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In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written.


Dcide, Ministering Deliverance 89 Comments [6/27/2011 2:35:42 AM]
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Submitted By: E = MC Hammer
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#1303540
Zipperback

God has to upgrade to RSA encryption.

6/27/2011 7:20:22 AM

#1303541
Quantum Mechanic

Awwwwww ... fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

6/27/2011 7:23:08 AM

#1303544
TheyCallMeV

I'm not a fan of trolling, but if I ever were to indulge in such an activity, I'd definitely reply to this with "Sorry D, didn't work. -Love, Azazel."

6/27/2011 7:28:18 AM

#1303550
TGRwulf

Wait, what?

6/27/2011 7:32:11 AM

#1303554
Colgate

"I can summon up all the demons"

"Yes, but will they come when summoned???"

6/27/2011 7:43:31 AM

#1303560
Anon-e-moose

"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."

And in the name of Hild, the 'Daimakaicho'; Leader of Hell...:



:9

@Colgate

'I can summon up all the demons'

"Yes, but will they come when summoned???"

Upon the summoning of this pic of Hild (from the anime series "Ah! My Goddess")...:



:x X3

6/27/2011 7:51:48 AM

#1303562
Paler_Face

This is sort of a catch-22 isn't it?
Any 'demonic entity' who would read it wouldn't know he/she/they/it is forbidden to, until they read it.

WTF is a 'demonic entity' anyway?

6/27/2011 8:01:33 AM

#1303577
Nicole

What's so awful about demons finding out about his uh-mayz-ing exorcisms? And didn't it occur to him that the demons he exorcised would have reported what happened to the boss, so they'd know already?

6/27/2011 8:26:10 AM

#1303580


Well, I don't see any demonic entities...

6/27/2011 8:36:45 AM

#1303584
Frank

"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."

What if you're illiterate? Does that make you a demon?

The site this post came from is a shoo in for the Looniest of the Loony award. It is filled with the creme de la creme of loonies.


6/27/2011 8:47:36 AM

#1303590
SpukiKitty

THEN DON'T WRITE IT! DUUUUHHHH!

6/27/2011 8:59:17 AM

#1303605
Cthulu

Well that worked well, didn't it "Dcide".

6/27/2011 9:14:18 AM

#1303611
Horsefeathers

"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."

That shouldn't be too hard seeing as how, you know, they don't fucking exist anyway.

6/27/2011 9:29:20 AM

#1303619


Yeah. That’s gonna work.

6/27/2011 9:42:18 AM

#1303623
Osiris

Demons don't exist so you have no problems there.

6/27/2011 9:44:37 AM

#1303637
Godbuster

Damn, I already read it. Almost as if... as if... AS IF prayer was TOTALLY useless! WOW! It's like you took a FAIRY TALE way too serious and now can't distinguish fact from fiction.

6/27/2011 10:03:08 AM

#1303647
Cookie Overlord

Meanwhile,

Hell, Satan Headquarters, 3rd Basement :

"Hey Boss, I am reading something funny on the internet site Ministering Deliverance"

6/27/2011 10:30:31 AM

#1303655
John-in-Oz

So what? I forbid unicorns, leprecauns and pixies to read mine!

6/27/2011 10:46:15 AM

#1303674
Misterboston

Well looks like Jesus granted half his wish. I WAS able to read it, but I do NOT have any knowledge of what was being written.

6/27/2011 11:18:02 AM

#1303678
Satan

Nice try.

6/27/2011 11:28:01 AM

#1303682
checkmate

In Jesus name

Uhh, second commandment? Remember that one?

6/27/2011 11:37:02 AM

#1303691
Mrs. Antichrist

What post are you guys all talking about? I can't see any post.

6/27/2011 11:57:38 AM

#1303692


@Dcide

Nice trick if you can pull it off, but...

6/27/2011 11:59:36 AM

#1303697
Satan

Try again later, Dcide.

6/27/2011 12:18:29 PM

#1303698
Old Viking

Yeah, that'll work.

6/27/2011 12:20:32 PM
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