OrangeWizard #fundie gamefaqs.com

(In response to people asking how representatives of every species on Earth at the time could have fit into Noah's ark)

DO NOT EVER SAY THE WORDS "FIT" AND "SPECIES" IN THE SAME SENTENCE WHEN TALKING ABOUT NOAH'S ARK

Seriously. Anyone who brings up "How did they fit all the species into the Ark?" demonstrates a gross ignorance towards history and science. The people you're criticizing are laughing at you, doubled over in pain because you don't know your Aristotles from your Aphrodites.

Species weren't classified yet.

Aristotle was the one who started the classification of what a species is, and he wasn't born yet.


NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY EXCUSE FOR EVER QUESTIONING HOW NOAH FIT ALL THE SPECIES IN THE ARK

And seriously, most of you guys asking this question say you believe in Evolution, and lord your alleged scientific understanding over us small-minded theists. But you don't even know the BASICS about science, biology, or history.

Disgusting.

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