The "Too Batshit for Conservapedia Award"
Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian, widely blamed for the deaths of at least 93 people in Norway on July 22, 2011. Michael Savage and others have pointed out that it is very unlikely that this is the case, however, as the official story from the Socialistic government doesn't add up, convincing many that this is a false flag operation and actually the work of Muslim terrorists. Evidence for this includes a Muslim terrorist organization claiming credit, the unlikelihood of two separate attacks in two distant areas being carried out by one person on the same day, the fact that this attack has all the hallmarks of Muslim terrorists, and the fact that Christian conservatives never do this sort of thing. Many see this as a set up, possibly to be used as an excuse to crack down on Christianity and conservatism in one of the world's most liberal countries. More mysterious is why they would work so hard to defend the Muslims who are probably responsible for these atrocities. It is likely that, in the leftist style of Neville Chamberlain, they are trying to appease terrorists by exonerating them from blame, in the vain hope they will not repeat such unspeakable acts.
AngusT, Conservapedia 35 Comments
[7/28/2011 3:20:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 42
Don't be silly, those don't count!
They're neeeeee-groes. Not Christians! NEEE-GROES.
Oh Conservapedia, shine on, you crazy-ass racist diamond, you!
7/29/2011 1:37:25 PM
They could film the guy putting the bomb, and the Conservapedia headcases would still be blaming the Muslim Liberal Feminist Gay Nazis.
7/30/2011 3:28:07 AM
Paranoid fundie is paranoid.
7/30/2011 8:31:18 AM
Their article on Timothy McVeigh also says he was an atheist
7/30/2011 1:02:09 PM
OK, so this is a troll, but I have to address the nonsense about british polititians.
Anyway, Neville Chamberlain was never a hero of the left. He was definitely a Conservative. If you want a good old leftist hero, try Aneurin "Nye" Bevan. You know, the guy who invented free at point of contact, socialised medicine. He also introduced socialised housing too.
7/31/2011 1:59:44 AM
Okay so you feel like his actions reflect negatively on your beliefs and are trying to deflect blame. But can't you just say he's demon possessed like people used to before they had these Muslim conspiracies to blame things on?
7/31/2011 6:53:04 PM
And there was never a manifesto where HE DETAILED all the operations that he did carry out?. Man, that´s too much stretch of mind.
8/1/2011 4:55:07 AM
Wait, if they wanted it to look like the work of a Christian to make Christianity look bad, why claiming credit first?.Second, a single person can put a bomb and, simultaneously carry out a different attack, specially if the bomb was meant to be a distraction(I don´t know who was the genius who thought that stupid argument)and the second attack was being held in an island. Concerning those Conservative Christians, sorry, remember Oklahoma and those who bomb abortion clinics, let alone the KKK, to name a few?. Please.
8/1/2011 5:09:26 AM
To get an idea of how crazy this comment is.
Even most far-right sites don't have want to have anything to do with Conservapedia. But this comment is so crazy it was immediately removed from Conservapedia!
10/21/2011 7:49:45 PM
What are the odds that those guys neither talk Norwegian and have no idea of the whereabouts of the attack?. However, if it was actually made by muslims, Heaven forbids!
2/20/2013 5:53:03 AM