Quote# 82275

Poodles (like all domestic varieties) are the result of a downward process! They have not just developed from dog genes, but from cursed copies of dog genes! Sorry about that—but it is true that dogs like poodles are the result of the Curse! Each time I arrive home and our pet Bichon races to the door to meet me, I am reminded of my sin, that I, in Adam, sinned and ushered in the Fall.

Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis 85 Comments [7/1/2011 3:19:18 AM]
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Bollox

People will say Ken is getting madder, but it ain't so. He needs to say something to grab attention, to keep the dollars rolling in. So he comes up with stuff like this. The guy is nothing but a con-man.

7/1/2011 3:22:32 AM

Raised by Horses

Shut up and get back to managing your fundie theme park.


EDIT: Sorry, forgot the most important part... Were you there?

7/1/2011 3:31:10 AM

Anon2

Poodles are regarded as one of the most intelligent of all the dog breeds. Poodles are extremely curious, and need daily exercise and playing, otherwise they get quickly bored. They are very people-oriented, and are very adaptable to new situations.

Yes, "Ken Ham", I agree, for a Religionist, such behaviour is definitely "sinful". Religionists like you are known to abhor things like "intelligence", "curiosity" and "adaptability". The horror!

7/1/2011 3:35:00 AM

Katherine Lorraine

But I like poodles :( They're cute! (unless you give them those silly haircuts, then they're just stupid-looking)

7/1/2011 4:04:30 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

When my Bichon ran to meet me at the door, it was because he'd been stuck in the house with my mother all day!

7/1/2011 4:05:15 AM

Pup

And yet poodles can still breed with other dogs...

7/1/2011 4:07:20 AM

Matante

Is it possible that Ken Ham is not actually a creationnist?
This really sounds like parody... worse than parody, this sounds like he's trying to ridicule creationnists by gradually rendering their beliefs more absurd, see how crazy they can get until their faith reaches critical mass and implodes.

7/1/2011 4:14:28 AM

whatever

Please have your dogs fostered in a loving non-bigoted household. Thank you.

7/1/2011 4:17:42 AM

Alice Bluegown

So you've been sinning around "in Adam", eh Ken, you sly ol' poodle you? I thought creatards were agin that sort of thing...

7/1/2011 4:27:18 AM

Gawd


I don't know how these people make themselves believe some of this crazy shit.

7/1/2011 4:45:41 AM

arctic knight

Even your Bichon thinks you are an idiot. It's not running to meet you, it running toward the door in hopes of slipping past you and getting away from you for good.

7/1/2011 4:52:22 AM



I am reminded of my sin, that I, in Adam, sinned and ushered in the Fall.

Well, Ken, speak for yourself and yourself only.

7/1/2011 5:02:39 AM

Danarth

Erm....What?

7/1/2011 5:05:42 AM

smartz

Is this man saying he is sinning by allowing to own a domestic dog, living proof of how evolution is factual?

7/1/2011 5:08:09 AM

MrsYoungie

It's so sad that a fundie can turn something as joyful as his dog greeting his arrival home as something sad and sin related.
Mr. Ham - life can be wonderful. Enjoy your dog and stop projecting your pathetic religious paranoias onto everything.

7/1/2011 5:14:23 AM

nazani14

ALL domestic varieties? Including those sheep, goat and cattle varieties bred by the ancient Near and Middle Easterners? How about various crops they used selection to create?

Anyway, please do restrict your diet to Triticum urartu, Brassica oleracea and Pisum elatius. I'm not sure any wild ancestors of domestic sheep are left, but it will be fun to watch you hunting mouflon, anyway. Can't have you eating any cursed stuff.

7/1/2011 5:17:08 AM

Mister Spak

"dogs like poodles are the result of the Curse!"

Fido ate the apple?

7/1/2011 5:23:49 AM

Pule Thamex

Yes, I agree Ken, I can understand how seeing a dog would remind you of your ancestry. I bet that when you consider your own fair self, it must be awfully tempting to conclude that you are the result of some kind of perverted genetic experiment. Or perhaps the product of an unnatural alliance between your father and a Bichon.

7/1/2011 5:27:08 AM

Tearlich

Re: Alice Bluegown: He must have dropped the soap in the shower.

7/1/2011 5:53:39 AM

Bill O'R'lyeh

GODDAMNIT! I've run across some stupid shit in my fifty-three years, but this has got to be the stupidest goddamn shit I've ever read in my life. How does anyone...ANYONE...take this fucker seriously? Hey ham-bone, I come home and look at my kittehs and am reminded that they exhibit more intellegence and humanity than the entire fundie population.

tl;dr: Fuck you, Ham.

7/1/2011 6:12:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

Ken, Ken, Ken... please take the medication the nice doctor prescribed for you.

7/1/2011 6:28:12 AM

Shax

Your dog is more intelligent than you, Ham.

7/1/2011 6:29:25 AM

nutbunny

You feel sinfully responsible for the poodle-ness of your dog?

Why not just install an auto-cat o' nine tails onto your back and be done with it?

7/1/2011 6:40:53 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

When my cats race to the door to meet me, I am overjoyed by their love for me (or is it for their Friskies™?) Anyway, it's a happy occasion - for me AND them.

Only a fundie could see something dark in the love of a pet. What sad, useless people they are. They don't deserve to have pets, or children.

7/1/2011 6:45:47 AM

SpukiKitty

ROFL!!!!!!

Oh, Hammy...the dog's smarter than you.

7/1/2011 7:05:05 AM

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