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Probably... even though everyone knows that zombies are actually de-raptured angels.
9/6/2011 3:45:50 AM
How is this related to the popularity of zombies?
How? I try to make the connection but my brain just aches.
9/6/2011 3:51:13 AM
No, but you could.
9/6/2011 3:56:32 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
9/6/2011 3:59:49 AM
Our delusions are like, so much more well-developed than yours.
9/6/2011 4:22:46 AM
I get to shoot zombies in the head, that is fun to me. Come to think of it, isn't jesus a zombie?
9/6/2011 4:25:13 AM
Raised by Horses
It's Rapture Ready. Hell, I'd say this is Rapture Ready on a good day.
9/6/2011 4:36:55 AM
Yes it is really that stupid - just not in the way you think.
9/6/2011 4:49:03 AM
I see you're unfamiliar with the concept of "fiction."
9/6/2011 4:55:16 AM
Zombies are popular because they are Zombies. People love them in a fictional way, they know they aren't real. Some people get a bit carried away and make plans on what to do if it ever happens (I have to admit I have at times thought it up as a nice way to pass some time) and playing games or watching movies with them is fun for a lot of people.
Going from Zombies are cool and we like seeing them die and people trying to fight them to this is the way the Government is going to hide the Crapture is a huge leap of mental gymnastics. Do they think that all the talk is government agents world wide just trying to trick people before hand?
9/6/2011 5:02:30 AM
"Could it really be this stupid?"
The irony is strong with this one [/vader]
9/6/2011 5:12:08 AM
I said it before but I will say it again
We are so fucking bored with vampires!
9/6/2011 5:26:29 AM
If you've always wondered why you drool so profusely, it's because your body is preparing for when it becomes a zombie, soon. So it seems your drooling is a good sign of the coming whooshfest.
P.S. Do you ever get a hankering for fresh brains some days? I think you do need them anyway.
P.S. Some More. I know you're low-hanging fruit, but what the heck!
9/6/2011 5:39:06 AM
N. De Plume
Dude, the Zombie fans know it is fiction! Get that through your head!
9/6/2011 5:48:47 AM
I remember reading an article on Cracked, which I'm too lazy to look up myself, that discussed why people actually would like a zombie apocalypse. Basically, it meant that you could now shoot things guilt-free and with relative safety, while society has crumbled to the point where people who are now low on the social ladder suddenly become equal to the top dogs. Interesting read, and funny!
9/6/2011 5:54:46 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Repeat. But still stupid.
9/6/2011 6:05:09 AM
Could it really be this stupid?
You're the one making the comment, so yes, it really is stupid.
9/6/2011 6:12:28 AM
"I think if the graves are opened via the rapture, the zombie apocalypse may be the "answer" given by the govt."
Is this before or after all of you nuts are raptured and they tell us it was aliens?
"I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate."
Delusions of simpletons aren't known for their sophistication.
"Could it really be this stupid?"
Only if they intend to fool you guys and nobody else.
9/6/2011 6:34:49 AM
I don't think you understand how nerds work.
9/6/2011 6:39:07 AM
9/6/2011 6:58:44 AM
"I always thought that the delusion would be far more sophisticated - elaborate. Could it really be this stupid?"
The latest series of "Torchwood" completely bypasses that - by making all the existing people (bar one, Capt. Jack) immortal
...ah, but then, that concept completely bypasses the whole point of religion. If everyone already has eternal life without spiritual Salvation.
But what about the whole 'Millennium of Christ's Reign', and how you think that you
will be Earth's rulers? How would you enforce
that rule, if you couldn't kill
anyone? (Terrorists would be fucked, then!) And would this be Heaven or Hell on Earth? Aye, there's the rub...!
But then, Sci-Fi - like "Torchwood" - is fiction
. The clue's in the name of the genre: 'Science Fiction
'. As is Zombie Fiction
As the Bible also is.
'There's a sucker born every minute'
The stupidest delusion of them all. The ultimate irony being that you already are
deluded, but that delusion is masked by another delusion you're already in, up to your spiritual eyeballs. But a fragile, membrane-thin delusion that can be destroyed extremely easily. You'd better not read further, if you value your 'faith', madNheaven:
The word 'Rapture'; the very basis of your esc(h)atology. Look through your Bible. Search for 'Rapture'. Better still, use the search facility of this online Bible: http://bible.cc/
. Go ahead:
You're not going to like the result(s); certainly in relation to your escatology. Oh, and while you're there, I suggest you look up Revelation 22:18-19. Isn't taking a word in the Bible, and making it relate to something completely different, contravening those two rules in the Bible? Thus you're going to Hell.
9/6/2011 7:06:00 AM
The zombie apocalypse rehearsal occurs every Sunday. We call it "church."
9/6/2011 8:06:18 AM
Two words stick out here. "DELUSION" and "STUPID".
9/6/2011 8:10:46 AM
I don't think the government really cares, given that your dreams are just myths
9/6/2011 8:46:32 AM
You may think our delusion is primitive, but it hasn't had 2000 years to work up a head of steam like yours has.
9/6/2011 8:55:33 AM
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