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In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written.


Dcide, Ministering Deliverance 89 Comments [6/27/2011 2:35:42 AM]
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Submitted By: E = MC Hammer
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#1325344
Watergirl909

Hey, why did you submit a blank post?

8/26/2011 6:57:34 AM

#1325355
JohnTheAtheist

I guarantee that no demonic entities read your post...but probably not for the reason you think.

8/26/2011 7:30:47 AM

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Anon-e-moose

"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."

Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, in the manga/anime series "Ah! My Goddess") says...:



(Ye gods, but Hild is H. O. T.! As in the ultimate MILF; she did fuck God himself, no less, and thus gave birth to the Goddess/Demon hybrid Urd)

:9

...oh, and as a result, thanks for conclusively proving that Jesus - and therefore God himself - doesn't exist. We demonic heathen Atheists appreciate you doing our work for us! >:D

8/26/2011 7:55:50 AM

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Phoenix

We'd have to read it to know what you were forbidding, smart one.

12/6/2011 1:13:14 PM

#1354972
KillerLoli

I cast magic missile at the darkness!

12/6/2011 3:18:50 PM

#1355548
Cthulhu

Hi dude , whats happening ?

sorry but I read your post. My bad !


12/8/2011 10:45:43 PM

#1430960


I am a demon and I approve of this message (OP). Oh wait...

8/4/2012 10:16:18 PM

#1430963
Demon

Your post was lame and there are far more exciting sites to troll on the internet than Ministering Deliverance.

8/4/2012 10:24:39 PM

#1430964
Mikgof

If there is a God he must be face palming and wondering why so many of his followers are so damn crazy. But I suppose crazy goes with the territory

8/4/2012 10:45:40 PM

#1431217
Bathomet

oops , sorry

Hey , I must not be demonic !

All Hail Bathomet !


8/5/2012 8:49:50 PM

#1452168
VioletBeauregarde

I'm not a demon! Thanks for confirming something I already knew :)!

9/27/2012 12:34:38 PM

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anti-nonsense

I just read that post, now you cannot accuse me of demonic influences.

12/27/2012 4:49:42 AM

#1486954


goodness, a completely blank post !

Hey its Hammer time !! can't touch this.

12/27/2012 1:38:36 PM

#1486973
Satan

It didn't work.

12/27/2012 2:25:58 PM
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