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We are in the era of jihad. The era of jihad has come over us, and jihad in the path of Allah is a pleasure. It is a real pleasure. The companions (of the Prophet) used to compete to (perform jihad). The poverty that we’re in—is it not due to our abandonment of jihad? But if we could conduct one, two, or three jihadist operations every year, many people throughout the earth would become Muslims. And whoever rejected this da’wa, or stood in our way, we would fight against him and take him prisoner, and confiscate his wealth.

Every mujahid who returned from jihad, his pockets would be full. He would return with 3 or 4 slaves, 3 or 4 women, and 3 or 4 children. Multiply each head by 300 dirhams, or 300 dinar, and you have a good amount of profit. If he were to go to the West and work on a commercial deal, he would not make that much money. Whenever things became difficult (financially), he could take the head (i.e. the prisoner) and sell it, and ease his (financial) crisis. He would sell it like groceries.

Shaykh Abu-Ishaq al-Huwayni, Translating Jihad 67 Comments [6/5/2011 1:11:59 PM]
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#1296235
AuraTwilight

People aren't going to become Muslims because of terrorism. Sorry.

6/5/2011 1:14:50 PM
#1296237
Old Viking

Sounds like a plan.

6/5/2011 1:19:05 PM
#1296242
Horsefeathers

"But if we could conduct one, two, or three jihadist operations every year, many people throughout the earth would become Muslims."

On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

Charles Babbage

Similarly, I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a statement as the one above.

"And whoever rejected this da’wa, or stood in our way, we would fight against him and take him prisoner, and confiscate his wealth.

Every mujahid who returned from jihad, his pockets would be full. He would return with 3 or 4 slaves, 3 or 4 women, and 3 or 4 children. Multiply each head by 300 dirhams, or 300 dinar, and you have a good amount of profit."

Didn't the Christians try that with you guys a few times? Of course that was several fucking centuries ago so maybe you should join the rest of us in the 21st Century.

"If he were to go to the West and work on a commercial deal, he would not make that much money. Whenever things became difficult (financially), he could take the head (i.e. the prisoner) and sell it, and ease his (financial) crisis. He would sell it like groceries."

Did you just fall out of a time warp or something or is it just the sun getting to you?

6/5/2011 1:32:42 PM
#1296245
Yurie

" And whoever rejected this da’wa, or stood in our way, we would fight against him and take him prisoner, and confiscate his wealth. "

And what happens when you run out of people to Jihad against?

6/5/2011 1:41:38 PM
#1296247
Passerby

Blood feuds aren't exactly profitable for anyone but the arms industry. Guess which foreign devils monopolize that market?

I've read small translated sections of the Koran and it has measures and explicit warnings against going to war for mere financial gain. Of course, that's never stopped Christianity but still whose side is this whacko actually on?

I realize that this is a horrible, HORRIBLE thing to say but it's bizzarely comforting for a quote from a fundie much further away from home to show up. Just a slight indicator that somewhere else in the world people are batshit insane too and it's not just us.

6/5/2011 1:44:32 PM
#1296251
Brain_In_A_Jar

Not only does this creature write in favour of mass murder, but also mass slavery, mass rape, mass rapine, mass censorship and mass extortion.

It seems to me that he's managed to tick every possible box in the spectrum of psychopathy: there is no conceivable form of human interaction in which one following his prescriptions would be capable of acting as anything but an utter monster.

From his horrific pronouncements, I also surmise he has 1) never had a meaningful, reciprocative relationship, platonic or otherwise, with anybody 2) never produced one iota of wealth through actual labour, 3) never been told, and made, to sit down and shut his fucking mouth because grownups are talking.

People like this make it hard to be a liberal - it's really, really difficult to fight the gut feeling that it wouldn't be such a bad idea, albeit calmly, quickly and painlessly, to immediately end this fucker's existence.

6/5/2011 1:54:41 PM
#1296256
aaa

Good luck with that shit. Hope you enjoy getting assassinated.

6/5/2011 2:20:21 PM
#1296257


Kenny Powers says different asshole. Mohammed, you're fuckin out.

6/5/2011 2:23:33 PM
#1296258


Kenny Powers says different asshole. Mohammed, you're fuckin out.

6/5/2011 2:25:53 PM
#1296259
StoneSpiral

There is nothing in this post that redeems this man as a human being. It's people like him that make me wish I could just ignore my nagging belief in a higher deity so I could be an Atheist and forsake the poison of organized religion entirely..

Yee gods.. what a sick fuck.

6/5/2011 2:27:38 PM
#1296260
Murdin

The comments also are FSTDT-worthy.


COME AND GET US, ASSHAT!

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?!

All I need is for a bunch of libs to whine "human rights" after one of these asshits tries something like this and meets resistance.

If they want to take the libs as their slaves they can have all they can carry, but no moslems must be allowed to remain in any western countries after the deal.

after all, the Africans sold their fellow Africans, why shouldn't we sell them the libs, if there's a market?

First time that libs would finally be good for something!


Thank you for reminding us - by example - that the most virulent opponents of Islam are every bit as vile, insane and destructive as its most fanatical proponents.

6/5/2011 2:30:17 PM
#1296262
Pule Thamex

Talking like a dribbling lunatic means just one thing. You're a dribbling lunatic.

6/5/2011 2:36:00 PM
#1296264
Alcari

If they had that many Jihad's, they'd run out of mujahid pretty soon. That'd be one great way to point out that religious zeal and fervour aren't much of a match against science.

6/5/2011 2:41:27 PM
#1296265
Kinderklein

@Yurie

I guess jihad is nothing more than a violent pyramid-scheme?

6/5/2011 2:42:25 PM
#1296269
Tempus

Dear Shaykh Abu-Ishaq al-Huwayni,

Your humanity has hereby been revoked. You may feel free to exit this planet posthaste by whatever means happens to be available to you, or you may wait for our representatives to come to you.

Sincerely Yours,

The Rest of the Human Race

@@Kinderklein: It's like a genocidal, rapine-and-pillaging version of Amway!

6/5/2011 3:10:31 PM
#1296273
Doubting Thomas

Acts of terrorism aren't going to make us become Muslims, and in fact terrorism by Islamic extremists just makes us think that all Muslims are crazy fanatics. Let's face it, has our military converted anyone in the Middle East to Christianity by dropping bombs on them?

6/5/2011 3:27:02 PM
#1296274
Osiris

"We will convert people to the religion of peace through displays of random violence."

Yeah, I'm sure that will work out great.

6/5/2011 3:29:30 PM
#1296275
casewithscience

I think the term "barbarian" is appropriate in this context.

6/5/2011 3:34:47 PM
#1296278
freako104

This makes me want to be a Muslim even less. It also makes me wonder about some of my friends who are Muslims, this attitude will get them disrespected even more and possibly drive THEM from Islam.

6/5/2011 3:42:36 PM
#1296284
Mr. Nnamdi

See, comments like this fill me with a sudden urge to drop explosives from high altitude on desert-covered nations. It scares me when this urge comes. Please don't scare me.

The urge quickly passes, for me, but for others it may not.


Edit: *This is joke, for those who may not catch it.*

6/5/2011 4:08:49 PM
#1296285
Mudak

Did you ever stop and think that some of the reasons for the poverty in your nation could be from adherence (not non-adherence) to your religious dogma?

6/5/2011 4:12:52 PM
#1296301
Karana

Killing people=profit??

..What?

6/5/2011 4:57:09 PM
#1296306


Considering slavery is illegal nowadays who does Crazy McPsycho think is going to buy prisoners? Or does he actually mean selling heads?

6/5/2011 5:18:51 PM
#1296309


What.

Okay, bitch, try it. I'm sure you'll get nothing but Molotovs to the face. If you want to jihad at me, I'll laugh at you, pull out my staff, and show you what a *real* warrior looks like, 'cause clearly you don't know.

6/5/2011 5:38:47 PM
#1296312
Raised by Horses

"The era of jihad has come over us, and jihad in the path of Allah is a pleasure. It is a real pleasure."

It is pleasure all over us. Allah has promised to shower us with his pleasure, and asks that we be ready to open ourselves to his pleasure. With pleasure.

6/5/2011 5:54:49 PM
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