In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written.
[6/27/2011 2:35:42 AM]
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Submitted By: E = MC Hammer
Hey, why did you submit a blank post?
8/26/2011 6:57:34 AM
I guarantee that no demonic entities read your post...but probably not for the reason you think.
8/26/2011 7:30:47 AM
"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."
Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, in the manga/anime series "Ah! My Goddess") says...:
(Ye gods, but Hild is H. O. T.! As in the ultimate MILF; she
fuck God himself, no less, and thus gave birth to the Goddess/Demon hybrid Urd)
...oh, and as a result,
thanks for conclusively proving that Jesus - and therefore God himself -
heathen Atheists appreciate you doing our work for us!
8/26/2011 7:55:50 AM
We'd have to read it to know what you were forbidding, smart one.
12/6/2011 1:13:14 PM
I cast magic missile at the darkness!
12/6/2011 3:18:50 PM
Hi dude , whats happening ?
sorry but I read your post. My bad !
12/8/2011 10:45:43 PM
I am a demon and I approve of this message (OP). Oh wait...
8/4/2012 10:16:18 PM
Your post was lame and there are far more exciting sites to troll on the internet than Ministering Deliverance.
8/4/2012 10:24:39 PM
If there is a God he must be face palming and wondering why so many of his followers are so damn crazy. But I suppose crazy goes with the territory
8/4/2012 10:45:40 PM
oops , sorry
Hey , I must not be demonic !
All Hail Bathomet !
8/5/2012 8:49:50 PM
I'm not a demon! Thanks for confirming something I already knew :)!
9/27/2012 12:34:38 PM
I just read that post, now you cannot accuse me of demonic influences.
12/27/2012 4:49:42 AM
goodness, a completely blank post !
Hey its Hammer time !! can't touch this.
12/27/2012 1:38:36 PM
It didn't work.
12/27/2012 2:25:58 PM