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Quote# 8179

Your bias is twarting your ability to know the difference between the religion of evolution and true science; but hey, none of us are perfect, especially before God is finished cleaning us up from the inside. One day, if one is a true Christian, God will continue his work inside us until we are complete.

Solo, 123 Christian Forums 11 Comments [10/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#3046
leviathan

I dont want no-one inside me!

10/25/2005 11:17:21 AM

#3052
Kimball Khan

So, that is why fundies say dumb stuff: they aren't all there.

10/25/2005 3:41:25 PM

#3053
ooh_child

God, the ultimate colon-blow!

10/25/2005 3:46:25 PM

#3065
Darth Wang

That's nice. Would you care to provide any proof that evolution is not science, despite the fact that it is the subject of much scientific research, it is important in the careers and methods of many scientists, and it is in science textbooks?

10/25/2005 5:48:10 PM

#3101
TDR

well, I guess we're just twarted, then.

what a twat.

10/26/2005 3:53:46 PM

#3121
Rime

I see, the more Christian you are convinced you are, the less mistakes you'll make. Yes, the theory looks good, but the proof is another matter.

10/27/2005 10:58:05 AM

#3177
Kimball Khan

Jeez, I hope I am not a True Chistian, I don't want someone tinkering around with my insides, especially if it was the one who made the tinkering necessary.

10/28/2005 6:47:45 PM

#924262
clockworkgirl21

...twarting?

3/15/2009 2:25:30 AM

#1264837
Quantum Mechanic

Another F in biology, physics, cosmology, elementary logic, philosophy and religious studies.

Go ahead, I have lots.

3/8/2011 2:42:13 PM

#1416861
Saringuy

goddamnit. this guy must be a bagpipe collector and be listening to 'hymn of the highlands' all friggin' day to make his true scotsman fallacies with so much skill and expertise.

6/26/2012 11:29:39 AM

#1416984
Justanotheratheist

I'm a straight male. God will get punched on the nose if he tries to get inside me.

6/26/2012 10:27:22 PM
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