Why would God create all this evidence that the Earth is old?
11/2/2005 5:16:56 PM
Fake casts of fossils can be made in a matter of hours but religion can be born instantly from seeing a face on the shaved ass of a gorilla.
11/2/2005 7:25:27 PM
I think he's talking about the Cardiff Giant.
11/2/2005 9:00:45 PM
that there - THAT is funny. \"Consult\" his brother. Geez. Who consults their family? Don't you just talk?
11/2/2005 9:12:47 PM
Right, and somehow these manufactured fossils are found under hundreds of feet of strata and date to millions of years old.
11/2/2005 10:16:27 PM
Sorry Darth Wang, I tried to hide my shovel as best I could but looks like someone collected that pile of leaves it was under :(
11/3/2005 2:38:24 PM
Damnit, llDayo. Now we'll have to come up with another atheist conspiracy to convert christians to devil worship.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
11/3/2005 5:59:14 PM
How about subliminal messages over the tv? Conservatives claim all the channels are owned by athiests/liberals/anyonenotthem so it should be pretty easy to convince one of the owners to join the EAC?
11/3/2005 6:07:19 PM
Fool, they've already joined the EAC. They're just bidding their time, waiting for the oportune moment to strike.
11/4/2005 6:07:28 PM
The Last Conformist
So, this guy's brother was busy faking fossils during the Flood?
11/29/2005 9:05:47 PM
He's right about fossils you know. You have to look carefully, but all of mine say \"Made in China\" somewhere on them. Can't figure out how the Chinese found the time to come over to that phosphate mine I dug them out of and bury them by the tons, and no one noticed.
11/30/2005 8:03:34 PM
Well, that's why China is the next great economy. Not only can they dominate a market, but they can do it without America noticing.
11/30/2005 11:53:57 PM
w00t @ Bertoks comment lolled my ass off
2/1/2006 5:15:36 PM
Sooo...the scientists took all the dinosaurs to Secret God-Hating Hoax Island to turn them all into fossils. Your brother is a retard and we have to invent a new word to plumb the full depths of your abject, pirahna-hugging stupidity since you went to your retard brother for a 'consultation'.
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