done with a Republican president.
9/9/2011 3:45:33 PM
No dumbass, it's because zombies are cool and fun. More than we can say for you.
@ Lucilius - I think I love you.
9/10/2011 6:54:52 AM
To reiterate what checkmate says...:
Stop right there, madNheaven. You know what the 9th Commandment says about liars don't you?! >:D
9/10/2011 12:18:25 PM
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