Joe. My. God.
[7/29/2011 4:58:24 AM]
Fundie Index: 54
Submitted By: Aspergus
He sure captured those two guys making out in plenty of detail...
7/29/2011 5:02:49 AM
I'm not sure which is more offensive, the homophobia or the complete and utter lack of creativity.
7/29/2011 5:14:03 AM
The word "gay" means "happy", and was used as such not long ago. The largest group to contract AIDS nowadays are heterosexual men in Africa.
Why isn't Adam as cleancut in the second picture as he is in the first. And oughtn't Steve look as nice as Eve? Or, have Adam and Eve polishing each other's tonsils too!
7/29/2011 5:22:42 AM
So what's the message here? That being straight makes you attractive while being gay makes you fat, hairy, and sweaty? Because both picture contain Adam. Or maybe it's a before and after. Before, Adam was living a lie and didn't even like Eve (hence why they're not making out) and then when he became middle-aged she died and he was finally able to find happiness with Steve (hence them going at it like a college couple).
7/29/2011 5:43:09 AM
Hell, if you prefer watching straight couples make out, that's your business.
Just leave me to my sort of titillation and everything should turn out fine
7/29/2011 5:49:42 AM
I can't help but notice it's never "It's Adam and Eve, not Ada and Eve." Not that I mean to imply anything about homophobes, no sir. Just an observation, 's all.
7/29/2011 5:59:09 AM
Here is your future:
7/29/2011 6:01:56 AM
You know, most good works of art have color...
...oh, and they're original ideas, not something swallowed from a chick tract and vomited up on a slip of paper, or something doodled by a seventh grader when he doesn't pay attention in health class.
7/29/2011 6:10:05 AM
Funny how Adam & Eve are plainly drawn, but the two guys kissing have much more detail. Makes me think he spent a lot more time drawing that, possibly with one hand.
7/29/2011 6:21:51 AM
Assuming God made all things, then God also made Steve and his hardon for Adam. Assuming God is love, then homosexual relationships based on mutual respect and admiration are blessed by God. That's of course assuming there's not only a God but that he/she/they are anything like current religions depict. Regardless of any of that shit let's just try being the best people we can be and let our maker sort out what's naughty and nice in the afterlife. Now quit yer bitching and leave me to my mountain of lesbian porn.
Edit: I just caught the stats noting the number of Americans still opposed to inter-racial marriage. That's... yeah that's disturbing. Now I can't help but worry what the stats are like here in Canada.
7/29/2011 6:24:45 AM
Just the thought of that guy taking much more care of the details in the second picture makes me happy.
7/29/2011 6:38:16 AM
So who made "Adam and Steve"? I thought God was responsible for all of "creation" - omnipotent and all that!
What is your take on abortion? Would you allow potential gays to be aborted?
Also I want to see the other side - did anyone get a picture of it turned over?
7/29/2011 6:56:58 AM
Why didn't Joe.My.God. just scream "I want some sweaty ass lovin'!!!"
Oh, wait, I think he did.
7/29/2011 7:08:32 AM
Think or GTFO
We shouldn't take the rules from your god. Also, he doesn't exist. Kinda like your own brain.
7/29/2011 7:36:32 AM
@ Mister Spak
It's terrifying to think that, as recently as 2007, more than 20% of our population still opposed interracial marriages... I mean jeez!
7/29/2011 7:40:07 AM
Sure it starts with one man and one woman but then it turns into brothers and sister shtupping each other. Where's the picture of that?
7/29/2011 7:44:36 AM
As Myk Kaplan pointed out, Adam and Eve were not the first couple. Adam and God were. And God created Adam naked and watched over him all the time.
7/29/2011 8:00:47 AM
Yeah, I could draw an ugly hetero couple making out if I wanted. Wouldn’t prove anything more than your scratch does, either.
And get an original slogan, why don’t you?
7/29/2011 8:06:32 AM
Wow that catchphrase is so old the first time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off of John McCain
7/29/2011 8:14:56 AM
You're so embarrassed by your "argument" (or your so-called "artwork") that you won't show your own face on camera. Not surprising.
As Doubting Thomas and Wombat pointed out, you did a much better job drawing the gay couple. I wonder why... ?
Also, the "Adam and Steve" catch-phrase is *really* old now. Please come up with something new.
7/29/2011 8:45:23 AM
Yeah and Adam and Eve were white, not mixed race.
Actually Adam and Eve are mythological figures and never really existed, therefore they shouldn't be used as an example to curtail civil liberties.
7/29/2011 8:55:28 AM
God didn't maske stupid cartoons either, you sinner!
7/29/2011 9:12:43 AM
Interesting how Adam and Eve are just sort of standing there looking all sparkly and platonic while Adam and Steve are going to town on each other. Very telling, Mr. Artist. Also very telling that the dudes who are always obsessing over the sex lives of gay men don't have much to say about lesbians.
7/29/2011 9:12:48 AM
Whoever came up with that tired slogan needs a slap. A really hard slap.
7/29/2011 9:17:02 AM
Sweet Fancy Moses
Doc F said it first. Personally, I'm more set off by Mister Spak's graph then this lovely artwork presented here.
7/29/2011 9:28:32 AM