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Quote# 83477

(From a man who attempted to set fire to a mosque)

"You look like Obama. You are a Muslim like him," a court document quotes Crawford as telling an officer after he was arrested on Dec. 14 for a charge unrelated to the firebombing. "Jihad goes both ways. Christians can jihad too."

Cody Crawford, TPM 50 Comments [8/28/2011 5:17:42 AM]
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#1325869
Bollox

Not a True Christian in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...

8/28/2011 5:44:13 AM

#1325871
Alcari

Actually, when christians do it, that would be called a crusade.

8/28/2011 5:46:50 AM

#1325873
Swede

Doesn't jihad mean endeavor or quest? As in "endeavor to become more attuned with your sky-daddy".

A tip, Cody-boy; religion resides in a persons mind and heart, not in the skin-tone or facial structure.

8/28/2011 5:50:58 AM

#1325877
ZugTheMegasaurus

From the annals of "Shit Your Defense Lawyer Wishes You Wouldn't Say."

8/28/2011 6:00:05 AM

#1325879
StoneSpiral

@ZugTheMegasaurus

Thanks. I needed those lulz.

8/28/2011 6:03:34 AM

#1325885
Berny

Agree with Bollox.
One Muslim sets off a bomb in a crowded marketplace and all Muslims are evil.
One Christian tries to set fire to a mosque (or kills an abortion provider...) and he's a lone deranged lunatic.
Religious apologists never get tired of moving those goal posts it seems.

8/28/2011 6:08:03 AM

#1325891
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"Christians can jihad too."

They can also forcibly fuck you in the ass, during communal showers, as you are no doubt going to be learning firsthand, very soon. Afterwards you, and your new Aryan Brotherhood buddies can go have bible study.

8/28/2011 6:17:12 AM

#1325902
Yownanymous

Retard is retarded.

8/28/2011 6:42:53 AM

#1325919
breakerslion

"Christians can be jailed too."

Fixed.

8/28/2011 7:25:14 AM

#1325920
aaa

I don't think this is going to work at the court.

8/28/2011 7:33:40 AM

#1325921
Snopester in Exile

I thought it was called a crusade when Christians did it.

8/28/2011 7:37:44 AM

#1325924
dionysus

Jihad goes both ways. Christians can jihad too.

Clearly. But you're not helping the religious right's "us Christians are nothing like those dirty evil Muslims" case.

8/28/2011 7:40:27 AM

#1325933
Doubting Thomas

Except that Christians seem more interested in jihad than Muslims these days.

And I, too, am awaiting the "Not a true Christian..." comments coming soon, mixed with general approval and justification of "Well, look at all the bad stuff they've done."

8/28/2011 8:10:51 AM

#1325944
Nicole

"Jihad goes both ways. Christians can jihad too."

Finally, a Christian fundie gets something right for a change.

8/28/2011 8:43:50 AM

#1325967
Huckster Sam

How long before someone claims this guy is a liberal Muslim operative assigned to burn down mosques to make Christians look bad.

And Jews. Jews are somehow involved. Probably in catering.

8/28/2011 9:19:10 AM

#1325970
Mudak

I have long maintained that I draw no moral distinction between religious extremists, without regard to the underlying religion. Thank you for supporting my hypothesis.

8/28/2011 9:20:27 AM

#1325985
Panz

I wonder if people are crazy and join a religious sect, or if they are made crazy by a religious sect

8/28/2011 9:46:54 AM

#1325990
Osiris

Well at least you admit it. Of course then does that mean we should suspect every Christian of being terrorists? Should we profile Christians at airlines? Should we not elected people if they are Christian and in fact use the fact that they are Christian as an accusation?

Somehow I think the answer is going to be no.

8/28/2011 9:51:20 AM

#1325996
Brendan Rizzo

So now you're admitting that Christians can be terrorists?

8/28/2011 9:59:37 AM

#1325997
Headache

Clearly the state of mental health care in the US sucks!

8/28/2011 10:01:35 AM

#1325999
whatever

@Berny
"One Christian tries to set fire to a mosque (or kills an abortion provider...) and he's a lone deranged lunatic.
Religious apologists never get tired of moving those goal posts it seems."

Er, no, when a Christian kills an abortion provider he becomes a hero to the Christian community.

8/28/2011 10:03:25 AM

#1326011
Papabear

All religions select for the less-than-bright, the unstable and for those in need of emotional support.

8/28/2011 10:31:35 AM

#1326013
Xotan

Jihaad is not a verb!

8/28/2011 10:32:33 AM

#1326325
\m/>_<\m/

wrong, wrong, fail, wrong, fail, wrong, and fail.

well, at least the quota's filled...

dolt

8/28/2011 12:55:44 PM

#1326331
Percy Q. Shunn

Christians can jihad too

Yes, we know...




8/28/2011 12:57:21 PM
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