In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written.
[6/27/2011 2:35:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 84
Submitted By: E = MC Hammer
Proof that witches are not demonic since I can read your post.
Have a nice day
6/27/2011 1:43:57 PM
I'm sorry, what'd you say?
6/27/2011 1:48:00 PM
As if demons care about the petty shit of a single man in the first place...
6/27/2011 2:43:43 PM
Lolol! Magical Internet seal!
6/27/2011 2:55:28 PM
This is one of the best submissions ever.
Would be sliiiightly better with a long series of Carriage Returns before the entry data tho'. :)
6/27/2011 3:53:17 PM
Perhaps it would have worked if you'd used proper grammar?
6/27/2011 4:12:49 PM
Since there's no such thing as demons, I can't be demonic, and I read your post.
6/27/2011 4:51:02 PM
I can has read your post.
EVIL HOLY IMMUNE DALEKS FOR THE WIN
6/27/2011 6:18:28 PM
Well, apparently demons follow orders given by humans, so I'll do humanity a favor here:
"In Jesus name, I command all demonic entities to fuck off for good. Get lost. Don't ever come back."
Ok, that's taken care of, next please.
6/27/2011 6:26:28 PM
Well, nobody in this site is a demonic entity then.
6/27/2011 8:29:55 PM
Belphagor says no :p. Also there is an e in deicide.
6/27/2011 10:31:24 PM
and yet i can read it......
what a moron.
6/27/2011 11:25:42 PM
always knew I wasn't demonic
6/27/2011 11:47:32 PM
This disturbs me. I don't know why, but it disturbs me.
6/28/2011 12:12:58 AM
Jubba the Mad
OK, that's just silly.
6/28/2011 3:08:06 AM
6/28/2011 5:35:59 AM
Fucked up pretty fast there. Didn't you ?
6/28/2011 5:12:34 PM
In that case, why not writting it in a pad?. It would be much easier(specially if you are a doctor)
6/29/2011 3:02:35 AM
OH SNAP, I GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK
6/29/2011 3:06:01 AM
"Well, I don't see any demonic entities..."
Just look at my previous post above yours, and you'll find a couple...!
6/29/2011 9:22:14 AM
In Darwin's name, I forbid all fundies to understand anything he has written. I invoke the spirits of Sagan, Dawkins, Hitchens and Einstein to block all fundies from ever learning
. And I invoke the awesome power of Freud to drive them all batshit howling, drooling, frothing at the mouth insane!
Well, I may be too late. Perhaps this invocation has already been performed by my minions.
Seems to be working, though.
6/29/2011 9:50:30 AM
AAAAAAHHHH, MY EYES!! CURSE YOU, KNOWLEDGEABLE CHRISTIAN!!!
Was that what you wanted?
6/30/2011 8:07:32 PM
Whew. Y'know, every so often, I'm afraid I'm turning into a demon, just like anybody, so that was a relief. Thanks, D.
7/1/2011 6:17:40 PM
I guess I'm not a demon then.
7/2/2011 10:02:36 AM
Jesus' response to you: "Fuck off"
Damn dude, your god isn't that fucking reliable is she?
7/3/2011 9:49:00 AM