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I know that this may sound bizarre and farfetched, but I have discerned that my neighbors below me are oppressed and influenced by demonic spirits and they are pawns in Satans schemes to destroy my ministry. 10 out of 10 times I am disturbed by them when smack dab in the middle of ministering to the lost or doing the Lords work in my apartment. When I am not ministering or doing the Lords work such as resting, I am not disturbed by my neighbors below. However when I begin to do the Lords work, the man or his girlfriend (man mainly) bangs the walls or slams the doors below me at full force purposely to annoy me. What is amazing is that I am sitting in my chair either reading, studying or ministering to the lost via computer. No movement beside the subtle movements of my fingers from turning the pages of a book or typing. This has occured at least a thousand times, and it is no coincidence that each time out of the thousand times I am doing the Lords work, that the neighbor below me decides to disturb me. LO AND BEHOLD, it is happening at this very moment. What is also disturbing is that the guy and girl below go to Church, and the guy (wole) girfriend told me to my face that she hates me for no reason and the guy (wole) cusses and even grabbed by guest friend by the scruff of his shirt and threatened him. I complained to the landlord and he refuses to take authorative action. I pray that the Lord will put a stop to this devilish nonsense once and for all.

(Omega), Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [11/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#4314
Darth Wang

Wow, it's quite a month for demons, isn't it? LOL

11/16/2005 12:29:00 AM

#4319
Kimball Khan

Luckily this fundie sounds relativly docile. If this were one of the other fundies whose posts frequently end up here, I would fear for their neighbors safety. I am glad people don't thump their bibles around here.

11/16/2005 12:49:33 AM

#4320
CousinTed

And by \"Doing the Lord's work\" he of course means \"Furiously spanking the monkey\"

11/16/2005 1:38:22 AM

#4326
Crosis

Ah, \"doing the Lord's work\" must make you irritable and easily distracted.

I don't think there's any sort of problem like that with my neighbor - he blasts his music and sings very loudly and off-key no matter what I'm doing.

11/16/2005 2:48:17 AM

#4332
never been there

Ohhhhhhh, there's sooo much more information missing here, the mind boggles at what he's leaving out - praying at the top of his lungs? Telling the neighbour's GF that her church is unholy and satanic and not scriptural?

11/16/2005 3:17:22 AM

#4360
TDR

you know what? I'm a landlord and I'm sick to fucking death of this type of guy. I've got a tenant just like him, always harassing the other tenants (also downstairs tenants), saying they're disturbing him, deliberately making noise. Paranoia, anyone?

Plus, to all the wacky tenants out there, if someone's threatening you, etc, don't complain to your landlord. WHat the fuck are we supposed to do about it? It's your word against theirs. Call the goddamn police.

11/16/2005 7:01:32 PM

#4965
Joe

Religious + paranoia = delusional fundie

11/26/2005 4:17:23 PM

#4967
Sierra

Wait, so did this happen 1000 times, or 10 out of 10 times?

Or is this fundy math, where 10/10=1000?

11/26/2005 8:01:27 PM

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Tiny Jeebus

What does "(wole)" mean?

4/9/2009 8:05:40 AM
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