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#3381
Gadren
Why would God create all this evidence that the Earth is old?
11/2/2005 5:16:56 PM
#3383
llDayo
Fake casts of fossils can be made in a matter of hours but religion can be born instantly from seeing a face on the shaved ass of a gorilla.
11/2/2005 7:25:27 PM
#3384
Blurb
I think he's talking about the Cardiff Giant.
11/2/2005 9:00:45 PM
#3386
TDR
that there - THAT is funny. \"Consult\" his brother. Geez. Who consults their family? Don't you just talk?
11/2/2005 9:12:47 PM
#3393
Darth Wang
Right, and somehow these manufactured fossils are found under hundreds of feet of strata and date to millions of years old.
11/2/2005 10:16:27 PM
#3429
llDayo
Sorry Darth Wang, I tried to hide my shovel as best I could but looks like someone collected that pile of leaves it was under :(
My bad.
11/3/2005 2:38:24 PM
#3436
xMinionX
Damnit, llDayo. Now we'll have to come up with another atheist conspiracy to convert christians to devil worship.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
11/3/2005 5:59:14 PM
#3438
llDayo
How about subliminal messages over the tv? Conservatives claim all the channels are owned by athiests/liberals/anyonenotthem so it should be pretty easy to convince one of the owners to join the EAC?
11/3/2005 6:07:19 PM
#3484
Norseman
Fool, they've already joined the EAC. They're just bidding their time, waiting for the oportune moment to strike.
11/4/2005 6:07:28 PM
#5200
The Last Conformist
So, this guy's brother was busy faking fossils during the Flood?
11/29/2005 9:05:47 PM
#5444
King Spirula
He's right about fossils you know. You have to look carefully, but all of mine say \"Made in China\" somewhere on them. Can't figure out how the Chinese found the time to come over to that phosphate mine I dug them out of and bury them by the tons, and no one noticed.
11/30/2005 8:03:34 PM
#5483
bertok
Well, that's why China is the next great economy. Not only can they dominate a market, but they can do it without America noticing.
11/30/2005 11:53:57 PM
#12921
King Jones
w00t @ Bertoks comment lolled my ass off
2/1/2006 5:15:36 PM
#1417688
Kuyohashi
Sooo...the scientists took all the dinosaurs to Secret God-Hating Hoax Island to turn them all into fossils. Your brother is a retard and we have to invent a new word to plumb the full depths of your abject, pirahna-hugging stupidity since you went to your retard brother for a 'consultation'.
6/29/2012 12:37:24 AM
#1523187
Agahnim
What. Seriously?
4/3/2013 10:34:19 AM
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