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[Rapture Read is trying to understand why zombies are popular on the internet]

I think if the graves are opened via the rapture, the zombie apocalypse may be the "answer" given by the govt. wierd. I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate. Could it really be this stupid?

madeNheaven, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [9/6/2011 3:29:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Mrs. Antichrist
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#1329483


Welcome... to my game

I put zombies in it... for your pain

They come shambling out... from the sides

You better shoot them... or your gonna die

I made a game with zombies in it, Yeah yeah

I? made this game... using XNA

It costs a dollar... and I hope you'll pay

At just a dollar, You'll Pay

I made a game with zombies in it

I made a game with zombies in it

I made, a game, WITH ZOMBIIIEEES IN IIIIIT YEEEEEAAAAHHH


...And it was called The Rapture

9/6/2011 9:08:56 AM

#1329489
Berny

Are you really that much of a moron that you can't tell humor and fiction from real life?
Oh, wait...
You believe in the Rapture, so of course you're incapable of distinguishing fact from fiction.
Here's a clue, the delusion isn't ours.

9/6/2011 9:21:22 AM

#1329491
Alleyprowler

Heehee! It's so cute when the Raptards try to understand something.

9/6/2011 9:23:25 AM

#1329493


Zombies are the last remaining politically correct designated bad guy. Even the commies deserve a break now and then.

9/6/2011 9:24:08 AM

#1329495
JohnTheAtheist

Speaking of delusions...

9/6/2011 9:24:24 AM

#1329518
Brendan Rizzo

... And no one would believe that when there are no corpses walking around saying "...BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!"

9/6/2011 9:58:53 AM

#1329527


Read the rest of the thread. It is amazing. Here are some samples:

"The big thing about following and wanting a zombie apocalypse to occur is that it would completely destroy the rule of law"

"Do you not realize that zombie is a codeword for non-Ivy Leaguer and that preparedness alert is codeword for government surveilance?"

Personally I'm confused as to how a religion that follows a book which claims witches (1 Samuel 28), giants (Genesis 6 1-4), Unicorns (mentioned 9 times in the King James version) and of course angels and demons are all real could somehow make the assumption that zombies aren't. A little bit of arbitrary skepticism if you ask me. Someone should tell them that the rest of us aren't crazy gullible like they are and that atheists don't really believe in zombies.

9/6/2011 10:24:14 AM

#1329528
Lotus-Thing

That is not why zombies are popular, dammit.

9/6/2011 10:40:19 AM

#1329538


Yes, zombies are popular; so are ninjas, pirates and robots.

Your kind simply have a fixation with zombies because of your own obsession with people rising from the dead (Jesus) and eating the flesh of humans (transubstantiation).

Projection much?

9/6/2011 11:18:13 AM

#1329555
Old Viking

This is sophisticated thinking for RR.

9/6/2011 12:06:14 PM

#1329570
Godbuster

They have zombies on the internet now? AND THE INTERNET ON COMPUTER!?!

9/6/2011 12:40:37 PM

#1329587
Papabear

That you seriously believe in graves opening and dead or formerly dead persons walking around is what is really stupid.

9/6/2011 1:39:27 PM

#1329598
BobsOldSocks

You're the ones who worship a Jewish zombie, you know all about delusion and stupidity

9/6/2011 2:08:02 PM

#1329608
checkmate

I think

Uhh, no, obviously not.

9/6/2011 2:28:29 PM

#1329609


interestingly enough this article was just put on Cracked

http://www.cracked.com/article_19402_6-mind-blowing-ways-zombies-vampires-explain-america.html#ixzz1XD3iNQ2Z

to sum it up, zombies are fundies!

9/6/2011 2:35:38 PM

#1329654


Stupid? You mean like believing in a bunch of silly fairy tales written thousands years ago and never critically examining just why they may be bullshit?

Oh...wait...

9/6/2011 5:51:21 PM

#1329684
TheJebusFire

[I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate. Could it really be this stupid?]

I ask myself that whenever I read rapture fan-fic.

9/6/2011 7:16:31 PM

#1329687
Zeus Almighty

Why should raptards care? The zombies would have no interest in them, what with raptards having evolved into not-food in their craniums.

9/6/2011 7:21:30 PM

#1329892


You never tried to join the debate club. Otherwise, you'd understand that your argument makes no sense.

9/7/2011 10:34:27 AM

#1329910
Shadoboy

Kind of hard to use that as an excuse when there are no walking corpses around.

I WANT WALKING CORPSES, DAMMIT!

9/7/2011 11:20:41 AM

#1329966
zombie lover

Matthew 27:52-53 (as Jesus dies on the cross)

52 and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; 53 and coming out of the graves after His resurrection, they went into the holy city and appeared to many.

Zombies in the New Testament, ya gots ta luv it!

9/7/2011 3:17:56 PM

#1330133
Amanda

You people worship a zombie, so why is their popularity so hard to understand?

9/8/2011 5:46:03 AM

#1330618
tmarcl

[Rapture Read is trying to understand why zombies are popular on the internet]


According to this:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19402_6-mind-blowing-ways-zombies-vampires-explain-america.html

It's because we just got done with a Republican president.

9/9/2011 3:45:33 PM

#1330748
Selkie

No dumbass, it's because zombies are cool and fun. More than we can say for you.

@ Lucilius - I think I love you.


9/10/2011 6:54:52 AM

#1330840
Anon-e-moose

To reiterate what checkmate says...:

"I think"

Stop right there, madNheaven. You know what the 9th Commandment says about liars don't you?! >:D

9/10/2011 12:18:25 PM
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