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#1315194
nutbunny
You must turn your back on the sodomite lifestyle and receive Jesus
Classic!
7/27/2011 3:41:19 AM
#1315208
Fred Phelps, is that you?
7/27/2011 4:05:32 AM
#1315214
Percy Q. Shunn
7/27/2011 4:12:58 AM
#1315220
Yownanymous
Well hurr hurr hurr, it's not as if straight people ever get AIDs, teeheehee!
7/27/2011 4:23:06 AM
#1315227
TGRwulf
I'm actually to the point now where I literally get irritated when someone thinks only gay people can get aids.
7/27/2011 4:28:23 AM
#1315233
Anon2
I pray you will receive Jesus before the divine justice of AIDS smites your diseased lifestyle.
Hmmm... when taking into account the this "Jesus" guy is allegedly "divine", makes this Jesus similiar to AIDS? There are certain analogies between Religion and AIDS...
AIDS: Kills you slowly by attacking your immune system, so other germs which would be otherwise defeated easily can enter your body and destroy it.
Religion: Kills your sanity slowly by attacking your rational thought, so bullshit which would be otherwise rejected easily can enter your mind and destroy its sanity.
"TeaPartyTim" seems to be clearly a victim of major mental bullshit corruption.
7/27/2011 4:32:26 AM
#1315239
Eh
You know, finding AIDS' cure will have two benefits: people with it will be cured, and those damn fundies won't be able to call it divine justice.
7/27/2011 4:39:53 AM
#1315259
Serph-no-Okami
Say what you want about my religious upbringing, but at least my version of Christianity focused on what Jesus actually thaught, rhather than what people say about him. Which, come to think of it, is exactly why I turned of organised religion in the first place. But I digress, this guy's an arsehole.
7/27/2011 4:59:58 AM
#1315267
Mister Spak
"I pray you will receive Jesus before the divine justice of AIDS smites your diseased lifestyle."
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
35For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
36Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
37Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
38When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
39Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
40And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
42For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
43I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
44Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
45Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
46And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
7/27/2011 5:04:12 AM
#1315272
Mudak
God hates shellfish too, ya know...
7/27/2011 5:11:11 AM
#1315292
dionysus
nutbunny wins, flawless victory.
7/27/2011 5:51:52 AM
#1315298
Table Rock
I love how all these rants like this one boil down to, "Jesus Christ forgives all sins except the ones I don't like."
7/27/2011 5:59:35 AM
#1315302
That’s nice, Timmy. Now go and play with your action figures. Daddy has some grown-up work to do.
7/27/2011 6:02:30 AM
#1315304
Xotan
Jesus hung around with a lot of men. Anyone who does that would be called a fag by the likes of Moonbatshites and Phelpissites, I reckon.
And doesn't your Jesus tell you not to judge others. And isn't that exactly what you are doing? And what about motes and beams? Oh, and isn't the fiery lake the place for those who do this?
And aren't you forgetting that AIDS is primarily a heterosexual disease these days; or have you forgotten how it is the equivalent of the black death (no pun intended) in Africa?
I love your touch of Biblical language with the all but obsolete 'smite'. It just emphasises your cherrypicking hypocrisy.
7/27/2011 6:03:50 AM
#1315307
nutbunny
@dionysus
TOASTY!
7/27/2011 6:07:46 AM
#1315308
Agahnim
God hates shellfish, too, but I never hear anyone saying "God hates shrimp" except as a parody of fundie homophobes' inconsistency with what they hate.
7/27/2011 6:09:48 AM
#1315328
M
If your Jesus is the real Jesus, then I'll be happy to go to hell. Just putting that out there, Timmy.
7/27/2011 6:34:55 AM
#1315340
Zeus Almighty
No hiding place
The long-sought goal of a cure for AIDS is inching closer
http://www.economist.com/node/18986001?fsrc=scn/tw/te/rfd/pe
So, when the evil scientists do cure HIV/AIDS it will be another example of Bible-god being thwarted by mere humans?
When a British monarch ordered universal smallpox innoculation for children the preachers of her day went apeshit too. They said that the disease was god inflicting suffereing that people deserve because some people ate some magical apples 6,000 years ago. They also argued that man was interfering with god's righteous smiting by preventing people from getting a horrible, painful disease.
I say, fuck the man in the sky!
7/27/2011 6:48:42 AM
#1315347
SpukiKitty
@ Mister Spak
AMEN!
7/27/2011 6:56:15 AM
#1315348
Doubting Thomas
[Y]ou must turn your back on the shellfish eating lifestyle and receive Jesus if you wish to be saved. God hates shellfish and no amount of nice deeds will save you from the punishment for your sin. Only by receiving Jesus Christ as your savior can you be healed and cleansed.
I pray you will receive Jesus before the divine justice of high cholesterol smites your diseased lifestyle.
Why is it they never stand outside Red Lobster and say this, when their bible says that eating aquatic animals without fins or scales is an abomination? You know, the same kind of abomination Leviticus says that lying with man as with woman is?
7/27/2011 6:58:22 AM
#1315366
SaneTeenageNerd
To quote Mark Reads:
PLEASE, GO DIE IN ALL THE FIRES.
7/27/2011 7:26:31 AM
#1315369
JohnTheAtheist
TeaPartyTim is one and the same as the guy that thinks that the mass murder in Norway was A-OK.
A new nut job enters the scene at FSTDT!'
Besides, don't you have to turn your back to get in the sodomite lifestyle?
7/27/2011 7:31:05 AM
#1315371
aaa
Meh.
7/27/2011 7:33:34 AM
#1315397
Phloom
I am a hetero male. I don't want to receive Jesus, especially if he doesn't wear a condom.
7/27/2011 8:17:56 AM
#1315408
Papabear
God smites gays with AIDS? What horrific sins did your mother or grandmother commit that God smote her/them with cancer/heart failure/etc?
7/27/2011 8:34:29 AM
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